Prepare to die laughing

[iaefebs]

My jelly is still hunting from languishing so heard.

 

[lumpher]

had to read that in 5 different sessions. couldn't do more than 5-6 at a time i was laughing so hard

 

[Cap'n Jewbeard]

Holy god, I am definitely going to be drinking my next brew out of a Bitchgobblet... damn that's fine.

 

[JonM]

Best one was where the teenage girl asks mom if she can sleep over at a friend's house. Mom, I'm sure, meant to say, "No you CANT" but autocorrect had other ideas. Can't post a link to the original because, well, there's a bad word in the URL.

 

[Golddiggie]

#10 was really good too...