Random Beer Thoughts

[FTowne1]

wow...

No

 

[BadJustin]

No

It's like a mug of skeet or something. Hard no.

 

[jbeezification1]

wow...

These beers are going to have to start coming with SDS manuals.

 

[RyanG1]

wow...

Then there is the DJ KHALED of beers. WE THE BEST!

 

[JCastle1]

It's like a mug of skeet or something. Hard no.

Reminded me of corn atole:

 

[Lutter]

Speaking of... Is Southern Tier getting a lift in sales now that their sticky sweet flavored stouts are no longer considered gauche in this new pastry stout economy?

They completely pulled out of Texas last year.

Pumking just never moved here. It was the BCBS situation where they would still have product from last year (aged, lol) at the next release. I wanna say they were only sending bombers for a year or two before that because their 6-packs were bought by no one at launch and languished forever.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

10 Years Ago - a dozen or so seasonal/special release beers are made in short supply and you need to be on top of it if you want to get some.

Today - Those breweries expanded and now that same beer sits for months after release. Depending on the product it is pulled off the shelves and stored until next year's release to be sold side-by-side with the newest batch one year later.

 

[boogercrack]

wow...

 

[BadJustin]

They completely pulled out of Texas last year.

Pumking just never moved here. It was the BCBS situation where they would still have product from last year (aged, lol) at the next release. I wanna say they were only sending bombers for a year or two before that because their 6-packs were bought by no one at launch and languished forever.

Southern Tier isn't the only thing we wish pulled out in Texas, Lutter.

 

[Lutter]

Southern Tier isn't the only thing we wish pulled out in Texas, Lutter.

I can't go to New York. They have snow and state income tax.

 

[Moondog1]

Southern Tier isn't the only thing we wish pulled out in Texas, Lutter.

That's gross

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

Southern Tier isn't the only thing we wish pulled out in Texas, Lutter.

Now is a good time for the servers to go down

 

[Josh2]

I can't go to New York. They have snow and state income tax.

 

[BadJustin]

Now is a good time for the servers to go down

Says the guy with that sig, riiiiiiiight.

 

[Lutter]

But the pull out method isn't a very reliable form of birth control. I would suggest either using a barrier method such as a condom or ideally the pill.

 

[bramsdell]

But the pull out method isn't a very reliable form of birth control. I would suggest either using a barrier method such as a condom or ideally the pill.

Ideally, belt and suspenders.

But remember, kids, absence is the only true form of prevention.

 

[NClambicguy]

Ideally, belt and suspenders.

But remember, kids, absence is the only true form of prevention.

Being absent is one way, abstinence is another. Both are equally effective.

 

[rrryanc]

But the pull out method isn't a very reliable form of birth control. I would suggest either using a barrier method such as a condom or ideally the pill.

It's actually not that unreliable. According to Planned Parenthood, it's 96% effective if used perfectly and 78-80% effective otherwise. Condoms are 98% effective if used perfectly and 85% effective otherwise. So pretty similar actually.

Not sure where exactly those numbers come from, but I've heard similar before so assuming they're reasonably accurate.

Sources:
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/l...ow-effective-is-withdrawal-method-pulling-out
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/condom/how-effective-are-condoms

 

[JulianB1]

-reads recent posts

-checks thread title

-sips beer

 

[wuntrikpony]

-reads recent posts

-checks thread title

-sips beer

RTT>RBT

Changemymind.meme

 

[JonathanAmes]

It's actually not that unreliable. According to Planned Parenthood, it's 96% effective if used perfectly and 78-80% effective otherwise. Condoms are 98% effective if used perfectly and 85% effective otherwise. So pretty similar actually.

Not sure where exactly those numbers come from, but I've heard similar before so assuming they're reasonably accurate.

Sources:
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/l...ow-effective-is-withdrawal-method-pulling-out
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/condom/how-effective-are-condoms

Sounds like you’re trying to raw dog someone in this thread with your very effective sales pitch.

 

[boogercrack]

It's actually not that unreliable. According to Planned Parenthood, it's 96% effective if used perfectly and 78-80% effective otherwise. Condoms are 98% effective if used perfectly and 85% effective otherwise. So pretty similar actually.

Not sure where exactly those numbers come from, but I've heard similar before so assuming they're reasonably accurate.

Sources:
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/l...ow-effective-is-withdrawal-method-pulling-out
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/condom/how-effective-are-condoms

Yeah but maintaining a moist butthole has a 100% effiicacy rate due to abstinence

 

[shanrath]

Yeah but maintaining a moist butthole has a 100% effiicacy rate due to abstinence

 

[boogercrack]

It probably had something to do with the entire bottle of tequila I drank the week before in 1 sitting. I dunno.

I think I just dried out mah butthole too much.

Gotta keep that thing moist.

A moist butthole is a happy butthole.

Exactly

 

[rrryanc]

Sounds like you’re trying to raw dog someone in this thread with your very effective sales pitch.

Nope. As a drinker my effective odds are even lower than the average user I'd say. Not interested in any more children.

 

[Josh2]

Or you can spend your life waiting in one beer release line after another. You may never get laid, but damn will you profit.

 

[jmgrub]

I frequently see people (mostly on Facebook) posting haul pics of 50 or more IPA cans. Are people really drinking 50 cans of IPA before they "go bad"?

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

Or you can spend your life waiting in one beer release line after another. You may never get laid, but damn will you profit.

 

[MikeJones]

Yeah but maintaining a moist butthole has a 100% effiicacy rate due to abstinence

I think I just dried out mah butthole too much.

Gotta keep that thing moist.

A moist butthole is a happy butthole.

 

[Josh2]

GhostOfGaspar does the gaspar rule apply outside of toxic topics?