Ok, Admit You Do It

[petie]

I never even have to give a second thought when I'm outside. I just whip it out and go for it.

 

[Ridire]

Amateurs. I make a point to take a deuce in the front yard at least fortnightly.

 

[unionrdr]

Just a lil FYI,that's drain the main vein,& bleed the lizard.

 

[benco]

A friend of mine was here for New Years and not even thinking I whipped it out next to the garage. He starts laughing! He lives in a city apartment in Dallas. I told him I could never live their because I would have to do it outside, been doing it my whole life!

 

[unionrdr]

I remember some okie buds callin it "watering the horses"...

 

[SmokeyMcBong]

There are only a few feelings that can compare to a slight warm breeze swaying the short and curlies!! Just watch for splash back around the shoes and pant cuffs lol!!

I don't do it as often as I should. Sometimes while I'm working in the garage, and I don't want to have to take my shoes off and put them back on to go pee in the house, I just use the milk jug labeled URNL.

The kids these days do something very similar but a little different. they put a nice log in the bottle first and then the juice, cover tightly with a lid with hole, attach a balloon to the hole and after a few hours, inhale the vapours!!! They call it "Poo Hash", thats a true story lol, couldn't make that up if I wanted to lol!

 

[tgmartin000]

The kids these days do something very similar but a little different. they put a nice log in the bottle first and then the juice, cover tightly with a lid with hole, attach a balloon to the hole and after a few hours, inhale the vapours!!! They call it "Poo Hash", thats a true story lol, couldn't make that up if I wanted to lol!

I'll stick to smoking drugs, thanks for the tip though.

 

[Rhumbline]

Amateurs. I make a point to take a deuce in the front yard at least fortnightly.

My new year's resolution is to use the word "fortnightly" in a sentence whilst speaking to my colleagues.

 

[SmokeyMcBong]

I'll stick to smoking drugs, thanks for the tip though.

yeah, real hash sounds much better than poo hash to me!!

 

[dkwolf]

I live in a cul de sac, with a county highway bordering my back yard. So it's tricky, and I usually have to wait for cover of darkness (and a keen eye for headlights coming down the road), but it's an experience standing in the back yard next to your dog, both peeing on opposite sides of the same tree.

 

[hunter_le five]

The kids these days do something very similar but a little different. they put a nice log in the bottle first and then the juice, cover tightly with a lid with hole, attach a balloon to the hole and after a few hours, inhale the vapours!!! They call it "Poo Hash", thats a true story lol, couldn't make that up if I wanted to lol!

That's most certainly NOT true. Maybe you didn't make that up, but someone else sure did. That bit of BS has been floating around teh interwebz for a while now.

 

[biochemedic]

Hell yes, I pee in my yard...what good is a backyard if you can't pee in it! I do feel sorry for those who must dwell in apartments and tightly packed modern developments...

 

[TOWEYWACKER]

I live in a townhome complex, so there are lots of people living in a small amount of acreage. One night, drunk, the wife and I are walking the dog, and I get the idea that I'm gonna out do the dog by peeing on everything she just got done peeing one. Lemme tell ya, thats not easy! I don't think I could do it sober. No pun intended, but that pissed the wife off, and probably several witnesses to.

 

[SmokeyMcBong]

That's most certainly NOT true. Maybe you didn't make that up, but someone else sure did. That bit of BS has been floating around teh interwebz for a while now.

I certanly hope you're right. Lost a whole lot of faith in the next generation cuz of that one. I will ask this tho, how many kids do you think read about that and went and did it for a free buzz? I'm willing to bet that lots did!

 

[Taylormade]

My buddy actually has a "mens room" sign hanging on one of his trees in his backyard. I'll take a pic of it next time I visit, it's rather funny.

 

[NickTheGreat]

I certanly hope you're right. Lost a whole lot of faith in the next generation cuz of that one. I will ask this tho, how many kids do you think read about that and went and did it for a free buzz? I'm willing to bet that lots did!

I'm no biologist and don't like to even think of the idea . . . but what is supposed to give you the "buzz?"

