Pretentious Beer Snob Brewery Labels (WARNING: Hot chicks in skimpy clothing)

[KFH]

As I'm sure you can tell by my rather interesting brewery name, I have a rather sharp sense of humor when it comes to certain things. I also have no real intention of making a business out of this whole thing, so I don't have to worry about possibly offending anyone. It's rather freeing, actually.

So without further ado, I present the first few labels I've got. More to come as I find the time.

 

[Blueblood]

Very nice

 

[upperNY01brewer]

Good stuff

 

[eanmcnulty]

More! More!

 

[balazs]

HAHA!!!! Good stuff! I like the finger bomb!

 

[Kickass]

you should brew a dunkelweiss and put a hot brunette on the label to go with the fraulein!

 

[mitch171]

You know for all the things I have stared at on a bottle of beer, this is the best idea yet!

 

[demonrichie]

any trouble having your friends focus more on the beer then the label?

 

[KFH]

And another one:

 

[hoppymonkey]

Rage quotes and half naked women are always good.

 

[Roudy]

And another one:

You know what sex in a canoe is? F#%king next to water - that's only a name you'll want to use for a really low gravity beer.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

You know what sex in a canoe is? F#%king next to water - that's only a name you'll want to use for a really low gravity beer.

Ummm. No! Fail! Next contestant!

You want the strong beer to make the sex possible. But, in all fairness, label it a light lager soi they'll never know what hit them.

 

[Burgs]

As I'm sure you can tell by my rather interesting brewery name, I have a rather sharp sense of humor when it comes to certain things.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

As I'm sure you can tell by my rather interesting brewery name, I have a rather sharp sense of humor when it comes to certain things.

And another one:

Your brewery name is "This space intentionally left blank"?

How odd.

 

[KFH]

Your brewery name is "This space intentionally left blank"?

How odd.

That was put in pretty much as a joke. Check my first post (or my sig) for my brewery name.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Daddy like.

 

[TipsyDragon]

evil redhead amber ale .... shouldn't that be an Irish red ale.

 

[KFH]

evil redhead amber ale .... shouldn't that be an Irish red ale.

You would think so, but giving the name to an amber ale instead of an Irish red (and jacking up the ABV a bit) is just a bit...

devious?

sneaky?

or dare I say it...

EVIL?!