Pipe smoking, a lost art.

[paulster2626]

Pipe tobacco and cigarettes are no-nos in my book to be healthy and live a very long life with the one you love forever....

In my book pipe tobacco is required to be healthy and live a very long life with the one you love forever....

 

[Shooter]

Pipe tobacco and cigarettes are no-nos in my book to be healthy and live a very long life with the one you love forever....

Holy CARP, you mean I can live FOREVER if I don't smoke my pipe twice a week?!?!!? Well, Hal-a-F-ing-lujah!! Immortality, here I come!!!!!

Also, I note you do not include cigars in your no-no list. I assume then that they are totally kosher as an enjoyable part of your, die-no-more plan?

I would be interested to hear your take on some of the other items that bring me moments of simple pleasure like a pint of beer, quiet moments, laughing with my kids, a daily jog, and trips to Disneyland. Verboten?

 

[TowsonTiger22]

We're on a beer brewing forum. We make a product that is poison to our body.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Pipe tobacco and cigarettes are no-nos in my book to be healthy and live a very long life with the one you love forever....

Might I ask, without the implication of attack, what you hoped to accomplish with this post?

 

[cheezydemon3]

Pipe tobacco and cigarettes are no-nos in my book to be healthy and live a very long life with the one you love forever....

and yet here you are on a website, where the whole point is to brew toxic alcohol.

you have strayed.....mail me all of your brewing equipment at your expense please.

 

[Ace_Club]

You all have fallen prey to a troll.

 

[worksnorth]

It's easy to fall prey, soooo easy

 

[TowsonTiger22]

You all have fallen prey to a troll.

Trollin ain't easy.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Pipe tobacco and cigarettes are no-nos in my book to be healthy and live a very long life with the one you love forever....

You are soooo right. How's this seasons heroin?

 

[TowsonTiger22]

You are soooo right. How's this seasons heroin?

I like crystal better.

 

[Jacob_Marley]

Probably out of style these days. I haven't smoked a pipe in years, until tonight ...

Pipe tobacco and cigarettes are no-nos in my book to be healthy and live a very long life with the one you love forever....

Jan (Mrs. Dan) has a plan,
to stop her beau's smoking anything but whitefish and ham
her public pronouncement met with some astoundment
so she continues to post as only jancan

 

[worksnorth]

Jan (Mrs. Dan) has a plan,
to stop her beau's smoking anything but whitefish and ham
her public pronouncement met with some astoundment
so she continues to post as only jancan

Nice!!!!

 

[CreamyGoodness]

*Post deleted because Creamy has recognized the kind of idiot he is*

 

[worksnorth]

Not to beat a dead horse, but that is basically my number 1 pet peeve. Actually, its less a peeve and more a psychotic psychopathic all out hatred. On my lunar colony this jancan character and the little yutz who posted "why not just eat chicken breast" on an offal recipe website would be forced to fight to the death gladiator style with only a soup spoon and a series of pinecones.

Hah Ahhh they are just putzes! I just wish I had the clarity not to get sucked into their idiocy. Maybe someday? Hah I'd buy a ticket to your fight night though

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I had some idea here about adding gruit to pipe tobacco. Now I'm picturing the pipe and tobacco-blend-therein I will be invited to jam into my posterior.

 

[Czm]

Mix hops with baco.. Make it a blend... Or add some bacco during flame out

 

[Jacob_Marley]

 

[CreamyGoodness]

"derp derp derp" ~Creamy

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Well, now I am sitting in a pool of my own sweat after someone kindly spelled out what I should have been smart enough to pick up on. I thought jancan was a random poster threadcrapping, and I responded the way I did... abominably. I hearby apologize to both Dan and his wife publically, and will be doing so privately as well. This makes for the single worst thing I have ever done on Homebrewtalk, and I am beside myself.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Is Jan really Mrs Dan? Does Dan see as only Dan can?
And what of this forever that be the JanDan plan?

