Please delete.

[Michigan_Wolfman]

Damn it....somebody left his cage unlocked again.....Oh wait....my bad.

 

[nextgenxx]

Helium infused beer! Hehehe!

https://m.facebook.com/rosie.pittalugaherkemij/posts/885821411466717

 

[Michigan_Wolfman]

Helium infused beer! Hehehe!

https://m.facebook.com/rosie.pittalugaherkemij/posts/885821411466717

So, does your voice get all squeaky after you drink some? :cross:

 

[cannman]

Helium infused beer! Hehehe!

https://m.facebook.com/rosie.pittalugaherkemij/posts/885821411466717

Will this work???

 

[BreezyBrew]

Interesting. I had this idea years ago and was told helium doesn't dissolve in liquid the way co2 does.

 

[jmpreiks]

Will this work???

Sadly, no.
http://m.snopes.com/helium-beer/

 

[gratus fermentatio]

You have to INHALE helium to get the voice effect.
Regards, GF.

 

[BrewinBromanite]

How about barium beer?

 

[EtchyLives]

How about barium beer?

I prefer cremation.

 

[vanishingpint]

What do you do when chemists die? Barium.

 

[BrewinBromanite]

Ha! I am no chemist, I assure you. Inhaling barium gas produces the opposite effect of helium on your voice when you inhale it. (I'm sure there's a much more scientific name for it, that's just all I remember from college Physics.) I remember some other stuff too...I did not inhale.

What to do when stuff gets explained to death? Barium.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

How about barium beer?

Drinking barium will make your digestive system light up on an x-ray.
Regards, GF.

 

[BrewinBromanite]

Haha. I've actually done one of those tilt tests before a few years back. Wasn't quite as weird as the radioactive scrambled egg emptying time test... (They said to eat the egg, but made me wear gloves and said "be sure and DON'T touch it with your hands." Hmmm...).

Interestingly, I randomly saw a mobile testing company drive by in a van today on the way to lunch. I've never seen it before. DiagnosTEX, PLLC, Modified Barium Swallow Study (MBSS) service.

Not sure if this is off topic or not?

 

[Inkleg]

Not sure if this is off topic or not?

With the twists and turns and back alleys this thread has gone down. Not off topic at all my friend, not at all.

 

[ChefRex]

Did this thread have a topic? Besides goats of course.

 

[TallDan]

Did this thread have a topic? Besides goats of course.

The original message was about quantum mechanics and some research that suggests that some of Einstein's theories may have some flaws. Those flaws on the surface appear to be minor, but have some real-world implications that could significantly change several fields of science, and in an indirect way, homebrewing.

That message was deleted and the amazing technicolor goats took over.

 

[slym2none]

If true, that's really s-a-a-a-a-a-d.

 

[BreezyBrew]

Did that goat eat a rainbow?

 

[ChefRex]

Did that goat eat a rainbow?

Really?

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfkT5SIH4gI[/ame]

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Did that goat eat a rainbow?

Probably...

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKkZ3hkDF4w[/ame]

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Bodie the painting goat.

 

[Kirkwooder]

Bodie Miller

World class skier and party enthusiast.

 

[ChefRex]

Bodie the painting goat.

Bodie Miller

World class skier and party enthusiast.

Has any one seen them in the same room? Perhaps they are one and the same? I think we may be on to something!

 

[Inkleg]

Bodie the painting goat.

Bodie Miller

World class skier and party enthusiast.

So this would be a self portrait?

 

[BrewinBromanite]

you have to inhale helium to get the voice effect.
Regards, gf.

View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1440474296.936049.jpg

 

[TheCADJockey]

I hAve kiDnaPped @hunter_la5 and his DoG.
If yOu eVer wAnt To sEe thEm rEturnEd, uNharMed, my dEmAnds Are aS foLLows:

Immediate implementation of the :snark: emote.

ThAt is aLL.

SiGneD,

@NottehCaDJOrcky

 

[hunter_le five]

Please, kill me if you must, but spare my fictional dog!

 

[1977Brewer]

Please, kill me if you must, but spare my fictional dog!

If it's not Droopy Dog I'm bringing it home anyway.

 

[Kirkwooder]

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.

Tom T. Hall

 

[slym2none]

Bodie the painting goat.

Any info on his cute handler?

 

[ChefRex]

Any info on his cute handler?

She left her boobies at home that day

 

[cooldood]

This thread is as hard to delete as Hillary's emails.

Anyone got a cloth?

 

[slym2none]

She left her boobies at home that day

Doesn't mean she isn't cute...

 

[ChefRex]

This thread is as hard to delete as Hillary's emails.

Anyone got a cloth?

Not cute!

Doesn't mean she isn't cute...

 

[drainbamage]

This thread is as hard to delete as Hillary's emails.

Anyone got a cloth?

I have the whole thread stored on my private servers. You'll never delete it, muahahaha!!!

 

[marckw]

 

[DrunkleJon]

I hAve kiDnaPped @hunter_la5 and his DoG.
If yOu eVer wAnt To sEe thEm rEturnEd, uNharMed, my dEmAnds Are aS foLLows:

Immediate implementation of the :snark: emote.

ThAt is aLL.

SiGneD,

@NottehCaDJOrcky

you forgot the proof of life. FTFY

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Happie, the skateboarding goat (Guinness world record holder).

 

[Kirkwooder]

Happie, the skateboarding goat (Guinness world record holder).

We need video proof of the goats epic fail/gonad crushing as proof of it's ability to actually be considered a board rider.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

We need video proof of the goats epic fail/gonad crushing as proof of it's ability to actually be considered a board rider.

Here ya go...

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2013/9/video-happie-the-skateboarding-goat-51325