Random Beer Thoughts

[FTowne1]

You might be right... I just popped open a bottle and im only 1/2 way through my glass and think my liver has hit its saturation point.

It’s above freezing for the first time in like 10 days. I’m bbqing and sucking down High Life’s.

 

[stakem1]

Power through. The DDT needs it.

Currently accounting for 13% of total participation in todays DDT.

Not sure if soloing more than 2 bombers of eclipse on a work night is a good idea.

 

[Snarf1]

It’s above freezing for the first time in like 10 days. I’m bbqing and sucking down High Life’s.

I just brought some firewood in and didn't want to kill myself when I was outside. I like it!

 

[BadJustin]

It’s above zero for the first time in like 10 days. I’m bbqing and sucking down Old Milwaukee.

FTFM but, my man.

 

[stakem1]

Currently accounting for 13% of total participation in todays DDT.

Not sure if soloing more than 2 bombers of eclipse on a work night is a good idea.

This site is dead. I put on a rally and opened 2x more bombers (firestone walker anniversaries) as well as 2x 3f lambics and im still at 15% total content of the DDT today.

 

[regularjohn]

This site is dead. I put on a rally and opened 2x more bombers (firestone walker anniversaries) as well as 2x 3f lambics and im still at 15% total content of the DDT today.

Beer is old news man, it's all about ice wine aged in igloo's now.

 

[Gaseous Clay]

This site is dead. I put on a rally and opened 2x more bombers (firestone walker anniversaries) as well as 2x 3f lambics and im still at 15% total content of the DDT today.

A lot of people seem to do Dry January











cowards

 

[regularjohn]

A lot of people seem to do Dry January

no spit or lube for a month?

 

[Gaseous Clay]

no spit or lube for a month?

Not even tears

 

[Jnorton00]

In the past ~50 hours I have drank a ******* staggering amount of beer as ive gotten real serious about putting a dent in my cellar.

I woke up this morning feeling like I havent drank any alcohol for months. Honestly, I dont understand how its possible. Some days I only drink 1 beer and seemingly have a hangover but this weekend I put my liver through a ******* marathon and its like, what now?

Guess ill have a couple more today...

It's like those magical times you take a big **** and then wipe and your ass is somehow totally clean.

 

[stakem1]

It's like those magical times you take a big **** and then wipe and your ass is somehow totally clean.

we call that a super poop

lambandtunaphish was so right... def still drunk. I woke up this morning giggling like a school girl because I did it again. 4x ~12% bombers and 2x lambics shoulda made me at least have a headache this am.
Nope, hit the weights and as I was about to finish the dry heaving and headache came in fast and furious.

I am not superman.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

we call that a super poop

lambandtunaphish was so right... def still drunk. I woke up this morning giggling like a school girl because I did it again. 4x ~12% bombers and 2x lambics shoulda made me at least have a headache this am.
Nope, hit the weights and as I was about to finish the dry heaving and headache came in fast and furious.

I am not superman.

Try Johnnie Walker Red it works for him.

 

[furley]

Try Johnnie Walker Red it works for him.

that's a top quality gif

front-runner for gif of the year 2018

 

[Lutter]

stakem's beer input is making my liver hurt.

 

[Lutter]

Does anyone else have a guy in their bottle share that continually brings local shelf beers and old IPAs?

I feel like there's this one guy that'll bring something that we get locally, no one wants to drink it, and he brings all the beer back home with him.

Then he'll bring the same beer the next month.

Any way to clue him in?

 

[BadJustin]

Does anyone else have a guy in their bottle share that continually brings local shelf beers and old IPAs?

I feel like there's this one guy that'll bring something that we get locally, no one wants to drink it, and he brings all the beer back home with him.

Any way to clue him in?

Stop inviting him.

 

[Lutter]

Stop inviting him.

We do this local bottle share that's open to anyone in Austin that's been monthly for 10+ years.... Only rules are you need to bring either 1) Out of distro beer (or vintage/cellared, if appropriate to style, if available locally) or 2) Food.

So there's not really an invite to rescind.

 

[arren]

A lot of people seem to do Dry January











cowards

I've already drank and puked more this month than I have all December.

Hmm, maybe Dry January is something I should have done.

 

[BadJustin]

We do this local bottle share that's open to anyone in Austin that's been monthly for 10+ years.... Only rules are you need to bring either 1) Out of distro beer (or vintage/cellared, if appropriate to style, if available locally) or 2) Food.

So there's not really an invite to rescind.

Call him out.

 

[arren]

We do this local bottle share that's open to anyone in Austin that's been monthly for 10+ years.... Only rules are you need to bring either 1) Out of distro beer (or vintage/cellared, if appropriate to style, if available locally) or 2) Food.

So there's not really an invite to rescind.

So he's breaking rule number 1 then. Can he at least bring some incredible food to make up for it?

 

[Lutter]

So he's breaking rule number 1 then. Can he at least bring some incredible food to make up for it?

I doubt it, lol.

He's a nice guy, so maybe I'll just have a man to man with him next month.... but it's kinda starting to annoy me....

 

[dbannister]

Does anyone else have a guy in their bottle share that continually brings local shelf beers and old IPAs?

I feel like there's this one guy that'll bring something that we get locally, no one wants to drink it, and he brings all the beer back home with him.

Then he'll bring the same beer the next month.

Any way to clue him in?

I've found that the person who fits this profile also doubles as the "Boss Pour" guy at the shares.

 

[drgarage1]

I've found that the person who fits this profile also doubles as the "Boss Pour" guy at the shares.

dontdrinkbeer

 

[jivex5k1]

Does anyone else have a guy in their bottle share that continually brings local shelf beers and old IPAs?

I feel like there's this one guy that'll bring something that we get locally, no one wants to drink it, and he brings all the beer back home with him.

Then he'll bring the same beer the next month.

Any way to clue him in?

Take a **** on his desk.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

dontdrinkbeer

Who is a share and what is friends

 

[arren]

I doubt it, lol.

He's a nice guy, so maybe I'll just have a man to man with him next month.... but it's kinda starting to annoy me....

Well what's the expectation of the share? Friends first, beer second - or is it a good old-fashioned dickswinging tickathon?

If it's the former, it's not really that big a deal I don't think - there's a few people who never bring bottles when we have shares too, and we don't care because we know they don't have the stupidly impulsive hoarding tendencies we do when it comes to beer. They're just there to have a good time, as are we, so there's no real point in putting a spotlight on them.

 

[docreight1]

Take a **** on his desk.

The weirdest thing happened. I got to work late and someone had **** on my desk....... some people’s kids I tell ya.

 

[Kasher]

The weirdest thing happened. I got to work late and someone had **** on my desk....... some people’s kids I tell ya.

Did you immediately reconsider your tardiness?

 

[BadJustin]

So what's this **** about a case of Double Barrel Derivation getting stolen this weekend? JulianB, you're all over FB, what's the deal?

 

[JulianB1]

So what's this **** about a case of Double Barrel Derivation getting stolen this weekend? JulianB, you're all over FB, what's the deal?

I actually don't know much about this beyond what you posted (namely, that someone managed to steal a case of Side Project Double Barrel Derivation bottles), other than it happened at some festival in Colorado that I've never heard of.

The first question that comes to my mind is "how did that happen?". Like, that seems as if it would be pretty conspicuous.