Random Beer Thoughts

[jivex5k1]

Yo.

Yo.

What does this even mean? 16oz beers fit in every glass. Magnums, however, don't fit in **** and it's super annoying.

 

[JulianB1]

What does this even mean? 16oz beers fit in every glass. Magnums, however, don't fit in **** and it's super annoying.

Yo.

 

[Josh2]

Why are you pouring a canned beer into a glass in the first place?

 

[stupac2]

Why are you pouring a canned beer into a glass in the first place?

I drink all my beer off the floor like a real man.

 

[FoudreGuy]

I drink all my beer off the floor like a real man.

Yooooo.

 

[Lutter]

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I might've had 1 too many 12oz beers yesterday.

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

I like ordering 12 ounce cans at bars to see when the bar uses bantam-weight shaker pints instead of actual pints.

I also think there should be a law against advertising a "pint" of beer and selling it in a glass that holds less than 16 ounces.

Or rather, an enforced law, as several such laws do actually exist in different states.

There was a kerkuffle about the amount of beer in a shaker pint glass floating around in 2012 or 2013 if I'm remembering the time right. I seem to recall the ABC for some state (Michigan, maybe) went around testing pours at bars and issued citations not selling by the pint but not serving a full pint.

There are deceptive trade practice laws in every state that probably apply here but your immediate remedy is to send back underpoured beers. Guess how that is going to work for you.

 

[Kasher]

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I might've had 1 too many 12oz beers yesterday.

But how? You clearly didn't have anything to drink it from.

 

[Lutter]

But how? You clearly didn't have anything to drink it from.

I was so mad about that gap between the top of the glass and the liquid in my shaker pint.

It was Steel Reserve, so obviously I should opt for the 40oz with TalkBeer Mega Snifter next time.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

12oz cans of beer are such ********.

They don’t fit any glass right... not even the standard or standards shaker pint.

They can’t even get you slightly buzzed with 1 can.

**** this ****.

**** beer .

 

[nachojon]

Yooooo.

Yo Google.

 

[jbeezification1]

Kegs of beer are such ********.

 

[Turfy]

Checking out the liquor stores on the road trip up to Crested Butte to snag some primo beers I can't get down here. Yeah, it's Christmas for an old man.

 

[jmgrub]

Why are razzles called razzles and not just raffles?

 

[Beerontwowheels]

Why are razzles called razzles and not just raffles?

Facebook cracked down on ‘raffles’. This is a srs post.

 

[jmgrub]

Facebook cracked down on ‘raffles’. This is a srs post.

That's an unfortunately sensible explanation.

 

[jammery]

Why are razzles called razzles and not just raffles?

Originally, razzles were only for raspberry beers but then everyone got tired of bidding on Abita Purple Haze. But they kept the name because now you can use the phrase “razzle dazzle” while raffle daffle just sounds dumb.

 

[Lutter]

How’s Avery Plank’d?

I just dropped like $30 on 2 bottles. I was shocked to see it already on shelves here.

 

[NClambicguy]

How’s Avery Plank’d?

I just dropped like $30 on 2 bottles. I was shocked to see it already on shelves here.

You should drink the beer and report back here rather than ask for opinions on a beer you’ve already purchased.

 

[beerindex]

How’s Avery Plank’d?

I just dropped like $30 on 2 bottles. I was shocked to see it already on shelves here.

Considered buying it. Then I remembered how terribly their Bourbon BA Coconut Porter turned out to be, so I figured I'd hold off until I read enough favorable reviews. So by all means, let us know what a trainwreck it proves to be when you open one.

 

[Lutter]

You should drink the beer and report back here rather than ask for opinions on a beer you’ve already purchased.

Drink... the beer I buy?

Its 17% so I’ll prolly save it till the weekend.

Considered buying it. Then I remembered how terribly their Bourbon BA Coconut Porter turned out to be, so I figured I'd hold off until I read enough favorable reviews. So by all means, let us know what a trainwreck it proves to be when you open one.

Momo Hiwa was the ******* truth tho.

 

[sacrelicio]

Kegs of beer are such ********.

Just imagine that it's a giant pounder of Haze with a flexible straw.

 

[Kasher]

How’s Avery Plank’d?

I just dropped like $30 on 2 bottles. I was shocked to see it already on shelves here.

12oz bottles have same problem as 12oz cans though, don't they?

It's just math.

 

[sacrelicio]

Lutter I have a 12oz of Live Oak hefe in my fridge, it should be 16 for sure.

 

[Lutter]

12oz bottles have same problem as 12oz cans though, don't they?

It's just math.

That’s why I bought 2.

Lutter I have a 12oz of Live Oak hefe in my fridge, it should be 16 for sure.

Thats why I go to the brewery and get 500ml pours.

 

[RedCoffee]

Thats why I go to the brewery and get 500ml pours.

I bet they just give you 495

 

[Gonzoillini1]

Kegs of beer are such ********.

Alright, I've been drinking so I'll bite.

Why are kegs of beer ********?

 

[Lutter]

Alright, I've been drinking so I'll bite.

Why are kegs of beer ********?

The glassware is sorta unwieldy.

 

[furley]

Originally, razzles were only for raspberry beers but then everyone got tired of bidding on Abita Purple Haze. But they kept the name because now you can use the phrase “razzle dazzle” while raffle daffle just sounds dumb.

let's go yapple dapple for now


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[ggfunk]

Just imagine that it's a giant pounder of Haze with a flexible straw.

As long as it isn't plastic.