Random Beer Thoughts

[jivex5k1]

Dude just said this beer he tried smelled like Damnation, Supplication and Consecration.

**** beer.

Maybe he's a paladin.

 

[Snarf1]

People also think it's a fresh hop beer. SMH.

It is. Says so right on the label.

 

[litheum94]

so lit

Please. You're showing your age.

It's "on fleek."

 

[LukeAleTime]

Please. You're showing your age.

It's "on fleek."

I was about to say fleek has fallen off hard, while lit has had a steady rise, but it looks like fleek has had a bit of a "dead cat bounce" in the last two months:

https://www.google.ca/trends/explore?date=all&q=it's lit,on fleek

 

[litheum94]

I was about to say fleek has fallen off hard, while lit has had a steady rise, but it looks like fleek has had a bit of a "dead cat bounce" in the last two months:

https://www.google.ca/trends/explore?date=all&q=it's lit,on fleek

Yeah, but can you really trust the polls?

 

[tennispl]

I was about to say fleek has fallen off hard, while lit has had a steady rise, but it looks like fleek has had a bit of a "dead cat bounce" in the last two months:

https://www.google.ca/trends/explore?date=all&q=it's lit,on fleek

More importantly, there's a huge spike in the term "balls" each December. Some may think this is related to Christmas but I believe balls just happen to come into their own late fall/early winter.

 

[LukeAleTime]

Yeah, but can you really trust the polls?

That's a good point. All I can trust is my trap fam and "lit" is what we are about...

(Says a 33 year old white male from New Zealand.)

 

[litheum94]

That's a good point. All I can trust is my trap fam and "lit" is what we are about...

(Says a 33 year old white male from New Zealand.)

 

[caaam]

I just use the eggplant and water drops on my insta.

My review game is so lit.

If harambe and my girl both drowning and I can only save one Catch me at my girl funeral with my dick out

Please. You're showing your age.

It's "on fleek."

I was about to say fleek has fallen off hard, while lit has had a steady rise, but it looks like fleek has had a bit of a "dead cat bounce" in the last two months:

https://www.google.ca/trends/explore?date=all&q=it's lit,on fleek

Sam Fu we need an expert plz

 

[Sam Fu]

Sam Fu we need an expert plz

Making up words and making them trendy is the nu nu


This thread is #SLIVE

 

[regularjohn]

Sam Fu we need an expert plz

don't you dare question my copy pasta

 

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[tosh1]

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[jivex5k1]

So I went to the Funky Buddha Lounge last night...it's dead man. All the bartenders I knew and loved have recently quit due to a new manager being a major pain in the ass. It really sucks, the last manager was awesome but apparently they don't pay for **** at the lounge. There's been a lot of turnover throughout the past 4 years but I think this is the end, and it's kind of sad. Even with the turnover they hired solid people who were down to earth for the most part and liked to ******** about more than beer. That **** is gone.

It used to be like cheers, everyone knew my name, big tips and tons of comp'd beers, no need to hold a card or any of that ****, it's all gone now. I walk in to some guy I've never seen before in an empty bar and asks for my card up front, it's all just crumbling to ash.

The golden lining is the homebrew store it's attached to is still nice, the brewer works there and he's a down to earth dude. I hope they get enough business to keep it open.

Reading this post it kind of sounds like I'm overreacting to having my card taken up front, but there's a palpable change about. No longer is grateful dead or bone thugs n harmony playing over the radio... Instead it's some sad, slow jazz with the lights so dim they suck the energy right out of the room. I'm in a dark room filled with strangers now, one more beer closer to my grave.

 

[ant880]

So I went to the Funky Buddha Lounge last night...it's dead man. All the bartenders I knew and loved have recently quit due to a new manager being a major pain in the ass. It really sucks, the last manager was awesome but apparently they don't pay for **** at the lounge. There's been a lot of turnover throughout the past 4 years but I think this is the end, and it's kind of sad. Even with the turnover they hired solid people who were down to earth for the most part and liked to ******** about more than beer. That **** is gone.

It used to be like cheers, everyone knew my name, big tips and tons of comp'd beers, no need to hold a card or any of that ****, it's all gone now. I walk in to some guy I've never seen before in an empty bar and asks for my card up front, it's all just crumbling to ash.

The golden lining is the homebrew store it's attached to is still nice, the brewer works there and he's a down to earth dude. I hope they get enough business to keep it open.

Reading this post it kind of sounds like I'm overreacting to having my card taken up front, but there's a palpable change about. No longer is grateful dead or bone thugs n harmony playing over the radio... Instead it's some sad, slow jazz with the lights so dim they suck the energy right out of the room. I'm in a dark room filled with strangers now, one more beer closer to my grave.

Thanks, Oba Trump.

 

[litheum94]

No longer is grateful dead playing over the radio

And this is a bad thing?

 

[Trady]

We'll be the judge of that.

 

[JulianB1]

"& not without hops"

I'm as big a fan of the double-negative as anyone (I love using "I do not disagree"), but that rolls off the tongue poorly. Also, when has anyone ever criticized Doggie Claws for not being hoppy enough?

 

[sneakychi]

second time doing an international trade here on talkbeer! Almost the same shipping time as if I sent something within Sweden!

 

[Phischy1]

second time doing an international trade here on talkbeer! Almost the same shipping time as if I sent something within Sweden!

 

[nathanmiller]

"& not without hops"

I'm as big a fan of the double-negative as anyone (I love using "I do not disagree"), but that rolls off the tongue poorly. Also, when has anyone ever criticized Doggie Claws for not being hoppy enough?

One time in High School I wrote a note to someone that I had "a sweatshirt not unlike yours," and she was so confused. Could not understand what I meant.

This story sucks, I'm sorry. But it came to mind suddenly and I had to write it down. Oh well.

 

[JulianB1]

One time in High School I wrote a note to someone that I had "a sweatshirt not unlike yours," and she was so confused. Could not understand what I meant.

This story sucks, I'm sorry. But it came to mind suddenly and I had to write it down. Oh well.

I literally just sent some friends a message regarding our annual chili cook-off last night: "the flatulence was not insubstantial this morning."

 

[jivex5k1]

I literally just sent some friends a message regarding our annual chili cook-off last night: "the flatulence was not insubstantial this morning."

 

[JulianB1]

You have way too much time on your hands.

 

[JonathanAmes]

You have way too much time on your hands.

Whatever you say poopie pants.

 

[stxSS07]

Laughed.

 

[Snarf1]

Ticker + ****** bag = tick bag.

 

[OkayBrendan]

Laughed.

Didn't not laugh

 

[cneville1]

Didn't not laugh

okay brendan

 

[stxSS07]

Didn't not laugh

That's your right as an American and I respect it.