Random Beer Thoughts

[BadJustin]

I'm ready.

I am not surprised by this at all.

 

[Barroomhero]

But really, we need to band together and stop wine and spirits? Wat?

I loved that bit. Straight ABInbev corporate line that sounds fine as a business plan for them, but utterly foolish coming from a head brewer of an ~30,000 barrel brewery. Yeah, that's gonna resonate.

 

[Sam Fu]

Speaking of Veil:

Not just any fried chicken, but Chick Fil A strips

 

[purephase]

A CD 17 review. It gets better:

As the sweetness rapidly recedes, the middle palate is rife with macerated fruit. Orange, lemon, green apple, grape, pear, peach and apricot all take on a fructose sweet taste with a pep of honey and a blast of acidity. Racy carbonation brings about a tingle of sourness and a snappy, minerally herbalness.

Medium light in body, the beer's hop finish has a light bitter bite that's akin to hay and straw. Hints of leather and weathered oak carry a tannin filled closure with a dry, powder fine arid taste on the throat.

This doesn't compare to that guy LukeAleTime found who said a beer had "parallel mouthfeel."

 

[LukeAleTime]

This doesn't compare to that guy LukeAleTime found who said a beer had "parallel mouthfeel."

Did you see this one? This is the best/worst. Dude has a bizarre obsession with dicks:

 

[brentsdodgers]

Did you see this one? This is the best/worst. Dude has a bizarre obsession with dicks:

 

[LukeAleTime]

Nothing weird about describing a beer as a bunch of dicks stitched together, with a separate large dick attached to the dicks; that other people like to watch and masturbate their own dicks to on nice televisions. Also the stitched together dicks laugh at smaller dicks when it sees them... and then the dicks say that Santa is naughty and then chases satan...

 

[Padraig]

Sam Smith's swearing ban.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...crusade-sacked-on-spot?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

 

[Sam Fu]

Did you see this one? This is the best/worst. Dude has a bizarre obsession with dicks:

Nothing weird about describing a beer as a bunch of dicks stitched together, with a separate large dick attached to the dicks; that other people like to watch and masturbate their own dicks to on nice televisions. Also the stitched together dicks laugh at smaller dicks when it sees them... and then the dicks say that Santa is naughty and then chases satan...

Yeah that's enough internet for today

 

[GoodDon]

Speaking of Veil:

I can't imagine cleaning that tank out. **** that.

 

[GoodDon]

A CD 17 review. It gets better:

As the sweetness rapidly recedes, the middle palate is rife with macerated fruit. Orange, lemon, green apple, grape, pear, peach and apricot all take on a fructose sweet taste with a pep of honey and a blast of acidity. Racy carbonation brings about a tingle of sourness and a snappy, minerally herbalness.

Medium light in body, the beer's hop finish has a light bitter bite that's akin to hay and straw. Hints of leather and weathered oak carry a tannin filled closure with a dry, powder fine arid taste on the throat.

"hay and straw" should actually say "horse blanket".

 

[boogercrack]

Not just any fried chicken, but Chick Fil A strips

So this beer hates gay people too?

 

[JCastle1]

I can't imagine cleaning that tank out. **** that.

I don't think it's any harder than pulling grain out. I know brewers that make soup or take baths in their kettles, nothing a good CIP can't get rid of.

 

[GoodDon]

So this beer hates gay people too?

And you can't drink it on Sundays.

 

[trickytunadicky]

While i agree with you about FIS i'd like to see how many of these can be killed in one session. Founders just needs to stop ******* about and bring back CBS in bottles.

Down to pound malt liquor. CBS can stay dead. They didn't make it right as an independent brewery. **** all if they are going to make it right now. The bottled version was nothing compared to the original. Bring back Frangelic Porter.

 

[Death Valley]

Down to pound malt liquor. CBS can stay dead. They didn't make it right as an independent brewery. **** all if they are going to make it right now. The bottled version was nothing compared to the original. Bring back Frangelic Porter.