From ashes to ashes in a white puff of smoke,
Dan ponders love forever with a dried leafy toke,
What vices, I wonder, does Jan like to keep,
Or is a bed for one dreamer where Dan chose to sleep?

A pool of sweat and creamygoodness, did I read that all right?
Metaphorical fate, if Dan smokes one more night.
If this be reality of what Jan makes replete,
A reminder for Dan, for GOD sakes change the sheet!

 

[Dan]

Wow!

I should have jumped in lastnight after I saw jan had posted and the responses and tried to explain a little. Didn't quite know how to approach it. Creamy, I saw your post this morning and knew right away you didn't put two and two together.

No offense taken from any of the posts. Creamy, apology humbly accepted and mine to all you guys as well for my wife's well meaning although badly thought out post. (geez, I've never done that) She's a bit naive to HBT but should probably know a little better than to make such a bold statement. Kind of like a vegetarian walking into a steakhouse and proclaiming people shouldn't eat steak. But honnestly it was not directed at any of you guys it was more towards me. Funny though, she's bought me a few pipes over the years!

Happy days everybody!

 

[CreamyGoodness]

You're a class act, Dan.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

As a minor aside, not only did I make a yutz of myself I also forever sullied the idea of forcing threadcrappers to fight with soup spoons and pine cones...

 

[CreamyGoodness]

hmmm... pine... think adding a couple pine needles to your pipe would add tar to your mouth/lungs, or just give you a nice piney flavor?

I am a big proponent of pine needle tea....

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Wow!

I should have jumped in lastnight after I saw jan had posted and the responses and tried to explain a little. Didn't quite know how to approach it. Creamy, I saw your post this morning and knew right away you didn't put two and two together.

No offense taken from any of the posts. Creamy, apology humbly accepted and mine to all you guys as well for my wife's well meaning although badly thought out post. (geez, I've never done that) She's a bit naive to HBT but should probably know a little better than to make such a bold statement. Kind of like a vegetarian walking into a steakhouse and proclaiming people shouldn't eat steak. But honnestly it was not directed at any of you guys it was more towards me. Funny though, she's bought me a few pipes over the years!

Happy days everybody!

Jan bought pipes of regret and talks of forevers not sweet.
Amidst room notes of vanilla, caramel, and athletic feet.

By way of Virginia she envisions his demise,
Dan check your health premium for a sneaky surprise.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

hmmm... pine... think adding a couple pine needles to your pipe would add tar to your mouth/lungs, or just give you a nice piney flavor?

I am a big proponent of pine needle tea....

Sorachi Ace, noob!

 

[Jacob_Marley]

As a minor aside, not only did I make a yutz of myself I also forever sullied the idea of forcing threadcrappers to fight with soup spoons and pine cones...

not so ... very creative, I thot.
I was picturing rival forces, sotten with homebrew, charging into battle armed with wooden soup-spoons and pine cones and pot lids as shields. It actually has a holiday sort of atmosphere to it.
(I think I've actually had holiday get togethers like that)

 

[Shooter]

Wow!

I should have jumped in lastnight after I saw jan had posted and the responses and tried to explain a little. Didn't quite know how to approach it. Creamy, I saw your post this morning and knew right away you didn't put two and two together.

No offense taken from any of the posts. Creamy, apology humbly accepted and mine to all you guys as well for my wife's well meaning although badly thought out post. (geez, I've never done that) She's a bit naive to HBT but should probably know a little better than to make such a bold statement. Kind of like a vegetarian walking into a steakhouse and proclaiming people shouldn't eat steak. But honnestly it was not directed at any of you guys it was more towards me. Funny though, she's bought me a few pipes over the years!

Happy days everybody!

Why is your wife in Honolulu and you're in Hanford?!?!?

Military?

 

[rifraf]

Just ordered a new pipe, will post pictures when it arrives! This thread inspired me to get an early birthday present for myself...

 

[Ace_Club]

Sorachi Ace, noob!

While I am a little sore after last night, I am not a noob.