Please delete.

[BrotherGrim]

Now Go Away, or I shall taunt you a second time!!

 

[BierGut]

eww Milk Mead? Please Delete

 

[alphaomega]

My cats breath smells like catfood.

 

[Black Island Brewer]

Is Boston thawed yet?

 

[PlexVector]

My cats breath smells like catfood.

You're lucky; My dog's breath smells like cat poop.

 

[Psylocide]

 

[1977Brewer]

My cats breath smells like catfood.

The voices tell me to burn things.

 

[joe_four_strings]

ha!

 

[ubnserved]

Is Boston thawed yet?

Since when is 2 inches a few?

 

[ubnserved]

You're lucky; My dog's breath smells like cat poop.

Funny, my breath smells like BBQ dog!

 

[Qhrumphf]

Funny, my breath smells like BBQ dog!

Chow chow?

Turns out that driving down the wrong side of the road, flashing your high beams repeatedly, and screaming "wee woo wee woo" repeatedly out your window is frowned upon by most police jurisdictions. I did not know that.

 

[RandallFlag]

I was there when he posted "Please delete."

--Brian Williams

 

[ChefRex]

Chow chow?

Turns out that driving down the wrong side of the road, flashing your high beams repeatedly, and screaming "wee woo wee woo" repeatedly out your window is frowned upon by most police jurisdictions. I did not know that.

.

 

[Kirkwooder]

Is he the one in the blue Hat? I think he went on a date with Food Babe last Tuesday morning.

 

[jcoxen]

A dyslexic walks into a bra...

 

[ubnserved]

Chow chow?

Turns out that driving down the wrong side of the road, flashing your high beams repeatedly, and screaming "wee woo wee woo" repeatedly out your window is frowned upon by most police jurisdictions. I did not know that.

I live in the us and don't know any Philippine people any more so it's just hot. Only that has since changed it now smells like hamburger. My oldest is home on leave before he heads back overseas so he is behind the grill cooking everything in the fridge for all his friends.

 

[Qhrumphf]

I live in the us and don't know any Philippine people any more so it's just hot. Only that has since changed it now smells like hamburger. My oldest is home on leave before he heads back overseas so he is on the grill cooking everything behind the fridge for all his friends.

Pretty sure you're not supposed to eat the stuff behind the fridge.

Just saying. Stuff'll kill ya.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Pretty sure you're not supposed to eat the stuff behind the fridge.

Just saying. Stuff'll kill ya.

old wives tale. not tail.

 

[Qhrumphf]

Old wive's tail is delicious.

 

[vanishingpint]

Dyslexics untie !

 

[Fedora]

Old wive's tail is delicious.

Careful. You can pinkeye that way.

 

[Qhrumphf]

wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more

 

[watermelon83]

The other day I deleted stuff. That is all.

 

[ubnserved]

old wives tale. not tail.

Quit talking about my wife's tail. .... it's making me randy!

 

[SnakeRidge]

I wish there was a delete button for life.

Also, earlier I saw a pig hustlin down the side of the road like he had somewhere to be.

 

[dfc]

No. I never understood putting cinnamon in chili...speaking of Cincinnati, did you know Steven Spielberg is from there?

Interesting.

 

[Qhrumphf]

I one time saw a man walking down a major street in a Santa costume, while playing a sousaphone, in the middle of April.

And now there's no one who can say I haven't seen a man walking down the street playing a sousaphone in the middle of April.

 

[dfc]

What did the asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

 

[vanishingpint]

Maybe .Maybe not.

 

[passedpawn]

No. I never understood putting cinnamon in chili...speaking of Cincinnati, did you know Steven Spielberg is from there?

Well I'll be darned

 

[drainbamage]

No. I never understood putting cinnamon in chili...speaking of Cincinnati, did you know Steven Spielberg is from there?

On a less exciting note, so is Jerry Springer.

 

[ChefRex]

I wish there was a delete button for life.

Also, earlier I saw a pig hustlin down the side of the road like he had somewhere to be.

He better hurry up, BBQ at my place over the weekend

 

[vanishingpint]

On a way more exciting note Carmen Electra.

 

[drainbamage]

On a way more exciting note Carmen Electra.

Yeah, let's focus on the bright side.

 

[dfc]

On a less exciting note, so is Jerry Springer.

He used to be the mayor and on city council. The dude got impeached from city council for soliciting prostitutes from a massage parlor...

 

[dfc]

On a way more exciting note Carmen Electra.

Yeah, let's focus on the bright side.

Let me help you guys out with that.

 

[Fedora]

He used to be the mayor and on city council. The dude got impeached from city council for soliciting prostitutes from a massage parlor...

Prudes.

 

[BrotherGrim]

No, prostitutes.... Prudes are dried plumps......


or something like that......


Time for another beer

 

[Fedora]

Yeah, let's focus on the bright side.

Not sure I'd call that the "bright" side...

 

[drainbamage]

Let me help you guys out with that.

That's not Carmen Electra, the sign says her name is "Restrooms".

Kind of a strange name.