Pet peeves.

[FloppyKnockers]

People who use homophonous letters and numbers in place of words to make ****ty names, like "phat2some". They know what they are doing and still flaunt their pompous narcissism.

 

[hunter_le five]

People who use homophonous letters and numbers in place of words to make ****ty names, like "phat2some". They know what they are doing and still flaunt their pompous narcissism.

Yeah! **** those guys!

 

[smurfjuice]

When the weef doesn't tighten the lid on a jar of mayonnaise. when i go to use it,
right on the granite counter ... has been an ongoing problem for 38 years ...

 

[slym2none]

People who use homophonous letters and numbers in place of words to make ****ty names, like "phat2some". They know what they are doing and still flaunt their pompous narcissism.

You mad bro?

You so mad...

 

[FloppyKnockers]

You mad bro?

You so mad...

 

[myelo]

People who say "Like!" or "Where's the like button?"

There is no "like button" you sponge-for-brains cretin because this is not facebook.

 

[hunter_le five]

people who say "like!" or "where's the like button?"

there is no "like button" you sponge-for-brains cretin because this is not facebook.

 

[myelo]

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heh

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I find it funny and ironic that you got 2 likes (and now 3) on your "no like button" rant.ipe:

 

[day_trippr]

"sponge-for-brains"

Ok.

Irony. It's freakin' everywhere.

 

[SharonaZamboni]

"Heighth."

As in length, width, and "heighth."

I hate thath.

 

[chisena]

One of mine is people who don't get up to speed on the exit ramps and then try to merge at 40 mph while traffic is going 70 plus.



And reality T.V.

Amen.

 

[chisena]

People who park their cars diagonally across two spots. I mean, what professional level of ********* do you have to reach to do this?? Just bending over, lubed up, begging to be keyed...

 

[slym2none]

http://wanna-joke.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/funny-picture-*******-parking-prevent.jpg

And my fave:
http://wanna-joke.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/funny-picture-*******-parking-solved.jpg

 

[chisena]

Classic... I'm gonna start carrying around a box of sidewalk chalk!

 

[DurtyChemist]

We all have them. What's your biggest pet peeve?

Diesel. It doesn't have a Z it has an S. It isn't pronounced "DEE-zuulll" it is pronounced similar to the battery D-cell.

 

[DurtyChemist]

http://wanna-joke.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/funny-picture-*******-parking-prevent.jpg

And my fave:
http://wanna-joke.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/funny-picture-*******-parking-solved.jpg

Photoshop. In the time it took to flip the car a new tree/bush grew behind it.

 

[banesong]

Photoshop. In the time it took to flip the car a new tree/bush grew behind it.

Details.

 

[Jwin]

Photoshop. In the time it took to flip the car a new tree/bush grew behind it.

And yet the clouds didn't move....

 

[slym2none]

Funny thing tonight - I totally needed a camera when I went to the grocery store a little earlier. I saw some Adam Henry literally parked in the space between the two handicapped spots diagonally, the space so any lifts used in vans to get people in & out of their vans, taking up every bit of space they could, all the while the spaces directly adjacent to the handicapped spots were empty.

What... an *******.

Is it wrong that when I came out & the car was still there, I hocked up a loogy and spit it up under the door-handle so when the aforementioned Adam Henry went to get in the car, they got a fistfull of spit?

Actually, IDC if it was wrong or not.