Please delete.

[Qhrumphf]

Half a bee, philisophically, must ipso facto half not be.

 

[Qhrumphf]

OP, do you see what you've done?

DO YOU SEE?

 

[1977Brewer]

Placeholder text in which I will post the best joke.

THE BEST JOKE.

 

[Qhrumphf]

Hahahahahaha

 

[BeefsBeer]

 

[1977Brewer]

 

[normonster]

No

 

[ol-hazza]

the trick
THERE IS A TRICK TO USING CAPS. YOU JUST HAVE TO BE CLEVER.

teach me!!

 

[atoughram]

fhritp

 

[BrewinBromanite]

Half a bee, philisophically, must ipso facto half not be.

I couldn't help but read this in Christopher Walken voice.


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew

 

[Black Island Brewer]

Spudz.

 

[Zuljin]

It's just a jump to the left.

 

[Homercidal]

And a step to the right....

 

[Black Island Brewer]

Yep.

 

[fuelish]

Some people like cupcakes better....I, for one, care less for them...

 

[ubnserved]

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar...

What!? Did you call Guinness World Records? I have never seen that!

 

[1977Brewer]

What!? Did you call Guinness World Records? I have never seen that!

Well, we did call Guinness. They were promptly returned to their bar stools by the Men In Black.

 

[ubnserved]

Spudz.

McKenzie?

 

[FloppyKnockers]

Heeeeeeey, Macarena!!!!

 

[solbes]

Beer Cheese Soup Recipe

1 1/2 cups diced carrots

1 1/2 cups diced onion

1 1/2 cups diced celery

2 cloves garlic, minced

1 teaspoon hot pepper sauce

1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper

1/2 teaspoon salt

1/4 teaspoon black pepper

3 cups chicken broth

2 cups beer

1/3 cup butter

1/3 cup flour

4 cups milk or half and half

6 cups shredded sharp Cheddar cheese

1 tablespoon Dijon mustard

2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce

1 teaspoon dry mustard

popped popcorn, for garnish

 

[drainbamage]

If smoking causes Cancer, what causes Capricorn?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

If smoking causes Cancer, what causes Capricorn?

Sex. My parents boned and I am a Capricorn.

 

[dfc]

An Italian string walks into a bar. The bartender immediately gets upset and points to a sign saying "Can't you read? No strings allowed!".

The string hangs his head and walks outside. Once outside he ties himself up.

The string walks back in and the bartender asks "Aren't you that string I just kicked out of here?" to which the string replies (in Italian accent) "No, I'm a not".

 

[LAHammer]

Beer Cheese Soup Recipe

Could you convert this to extract?

 

[ubnserved]

My famous chili recipe. ....

 

[Qhrumphf]

My famous chili recipe. ....

1. Open can.

2. Pour out chili

3. Enjoy.

 

[dfc]

Speaking of chili, does anyone like Cincinnati style chili?

 

[PlexVector]

Whew! made it to the end. I started reading when it was one page , and it grew faster than I could read.

Now if I could just remember what I was going to say...

 

[cyberbrew]

Speaking of chili, does anyone like Cincinnati style chili?

No. I never understood putting cinnamon in chili...speaking of Cincinnati, did you know Steven Spielberg is from there?

 

[PlexVector]

No. I never understood putting cinnamon in chili...speaking of Cincinnati, did you know Steven Spielberg is from there?

Spielberg is from Chili? I didn't know that.

 

[texwake]

Seal

 

[ubnserved]

No! No! No!
Wait for snow. Make one snowball loosely packed. Place snowball down shirt of nearest person.
They are now chili!

 

[jcoxen]

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar...

Pictures or it didn't happen!

 

[PlexVector]

OK, OK. I've got one.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar...

So, what happened that turned a baby seal into two Irishmen?

 

[BierGut]

?ytrap eht ssim i did

 

[Psylocide]

˙ƃuıoƃ llıʇs s,ʇı 'ou

 

[PlexVector]

˙ƃuıoƃ llıʇs s,ʇı 'ou

Those psylocide mushrooms will do it every time!

 

[sudbuddy]

Boy, that escalated quickly.

 

[Qhrumphf]

So, what happened that turned a baby seal into two Irishmen?

Drugs, apparently. Drugs.

 

[vanishingpint]

Dammit! Where did i leave that spatula?