I agree it was probably just somebody wondering if he could get people to do it

 

[Homercidal]

I'm no biologist and don't like to even think of the idea . . . but what is supposed to give you the "buzz?"

I agree it was probably just somebody wondering if he could get people to do it

According to Snopes, this is possibly true in a specific slum area of India. Kids "living" there would scoop up the waste from the sewage and ferment it in cans with some plastic wrap to hold in the vapors.

Then they would breathe the collected vapors for a supposed high. The vapors would contain methane and other various aromatic compounds.

There is little to no evidence of this happening other that in that one, extremely destitute location.

 

[SmokeyMcBong]

My guess would be that the buz would come from lack of oxygen to the brain, like whippits.

The real name or street name (according to the interweb) is jenkem. http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=38...=us&.lang=en&.first=1&p=is%20jenkem%20real%3F

 

[smccarter]

It's a question I ask myself whenever I'm buying a house...

"Can I step out into the back yard and take a pizz?"

If the answer is no, I pass on that particular house.

I must be able to relieve myself in my back yard without the neighbors calling the county Sheriff. (I won't live inside any city limit)....

 

[whitehause]

when we bought our house the wife wanted this, that and the other. I had 2 conditions......more than 20ft off the road(unlike most new developments), and be able to pee in the back yard. 100 yard driveway, nothing but woods in the back, and 15yrs later I'm still an outside wizzin fool.

 

[masskrug]

Back yard, side yard, etc.

 

[cluckk]

Where we lived in Montana one ranch family's kids would run around naked all the time in the yard--it was very rural. One day I stopped by to visit the rancher and as we were looking at his calves his little naked daughter (about five) came running around the corner of the house, stopped, got a look on her face, squatted, peed, stood up and ran around the next corner. I laughed and said, "I guess it's natural."

 

[mrkrausen]

I haven't since I moved into my house, but I did on more occasions than I can count when I lived in my apartment. Lol, none of them on brew day though.

 

[FastAndy]

Where we lived in Montana one ranch family's kids would run around naked all the time in the yard--it was very rural. One day I stopped by to visit the rancher and as we were looking at his calves his little naked daughter (about five) came running around the corner of the house, stopped, got a look on her face, squatted, peed, stood up and ran around the next corner. I laughed and said, "I guess it's natural."

Creepy

 

[troy2000]

Creepy

Why? Seems pretty natural to me, too.

The only problem I see would be training the children to meet society's norms as they grow older.

In sort of the same vein: I grew up calling my parents Dwaine and Erlene, and it had no bad effects whatsoever on family structure, discipline, etc. But when I started school they had me start using Mother and Daddy instead, because it was upsetting teachers and other outsiders.

 

[adamdillabo]

Just pee right in your wort it's good for keeping down hot flashes and as a yeast nutrient.

 

[aiptasia]

I'm pretty sure we, as a species, have been peeing outside a great deal longer than the luxury of indoor plumbing. I love going over to Amsterdam every once in a great while and seeing the various types of open air urinals the city has installed. It keeps people from peeing in the streets, especially from the pubs and bars after a major soccer match or holiday. Nobody thinks anything of someone taking a quick piss outside. It's only the prudes that have an issue with it.

 

[FastAndy]

Why? Seems pretty natural to me, too.

The only problem I see would be training the children to meet society's norms as they grow older.

In sort of the same vein: I grew up calling my parents Dwaine and Erlene, and it had no bad effects whatsoever on family structure, discipline, etc. But when I started school they had me start using Mother and Daddy instead, because it was upsetting teachers and other outsiders.

To me using your parents first names instead of mom and dad is nowhere near the same as watching someone's kid take a naked leak and then telling everyone on the Internet about it. But that's just me and my social norms I guess.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

admit it? hell, I announce it! my neighbors hate that I have a megaphone.

 

[smccarter]

admit it? hell, I announce it! my neighbors hate that I have a megaphone.

That's very funny right there... I don't care who you are.

You do realize that this subject is the very reason women are so pizzed at men. They're jealous that they can't stand up to pee... and that we feel comfortable peeing outside.