Paris Hilton Brew!?!

[dexter_craig]

I have a pair of Paris Hilton's panties and I will brew a batch with them! They come with there own yeast. It will be a very bitter batch!
I need a name for the beer though!
Chime in-

 

[Alamo_Beer]

Why do you have a pair of Paris Hilton's panties?

 

[BlindLemonLars]

Are you sure? I didn't think she wore panties.

In any case, I'm sure the beer will be pale, with a thin body and little or no character.

 

[arturo7]

Are you sure? I didn't think she wore panties.

something very rare
auctioned an eBay for a
lap dog charity

 

[talleymonster]

Are you sure? I didn't think she wore panties.

In any case, I'm sure the beer will be pale, with a thin body and little or no character.

AWESOME!!!

 

[SuperiorBrew]

Why do you have a pair of Paris Hilton's panties?

He got them off eBay for a mere $722.50
They probably have more than yeast on them now

 

[Chriso]

Locked-Up Lager?
Labial Ale?
Bier de Cocaine?

 

[McKBrew]

Bony Blonde Bxtch Belgian Ale

 

[howlinowl]

I'm afraid your brew may get an infection.....

 

[jbreiding]

are you sure they were even worn by her?

as for the name... thats hot ale

 

[Chriso]

@jb, Because a beer brewed with the yeast out of Nicole Ritchie's puss hole is going to be sooooo different than Paris's pootie, right?

 

[kush]

I'm sure the beer will be pale, with a thin body and little or no character.

LMFAO. Nice!!!

 

[dexter_craig]

I thought that might get some quality replys! Keep it up!

 

[homebrewer_99]

Are you sure? I didn't think she wore panties.

In any case, I'm sure the beer will be pale, with a thin body and little or no character.

...I think it would also be way overpriced and still suck...

 

[Chriso]

Cumdrop Cream Ale?

Imaho Hefeweizen?

Will-Suck-Dick-In-Nightvision Dubbel?

c'mon, the rest of ya have to work at this too!

 

[BlindLemonLars]

...I think it would also be way overpriced and still suck...

Plus it would already be spoiled! And despite all of this, America would greedily lap it up and ask for more...

 

[Chriso]

Plus it would already be spoiled! And despite all of this, America would greedily lap it up and ask for more...

****! BMC, Look out! Lars has found the perfect product for the US market!

 

[PeteOz77]

Suck Me, Lick Me, DRINK Me Blonde Ale

 

[DeathBrewer]

please tell me you're not going to use those as a hop bag!

Dirty Bitches Britches...Cream Ale

 

[Hopleaf]

I'm afraid your brew may get an infection.....

May? get an infection?

 

[homebrewer_99]

please tell me you're not going to use those as a hop bag!

Dirty Bitches Britches...Cream Ale

Don't you mean "Creamed Ale"?




I remember seeing her in a John Wayne movie...I think it was called "Jism Trail"...

 

[BuffaloSabresBrewer]

I puked a little.

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

allllllriiiiiiggghhhhttttyyyyy then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Yuri_Rage]

LADFITS Lager (Like a Dead Fish in the Sack)
LaTaC Lager (Lays There and Complains)
False Sense of Entitlement Framboise
Bimbo Bleach Blonde Ale

...and...

Hotel Whore Imperial Hefe...rich taste, peaks early, flavor fades quickly, more than a sip lands you squarely on your ass (likely in jail)

 

[Kevin Dean]

Paris Hilton Panties eh?

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[kush]

So dirty on so many levels.

 

[Bedlam]

Chootchie Hootch

Anorexia Ale

 

[PeteOz77]

I am going to steal one off the brewhouse I visited in Santa Monica..
"Lobotomy Bock"?

A Cup Ale?

 

[dexter_craig]

Hotdog Down The Hallway Blonde Ale-
Spoiled Brat Brew-
Skankweiser-

 

[dexter_craig]

BTW---
I happen to think she is a babe and would hit it like the fist of an angry god!

But I'm ino sluts!

 

[ohiobrewtus]

I have a pair of Paris Hilton's panties and I will brew a batch with them! They come with there own yeast. It will be a very bitter batch!
I need a name for the beer though!
Chime in-

I'm not sure how you ened up with a pair of her panties, but you need to call HazMat immediately before you infect your entire neighborhood.

 

[sTango]

that video was hilarious

 

[rdwj]

BTW---
I happen to think she is a babe and would hit it like the fist of an angry god!

But I'm ino sluts!

I agree - I think she's pretty hot

 

[Chriso]

Yeah, in that "OH NO, A crack in the floor, I'm faaaaaaalling!" way.

Effin' toothpick. I'd tap Lindsey, maybe, and the Olsens, Miley Cyrus, and Nicole Ritchie, but I don't think I could do Paris. I'd get too disgusted halfway, and lose my wood.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

There's already a name (aids)

 

[Rhoobarb]

Yeah, in that "OH NO, A crack in the floor, I'm faaaaaaalling!" way.

Effin' toothpick. ... I'd get too disgusted halfway, and lose my wood.

In that case, I'd call it Dick Wither's Ale. Has a kinda English lilt to it, don't it?!

 

[Chriso]

Rhoobarb FTW! Dick Wither's Ale is a great name.

 

[dexter_craig]

Get her a set of DD's & sew her mouth shut and I would marry her!

 

[Special Ed]

Get her a set of DD's & sew her mouth shut and I would marry her!

I saw that video and I wouldn't sew her mouth shut, maybe remove her larynx though.

 

[BlindLemonLars]

I agree - I think she's pretty hot

She's very attractive, it's not until she speaks that her unpleasant nature reveals itself.

As long as she stays quiet, I would bang her like a cheap gong!