Operation: Find the Shittiest Deal on MyBeerCellar.com

[Der Fuchs]

he's wearing something around his neck...

What is the **** of one thousand neck beards Alex.






I'll stick with the same category for $1200 please.

 

[Cruize4Gueuze]

It's mostly referring to one particular individual. I'm not going to name names, but if you peruse through your mental list of the biggest profiteering shitlords in beer, you'll probably come up with the likely candidate. Perhaps he's wearing something around his neck...

And no, it's not Joel.

JEG?

 

[SSTroller]

It's mostly referring to one particular individual. I'm not going to name names, but if you peruse through your mental list of the biggest profiteering shitlords in beer, you'll probably come up with the likely candidate. Perhaps he's wearing something around his neck...

And no, it's not Joel.

 

[HenrikO]

Beer raffles - it's a tax on stupidity and the money is rolling in...

 

[JulianB1]

Beer raffles - it's a tax on stupidity and the money is rolling in...

This is basically true of almost any form of lottery. And it's shocking how much money people spend (at least in the USA):

http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/what-percentage-of-state-lottery-money-goes-to-the-state/

The -average- resident of Massachusetts in 2012 was spending $671 a year on lottery tickets!

 

[lambandtunaphish]

This is basically true of almost any form of lottery. And it's shocking how much money people spend (at least in the USA):

http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/what-percentage-of-state-lottery-money-goes-to-the-state/

The -average- resident of Massachusetts in 2012 was spending $671 a year on lottery tickets!

Massholes love playing keno.

 

[Der Fuchs]

Would punch.

 

[holldy01]

Dont know who that is but he has a very punchable face

 

[SSTroller]

Dont know who that is but he has a very punchable face

JEG

Who is the **** of one thousand neck beards, Alex?

 

[BeersMorgan]

Massholes love playing keno.

True story. No ragerts.

 

[holldy01]

I dont know who that is but Im going assume that probably a good thing.

 

[SSTroller]

I dont know who that is but Im going assume that probably a good thing.

infamous Shitlord King of Chicago and owner of an extremely punchable face IRL.

 

[Max]

infamous Shitlord King of Chicago and owner of an extremely punchable face IRL.

i heard that's on his cv

 

[JulianB1]

i heard that's on his cv

Apparently the beer resale business isn't lucrative enough for him to be able to afford taking the tags off his suit before wearing it, lest he need to take it back.

 

[masterovkhaos]

So Massachusetts people are trying to resell Treehouse for absurd prices to pay for their lottery habits? Things are making more sense now

 

[Der Fuchs]

Apparently the beer resale business isn't lucrative enough for him to be able to afford taking the tags off his suit before wearing it, lest he need to take it back.

I knew the neck race was an insurance scam.

And what do you ask the guy in the store about a suit like this?
"Give me your best joker look... No, not the badass Heath ledger one... You know, the one that makes me look like a flamboyant guido from the 50's"

 

[SSTroller]

And what do you ask the guy in the store about a suit like this?

"Give me The Lawyer!"
Can it get more stereotypical than that? White collared shirt, paisley tie, those stupid glasses.
I wonder if it came with a free ****** local TV commercial when you buy 3 suits?

 

[JulianB1]

"Give me The Lawyer!"
Can it get more stereotypical than that? White collared shirt, paisley tie, those stupid glasses.
I wonder if it came with a free ****** local TV commercial when you buy 3 suits?

 

[drgarage1]

Better call shitlord!

 

[boogercrack]

I knew the neck race was an insurance scam.

And what do you ask the guy in the store about a suit like this?
"Give me your best joker look... No, not the badass Heath ledger one... You know, the one that makes me look like a flamboyant guido from the 50's"

Quick to play the neck race card aren't we

 

[Nico1]

DAE HATE JEG?

LIKE BUTTON TO THE BOTTOM RIGHT

 

[Der Fuchs]

Quick to play the neck race card aren't we

Hairy or GTFO.

Gonna chase those crazy bald-face all over town.

 

[Josh2]

New thread: "Find the shittiest car payment on talkbeer.com."

This guy's sister bought a Lexus SUV and pays $850/mo for it.

I finally win something!
My truck payment is $925.

 

[No1Smitty]

Hopefully, he uses the money to purchase that expensive software that allows you to rotate pictures.

Hey, that **** is expensive ! I needs my monies for beer !

 

[bvdubn1]

I finally win something!
My truck payment is $925.

Holy schnikes! What kind of truck?

 

[JulianB1]

Holy schnikes! What kind of truck?

Probably this:

 

[regularjohn]

these last few pages

 

[Josh2]

Probably this:

Wtf?!
I'm not 5'5"

Holy schnikes! What kind of truck?

2015 Ram 2500

 

[bvdubn1]

Wtf?!
I'm not 5'5"


2015 Ram 2500

Damn I told my wife I want to trade in my truck for a Ram 2500 with a Cummins but there is no way I could pull the trigger on a $900 a month car payment.

If I did that I wouldn't be able to get drunk and make horrible buying decisions on my beer cellar.

 

[Josh2]

Damn I told my wife I want to trade in my truck for a Ram 2500 with a Cummins but there is no way I could pull the trigger on a $900 a month car payment.

If I did that I wouldn't be able to get drunk and make horrible buying decisions on my beer cellar.

I couldn't believe it but it was my wife's idea for the brand new truck. I was perfectly happy getting a year or two year old truck, especially when surpassing the 50k range.

Signing that paperwork really hurt.