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dexter_craig

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I have a pair of Paris Hilton's panties and I will brew a batch with them! They come with there own yeast. It will be a very bitter batch!
I need a name for the beer though!
Chime in-
 
BlindLemonLars said:
Are you sure? I didn't think she wore panties.

In any case, I'm sure the beer will be pale, with a thin body and little or no character.

AWESOME!!!:p
 
Alamo_Beer said:
Why do you have a pair of Paris Hilton's panties?

He got them off eBay for a mere $722.50
They probably have more than yeast on them now :D
 
@jb, Because a beer brewed with the yeast out of Nicole Ritchie's puss hole is going to be sooooo different than Paris's pootie, right?
 
Cumdrop Cream Ale?

Imaho Hefeweizen?

Will-Suck-Dick-In-Nightvision Dubbel?

c'mon, the rest of ya have to work at this too!
 
BlindLemonLars said:
Plus it would already be spoiled! And despite all of this, America would greedily lap it up and ask for more...

Sh!t! BMC, Look out! Lars has found the perfect product for the US market!
 
LADFITS Lager (Like a Dead Fish in the Sack)
LaTaC Lager (Lays There and Complains)
False Sense of Entitlement Framboise
Bimbo Bleach Blonde Ale

...and...

Hotel Whore Imperial Hefe...rich taste, peaks early, flavor fades quickly, more than a sip lands you squarely on your ass (likely in jail)
 
BTW---
I happen to think she is a babe and would hit it like the fist of an angry god!

But I'm ino sluts!
 
dexter_craig said:
I have a pair of Paris Hilton's panties and I will brew a batch with them! They come with there own yeast. It will be a very bitter batch!
I need a name for the beer though!
Chime in-

I'm not sure how you ened up with a pair of her panties, but you need to call HazMat immediately before you infect your entire neighborhood.
 
dexter_craig said:
BTW---
I happen to think she is a babe and would hit it like the fist of an angry god!

But I'm ino sluts!

I agree - I think she's pretty hot
 
Yeah, in that "OH NO, A crack in the floor, I'm faaaaaaalling!" way.

Effin' toothpick. I'd tap Lindsey, maybe, and the Olsens, Miley Cyrus, and Nicole Ritchie, but I don't think I could do Paris. I'd get too disgusted halfway, and lose my wood.
 
chriso said:
Yeah, in that "OH NO, A crack in the floor, I'm faaaaaaalling!" way.

Effin' toothpick. ... I'd get too disgusted halfway, and lose my wood.

In that case, I'd call it Dick Wither's Ale. Has a kinda English lilt to it, don't it?!
 
dexter_craig said:
Get her a set of DD's & sew her mouth shut and I would marry her!

I saw that video and I wouldn't sew her mouth shut, maybe remove her larynx though.
 
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