Random Beer Thoughts

[sacrelicio]

Yea like how brewers try to make beers that taste like other drinks, we need a Leanweisse trend

 

[lb304854]

Two+ pages of this **** set off by someone misreading a troll account.

 

[furley]

have you guys actually listened to the words in rock and roll? i mean, let's be serious.. we're not talking high level use of the language or anything

 

[sacrelicio]

Two+ pages of this **** set off by someone misreading a troll account.

Hey, he just doubled his offer FYI.

 

[steimie]

Some goober in the local beer trade group trying to trade beer for codeine cough syrup.

The cough syrup can't be any more overrated than Czar Jack.

 

[jivex5k1]

For a change I bought two bottles of wine last night. It's refreshing not knowing a god damn thing about what I'm drinking. Plus they were like 10 bucks a bottle, and I still have a lot of it left.

 

[lb304854]

The cough syrup can't be any more overrated than Czar Jack.

'09 Czar Jack was the truth.

 

[drgarage1]

This is the funniest drank-related artifact:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_of_Syrup

It's a concept album about a city where everyone is on lean all the time, ie: Big Moe's actual life.

I tried this once, which is a non-narcotic lean facsimile:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drank_(soda)

It made me painfully tired and lazy, not at all fun and relaxed. Worst afternoon ever!

 

[brentsdodgers]

Yea like how brewers try to make beers that taste like other drinks, we need a Leanweisse trend

Wait doesn't toolbox make a beer called purple drink?

Edit: just checked and apparently them and a few others do.

 

[drgarage1]

Wait doesn't toolbox make a beer called purple drink?

Edit: just checked and apparently them and a few others do.

Ale Industries inexplicably makes Pink Drank.

 

[jivex5k1]

 

[sacrelicio]

Two+ pages of this **** set off by someone misreading a troll account.

Four pages now!

 

[lb304854]

Four pages now!

I haven't seen someone this proud of getting trolled in awhile.

I clicked so many links to Rick Astley videos that day!

 

[sacrelicio]

I haven't seen someone this proud of getting trolled in awhile.

I clicked so many links to Rick Astley videos that day!

Trolling or not, dude's post was funny and I learned all about lean.

 

[Hanzo1]

Wrong thread lol

 

[sb67]

Jesus Christ the beginning of Up is depressing as ****. Forgot about that.

Spoiler alert!

 

[ficklenicholas]

I never knew I could sell all my meet on Facebook and come up with a mortgage payment. I have been doing this wrong the whole time.

 

[LukeAleTime]

Fckin breweries man... one just sent me beer by courier (great!) but it was packaged with one thin layer of bubble wrap loosely around a four pack. The box arrived beat up and with a rip in it. Somehow the beer survived.

So I don't know why I'm complaining. Also the back of their Gose says it's based on a 1,000 year old recipe like lolwut?

 

[FTowne1]

Fckin breweries man... one just sent me beer by courier (great!) but it was packaged with one thin layer of bubble wrap loosely around a four pack. The box arrived beat up and with a rip in it. Somehow the beer survived.

So I don't know why I'm complaining. Also the back of their Gose says it's based on a 1,000 year old recipe like lolwut?

Australia is a strange, strange place.

 

[LukeAleTime]

Australia is a strange, strange place.

No ****. Check out this quote from a major brewery heritage brand "relaunch" article:

McCracken’s most famous beer was its Light Ale, light, not in the way that we understand a light beer to be, but because beers in Australia back in the 1800s were extremely heavy. McCracken’s thought it was too heavy for this climate, so let’s do a lighter style, but it would have still been quite heavy in alcohol, just a lighter ale. So that was very popular. But I think if we tried to replicate recipes of the time, we’re just not going to be able to do it, they are just too high in ABV, bitterness and sugar.

So we’ve created a new beer, but it’s old in the style of an English ale and it’s a dark copper colour. But it’s not a highly bitter beer, it’s good beer, but not one that we’ve based on an original recipe.

(if you're really interested, I wrote a few words on the launch and how absurd the whole thing is http://aleofatime.com/2016/03/mccrackens-amber-ale/)

 

[jwazzy]

sizzurp.info

 

[litheum94]

Wrong thread lol

Damn girl, you hot. Are you single?

 

[Hanzo1]

Damn girl, you hot. Are you single?

As long as you got a big dick and a deep cellar I am.

 

[litheum94]

As long as you got a big dick and a deep cellar I am.

Pfft girl, yo know I ain't playing.

 

[jdd419]

I learned all about lean.

Learning about Lean is awesome. Great way to improve your daily life.

Edit: I thought this was about something else. ****, sorry now I'm going to go put on my JaMarcus Russell jersey and get faded.

 

[boogercrack]

Learning about Lean is awesome. Great way to improve your daily life.

Edit: I thought this was about something else. ****, sorry now I'm going to go put on my JaMarcus Russell jersey and get faded.

**** Lean, **** six sigma, **** the Toyota system.

 

[boogercrack]

Jesus Christ there's something about victory at sea being in 6 packs that's just like "yeah just crush all of them and get more at the grocery store later" and badaging I'm ******* hammered.


These may be the death of me.

 

[Beerontwowheels]

Jesus Christ there's something about victory at sea being in 6 packs that's just like "yeah just crush all of them and get more at the grocery store later" and badaging I'm ******* hammered.


These may be the death of me.

I have much appreciation for you.

 

[jdd419]

**** Lean, **** six sigma, **** the Toyota system.

Meh to each their own. The Toyota way is an interesting concept. I like the crazy 2 second lean guy, he is a lean spaz.

But if it's not a complete company and mental approach it's pointless.

 

[masterovkhaos]

Brought a Cuddlebug to a random bottle share and someone just grabbed it out of the ice and started pouring. Nothing crazy, but this is the last time I try to be generous at an event like this. The lack of etiquette is absurd.