Random Beer Thoughts

[Lutter]

Visiting my dad and found a box I stashed in 2009 or so:

Yeah... a couple of these I'm pretty excited for. Given that Berkshire was infected when I got it, who knows what's in that bottle now.

LOL. You just brought me back to some of the first bottle shares I went to in 2008-2009. This would be a killer box back then.

 

[JulianB1]

Visiting my dad and found a box I stashed in 2009 or so:

Yeah... a couple of these I'm pretty excited for. Given that Berkshire was infected when I got it, who knows what's in that bottle now.

Can't imagine that it's much worse than the ashtray mess right next to it.

 

[BadJustin]

We can now lump the word "Cheers!" into the group of words that beertards use that grinds my gears.

 

[boogercrack]

We can now lump the word "Cheers!" into the group of words that beertards use that grinds my gears.

I'm a condescending shitlord. Here's my unsolicited opinion and a snarky twaterism.

Cheers!

 

[RyanG1]

We can now lump the word "Cheers!" into the group of words that beertards use that grinds my gears.

I hope you have a wonderful day!

Cheers, chief!

 

[BadJustin]

I hate all of you.






















Tossers.


















tosh

 

[tosh1]

I hate all of you.






















Tossers.


















tosh

Nice one, cheers.

 

[trickytunadicky]

We can now lump the word "Cheers!" into the group of words that beertards use that grinds my gears.

It's like you just now realized that was a reference to the Alströms. Lol old man slow.

 

[steimie]

We can now lump the word "Cheers!" into the group of words that beertards use that grinds my gears.

Is "beertards" in that group?

 

[BadJustin]

Is "beertards" in that group?

Yes, as in retrospect, it was a poor choice.

 

[BadJustin]

It's like you just now realized that was a reference to the Alströms. Lol old man slow.

I am old as white dog ****, the Alstroms could also be why I hate it so.

 

[JBP]

Is there any way to have the first pour out of a crowler not end up ******* everywhere?

 

[JulianB1]

Is there any way to have the first pour out of a crowler not end up ******* everywhere?

Same thing with a palla growler. They are great for keeping the beer carbonated and preventing oxidation, but man alive they can be a pain to actually pour from.

 

[RyanG1]

Is there any way to have the first pour out of a crowler not end up ******* everywhere?

 

[boogercrack]

Is there any way to have the first pour out of a crowler not end up ******* everywhere?

crack the backside like a can of pineapple juice?

 

[jdd419]

crack the backside like a can of pineapple juice?

I was just about to say this. Like old Hi-C cans or Fruit Punch.

 

[sherm10161]

crack the backside like a can of pineapple juice?

I do this with every can of beer I open, assuming I have a church key handy.

 

[ccbstl]

I think I might shotgun a crowler when I get home tonight. That should go well.

 

[furley]

Is there any way to have the first pour out of a crowler not end up ******* everywhere?

tip the crowler and the glass. put the nozzle of the crowler in the glass. beer goes everywhere in the glass.

 

[CornAndBeer]

tip the crowler and the glass. put the nozzle of the crowler in the glass. beer goes everywhere in the glass.

 

[Fahmie25]

facebook groups are losing their damn minds right now. looks like a few got shut down and now the rest are changing their names, changing to secret, changing type of group etc. guess it was only a matter of time haha

 

[trickytunadicky]

facebook groups are losing their damn minds right now. looks like a few got shut down and now the rest are changing their names, changing to secret, changing type of group etc. guess it was only a matter of time haha

Sadly, the tire fire that is CBOT is still up and running.

 

[BadJustin]

Facebook is awesome right meow. All sorts of chaos.


That's right fellas, 25k new "study groups" and "clubs" isn't suspicious at all.

 

[PepeSylvia1]

Facebook is awesome right meow. All sorts of chaos.


That's right fellas, 25k new "study groups" and "clubs" isn't suspicious at all.

Talkbeer might get a surge of new users...

 

[steimie]

Talkbeer might get a surge of new users...

They won't be able to trade, so they won't hang around.

Takes a special sort of person to be here and meet those super secret trading criteria.

 

[trickytunadicky]

Facebook is awesome right meow. All sorts of chaos.


That's right fellas, 25k new "study groups" and "clubs" isn't suspicious at all.

********* not using "custom" from the getgo.

 

[Fahmie25]

thank god facebook definitely cant track name changes or changes in type of group. they definitely have no way of doing that so all these groups should totally be fine

 

[LukeAleTime]

Doing some copy editing for a beer festival. I'm tempted to just delete this:

"American style Wheat Beer which has been infused with flavour packed raspberries and stealthy ring-stinging Jalapeños. Very easy drinking. (But put the toilet paper in the fridge)"

I don't get the obsession with spicy products and talking about *****. Telling me that it'll make my poop hurt and just general associations with poop is a horrible way to sell me your product.

(lol yeah brown note I know)

 

[caaam]

thank god facebook definitely cant track name changes or changes in type of group. they definitely have no way of doing that so all these groups should totally be fine

You forgot that changing groups to "secret" saves them too. Facebook can't get around that either

 

[Josh2]

Doing some copy editing for a beer festival. I'm tempted to just delete this:

"American style Wheat Beer which has been infused with flavour packed raspberries and stealthy ring-stinging Jalapeños. Very easy drinking. (But put the toilet paper in the fridge)"

I don't get the obsession with spicy products and talking about *****. Telling me that it'll make my poop hurt and just general associations with poop is a horrible way to sell me your product.

(lol yeah brown note I know)

Flavor is spelled wrong too. That should probably be fixed as well.

That line of marketing a beer is just horrible. It's known, but shouldn't be spoken.