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You can come up and dance shirtless with the suburban crew to prove otherwise.
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At the same share I mentioned above we experienced a similar experience. An out of towner pulled out a legit "check out how big my dick is" bottle out of his cooler, showed it all around, got us fully edging & then put it back in his cooler never to be seen again. He's earned a special nickname with our crew. He's also on this website.
I'm....sorry?
 
At the same share I mentioned above we experienced a similar experience. An out of towner pulled out a legit "check out how big my dick is" bottle out of his cooler, showed it all around, got us fully edging & then put it back in his cooler never to be seen again. He's earned a special nickname with our crew. He's also on this website.

Reminds me of the time back in college when this really hot chick I met at a party who I thought was pretty into me invited me back to her place to "play board games". When I got back to her place, she gathered her roommates, went into her closet, and pulled out ******* Balderdash. From erect to flaccid in .00001 seconds.
 
Reminds me of the time back in college when this really hot chick I met at a party who I thought was pretty into me invited me back to her place to "play board games". When I got back to her place, she gathered her roommates, went into her closet, and pulled out ******* Balderdash. From erect to flaccid in .00001 seconds.
You got some problem with Balderdash?
 
In the spirit of fair reporting I must say 99% of the people I've met on this site have been awesome, amazing people & I've met a lot of you. Even the ones described before are all good guys who I would drink with anytime. We all have personality quirks & commenting on them is a sick pleasure of mine. Feel free to add your stories about meeting me & what an ******* I am.
 
Just read this on a beer blog about huna day:
We agreed that two of us would hit Side Project for Derivation Blend #5 and Smooth, one would hit Bottle Logic for Fundamental Observation, and one would hit MAZURT Brewing for their barrel aged coconut stout that is actually served out of a coconut. Yeah I know, badass!
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After a quick tasting of everyone’s offering, 3 Sons was the next whale producer to slay.
ERMAHGAD COCNUT WHRELZ

I bet it's someone on this website too.
 
At the same share I mentioned above we experienced a similar experience. An out of towner pulled out a legit "check out how big my dick is" bottle out of his cooler, showed it all around, got us fully edging & then put it back in his cooler never to be seen again. He's earned a special nickname with our crew. He's also on this website.
Sounds like your typical Ferrari owner. "Look at my car! No, of course I don't drive (drink) it -- are you insane?! But just LOOK at it! I OWN this!"
 
Man, I really dig Luponic Distortion. Relatively low-ABV, nice hop character, insanely easy to drink. So much better than drinking session IPAs that taste like a bag of pellet hops in water. I wish more breweries would make beers like this. It seems to be either session IPAs or near-8% D/IPAs with lbs and lbs of hops per barrel.
 
At the same share I mentioned above we experienced a similar experience. An out of towner pulled out a legit "check out how big my dick is" bottle out of his cooler, showed it all around, got us fully edging & then put it back in his cooler never to be seen again. He's earned a special nickname with our crew. He's also on this website.
I guess I miss out on all the action as I have no idea who any of these people are you are talking about... wait, is it me?
 
I know I'm late to this party, but I just spent a bit of time looking through many many boxes of beer for the ones I knew I had signed up for for the Math BIF. Finally found them all but along the way found a lot of straight trash. Put a lot in the fridge, but ran out of room there too. This is absurd. I'm not buying any more beer anytime soon (until Saturday if there's no line at Other Half, and then until the next Grimm release, and then until my next trip somewhere... ugh.)

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I know I'm late to this party, but I just spent a bit of time looking through many many boxes of beer for the ones I knew I had signed up for for the Math BIF. Finally found them all but along the way found a lot of straight trash. Put a lot in the fridge, but ran out of room there too. This is absurd. I'm not buying any more beer anytime soon (until Saturday if there's no line at Other Half, and then until the next Grimm release, and then until my next trip somewhere... ugh.)

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So I can keep the case of Rare Barrel I have stored for you? Cool, couple in there I wanted extras of.

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I know I'm late to this party, but I just spent a bit of time looking through many many boxes of beer for the ones I knew I had signed up for for the Math BIF. Finally found them all but along the way found a lot of straight trash. Put a lot in the fridge, but ran out of room there too. This is absurd. I'm not buying any more beer anytime soon (until Saturday if there's no line at Other Half, and then until the next Grimm release, and then until my next trip somewhere... ugh.)

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This sounds like pretty much ever beer conversation I've had this week. "I can't and won't buy any more beer. Ooh, look -- A Barrelworks release! ...and HPB?? ...and Phantom Carriage??? Whyyyyy!"
 
Man, I really dig Luponic Distortion. Relatively low-ABV, nice hop character, insanely easy to drink. So much better than drinking session IPAs that taste like a bag of pellet hops in water. I wish more breweries would make beers like this. It seems to be either session IPAs or near-8% D/IPAs with lbs and lbs of hops per barrel.
And you know it's relatively fresh (for FW IPAs). Really tasty stuff
 
Brought a Cuddlebug to a random bottle share and someone just grabbed it out of the ice and started pouring. Nothing crazy, but this is the last time I try to be generous at an event like this. The lack of etiquette is absurd.
Maybe I'm out of touch with the beer world now, but this is how every bottle share I've ever attended has been. See something you like? Open it up, make sure everyone gets some, enjoy the company.
 
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