Ok, Admit You Do It

[Minky]

I also believe that the world is my urinal....with reservations. A buddy of mine had four daughters, and he would whip it out whenever and wherever. When they were real young, they didn't seem too concerned about it, but it got a little strange when they got older. When I was at his place, I used the bathroom!

 

[ghohn]

It's one of the best things about the country I live in. I can go anywhere, anytime and no one batts an eye!

 

[jiMithing83]

No. I live in the city, but even if I were in the sticks, gotta wash your hands on brew day even if you don't any other time (you filthy animal).

 

[macanudo]

Sheeit man, all the men in this family will whip it out and pee whenever wherever- you gotta go you gots to go.

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[Randar]

Pro tip: Never eat anything that touched the bottom of a brewer's sink. That is all. Good day.

 

[smizak]

This thread is getting.....uncomfortable

 

[thatjonguy]

Amateurs. I make a point to take a deuce in the front yard at least fortnightly.

That is full of win.

 

[Remmy]

I do this frequently especially when I am drinking beer outside or brewing, which means I am drinking beer outside!!!

Nothing but woods around here.

 

[biochemedic]

Anybody's abode cold enough today that you would fear frostbite and/or worry the stream would freeze before hitting the ground?!

 

[unionrdr]

I don't doubt it today,being -9F with wind chill. Peein' ice cubes...

 

[ChuBru]

I relieve myself on brewday out side many times..no shame...its natural...just make sure you are far enough away from the kettle

 

[boilerbrewer]

Once, in college, I came home from the bars on a cold January night, to see a couple of guys pissing off of their balcony onto my roommate's car (he had just gotten out of the army and joined us as a 22 year old freshman). I informed him of the shenanigans. He immediately grabbed a roll of paper towels and headed to their apartment kicked open the door and told them very politely that he'd "appreciate it if they'd stop urinating on his car and if it wouldn't be too much trouble, could they please use these paper towels to clean off his car." or something similar and totally not threatening to help them over the edge of the balcony. The guys protested saying they hadn't done it, until they saw me and knew they were busted. The 20° temps had caused the piss to freeze by now and when they tried to wipe it, they were unsuccessful. It was then that my roommate told them he was going up to shower and that his car better be clean when got back. I stayed to supervise as these guys scraped the frozen piss off using their fingernails.

We still retell that story every time we get together even 15 years later.

 

[acarlotto]

Pee in my yard--Hell no. Pee in my neighbors--Hell yes. Ohh and maybe in the garage utility sink once or twice

 

[StLouBrew]

... taken the liberty of taking a whiz upon his own lawn?

 

[DogStar]

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and sample a few pints of bitter.

After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighborhood with big, stately residences...no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS.

He really has to go, after all those beers. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.

As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London police officer, who says, "Sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."

"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, really have to go, and I just can't find a public restroom."

"Ah, yes," said the policeman..."Just follow me". He leads the American to a back delivery alley to a gate, which he opens.

"In there," points the policeman. "Go ahead sir, anywhere you like."

The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

Since he has the policeman's blessing, he relieves himself and feels much more comfortable. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the police officer, "That was really decent of you... is that what you call English hospitality?"

"No sir...", replied the police officer, "...that is what we call the French Embassy."

 

[Opherman47]

hahahahahah what a topic.... we have huge brewdays at my house. and all the males pee outside

 

[cheezydemon3]

So I'm brewing right now, I'm currently drinking a Stone Sublimely Self-righteous Ale from a growler fill and I'm a couple beers in on a New Year's Day. I just had the urge to go and instead of walking through the house in my new rubber boots, is just went behind the garage and drained the lizard. This is not the first time for me and I can't be alone. Any one else relieve themselves outdoors on brew day or any other time???

I am temporarilly relegated to a 2 br apartment. When my GF goes into the bathroom, I know it might be a while and I suddenly have to pee.

There is a thin strip of woods 20 ft off the back door between the apartments and a neighborhood.

I have probably peed in those woods 20 times or so in the last 6 months, lol.

 

[Euphist]

I've got over an acre in the middle of nowhere, so you'll have to forgive me if I thought this question seemed a little silly. :-D

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[rlmiller10]

Hell yes, I pee in my yard...what good is a backyard if you can't pee in it! I do feel sorry for those who must dwell in apartments and tightly packed modern developments...

That was my grandfathers saying as well "what good is a yard....." I have to agree. Especially as I get older and apparently my bladder gets smaller

 

[T_Baggins]

I dunno about brew day, but there has been a few COLD mornings when I head out to work and don't have time to scrape the ice off the windshield...found an empty cup in the bed...filled her up and used to de-ice!

 

[dkwolf]

I dunno about brew day, but there has been a few COLD mornings when I head out to work and don't have time to scrape the ice off the windshield...found an empty cup in the bed...filled her up and used to de-ice!

You do realize you just essentially pissed in your air conditioner/heater, right? On many cars, the intakes for the cabin air system is at the base of the windshield...

 

[unionrdr]

 

[Gar]

I bought a home in the country last year and have used the yard more then the toilet by at least 10 to 1 ratio but i am so far away from everyone i could walk around nude and if anyone saw it there would be claims of bigfoot sightings.

 

[Gar]

I don't do it as often as I should.

Outstanding

 

[BorealBrewer]

This is one of the many reasons to grow hops. The "green screen" on the fence around my yard provides a source of brewing ingredients, and a nice screen for those times when one does not want to track mud into the house just to answer nature's call.

 

[T_Baggins]

You do realize you just essentially pissed in your air conditioner/heater, right? On many cars, the intakes for the cabin air system is at the base of the windshield...

not in my case...all is well

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I'm gonna get a deer stand set up in my back yard & a P.A. system set up. hell, if my neighbors want to watch my dog drop a big ol' deuce (WTF, neighbors?!?), I might as well give them a show. for the 4th of July, I'll utilize Snakes & Sparklers. we're not allowed Hoosker Doos or Hoosker Don'ts in MN.

 

[T_Baggins]

I'm gonna get a deer stand set up in my back yard & a P.A. system set up. hell, if my neighbors want to watch my dog drop a big ol' deuce (WTF, neighbors?!?), I might as well give them a show. for the 4th of July, I'll utilize Snakes & Sparklers. we're not allowed Hoosker Doos or Hoosker Don'ts in MN.

even without the scooter stick?

 

[gestyr]

There are true advantages to living out in the middle of nowhere.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

even without the scooter stick?

with or without the optional Scooter Stick. no Whistling Kitty Chasers either. MN has only Snakes & Sparklers because the are the only ones they like.