Not an independent brewery? Are you saying Mike Stevens and Dave Engbers don't own the brewery any more? Did they sell out too?

 

[Death Valley]

"hay and straw" should actually say "horse blanket".

Disagree 100 percent. If you've ever lived in farm country you know that hay and straw have distinctly different odors apart from horse blanket.

By-the-way that is the sexiest darn horse blanket I've ever seen. And, the girl is pretty hot too. (rimshot) Thanks.

 

[Sam Fu]

the girl is pretty hot too.

No

 

[trickytunadicky]

Not an independent brewery? Are you saying Mike Stevens and Dave Engbers don't own the brewery any more? Did they sell out too?

They sold a minority stake to San miguel in 2014.

http://allaboutbeer.com/founders-brewing-co-sells-partial-ownership-spanish-brewer-mahou-san-miguel/

 

[jmgrub]

2/29. So if anyone has any lambics or huugggeeee stouts from 2/29 hit me up. You have until 2020!

WHOA, a leap birthday. Based on my calculations, that makes you 11 years old.

 

[Death Valley]

They sold a minority stake to San miguel in 2014.

http://allaboutbeer.com/founders-brewing-co-sells-partial-ownership-spanish-brewer-mahou-san-miguel/

Well that stinks. I fondly remember drinking a CBS on tap at the brewpub back in 2010. RIP Founders.

 

[GoodDon]

WHOA, a leap birthday. Based on my calculations, that makes you 11 years old.

11 1/4 exactly. Started pounding beers before my 4th birthday.

 

[sacrelicio]

I want to punch the individual who wrote this. **** you, buddy. **** you.

As the frankenstein series of Hill Farmstead lands on a winey seam, the golden blend that undertakes an extended wine barrel slumber emerges from its oaky cocoon with bold woods, fruit and tartness.

Peachy gold and hazy, the creamy and heady beer rolls onto the nose with both dry white wine and rosé. Musty with a brisk scent of the sea, cider and cellar aromas soon follow. Soft on the palate, the beer's early maltiness is of lightly toasted poundcake and cashew.

Reeaallllly leaning into it.

 

[Sam Fu]

If a Cicerone drinks a beer without a check-in, does the beer ever get ticked?

 

[doctorstiffington]

Disagree 100 percent. If you've ever lived in farm country you know that hay and straw have distinctly different odors apart from horse blanket.

By-the-way that is the sexiest darn horse blanket I've ever seen. And, the girl is pretty hot too. (rimshot) Thanks.

No one besides you can smell the difference between hay and straw. BTW that is a pic of Sarah Jessica Parker. I assume because she is said to have a "horse face" and is wearing a blanket in this pic.

 

[BuckTuckian]

No one besides you can smell the difference between hay and straw. BTW that is a pic of Sarah Jessica Parker. I assume because she is said to have a "horse face" and is wearing a blanket in this pic.

Please tell me you're a bowling troll also?
PM if so

 

[user 306349]

when you're having an unexpected long day at work and not sure if you can make the bottle share later, then people start posting pics of what they're bringing

 

[GoodDon]

Disagree 100 percent. If you've ever lived in farm country you know that hay and straw have distinctly different odors apart from horse blanket.

By-the-way that is the sexiest darn horse blanket I've ever seen. And, the girl is pretty hot too. (rimshot) Thanks.

No see, it was just a joke. I was making fun of the over the top way the person was reviewing the beer so I.............


**** it.

 

[abawol01]

Bartender at Growler Guys just told me that the bottles of Hypnosis I bought were drinking beautifully. I think he did it on purpose.

 

[Brez071]

Are they gonna at least add waffles to this chicken beer abomination? If you're gonna add ridiculous adjuncts, you gotta at least do it with some style.

Wood consume, but I am down for pretty much anything chicken & waffle related. Almost bought these the other day...