rdwj
Well-Known Member
This might be the most important website EVER!
THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET STOPS ALIENS FROM ABDUCTING HUMANS.
IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THE HELMET WILL WORK FOR YOU
Vels said:Naa, not for me.
I love the free ride around galaxies, but i wish the aliens would go a little easier on the probing.
<secret handshake here>
rickylr said:For those who are currently making one of the helmets, I want to point out a product I sell:
Just $19.95, plus S&H.
Don't be fooled by imitations, you need the real thing. Guaranteed 100% (except in Africa, Asia, or at a zoo or circus).
Rick
ohiobrewtus said:You guys! Seriously! I did NOT get an anal probe!
I forget where I found it, but I found it online somewhere and rehosted it so I could use it.eriktlupus said:jds that emoticon rocks!:rockin:
Evan! said:I can't tell whether they're serious or not. ...
rickylr said:For those who are currently making one of the helmets, I want to point out a product I sell:
Just $19.95, plus S&H.
Don't be fooled by imitations, you need the real thing. Guaranteed 100% (except in Africa, Asia, or at a zoo or circus).
Rick
the_bird said:Would it be distasteful to remark that this device is more useful for assisting with unplanned pregancies?
It would be? OK, then, nevermind.
the_bird said:Would it be distasteful to remark that this device is more useful for assisting with unplanned pregancies?
It would be? OK, then, nevermind.
blacklab said:Although I'd wear one if I could boink Katie Holmes.
rickylr said:"Darling, I'd kill you to sleep with her."
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