Official Holy Mountain Thread

[jupiter6xx]

want.

 

[DigDug1810]

696 bottles of ea/348 allotments..... dang gonna be hard to pull these

 

[NAD1983]

Tuning in for the Hail Mary ISOs with these bottles FT.

 

[Podunkparte]

Tuning in for the Hail Mary ISOs with these bottles FT.

Already enjoying the "I can't make it. ISO full allotment FT Cash + 1 Rusty" sob stories.

 

[NAD1983]

Already enjoying the "I can't make it. ISO full allotment FT Cash + 1 Rusty" sob stories.

So you're saying you have me covered?

 

[chongcheesol]

Already enjoying the "I can't make it. ISO full allotment FT Cash + 1 Rusty" sob stories.

I saw a dog surgery one too. Guys, it's ok if you miss a beer release. There will be more!

 

[NAD1983]

I saw a dog surgery one too. Guys, it's ok if you miss a beer release. There will be more!

You mean like the guy who's going to his dad's funeral?

 

[chongcheesol]

No. It was about how his dog is having surgery. All of these are sad events but come on. On to the next one. Or make a valid trade offer

 

[wethorseblanket]

Dog surgery and dead dad, saw both of those. I'll be there at 11.

 

[evanw1]

People, one of my cats has A LOT of mats in her fur. I need to take her to the groomer tomorrow morning cuz I'm worried said mats may be impacting her overall happiness and quality of life. As such, I cannot make the MS variant release... SAD! Can one of you chuckledicks #gopickitupformebro cuz I'm too much of a turd to be a respectable human?! #kthxbyeeeee




















#satire (just in case there are any sooper serious BTSers perusing this here thread)

 

[evanw1]

In other news, this yr's variants sound delicious. Very much looking forward to the coconut, personally.

 

[More Betterness]

I'll do you one better.. My moms name was Midnight Coconut Still and her funeral is during the release.. Gopickitupformebro?

 

[wethorseblanket]

Well, it's 10:30 and I haven't left yet. Sounds like the line is pretty long. Decisions.

 

[NAD1983]

Wrist bands incoming

 

[wethorseblanket]

Skipping this and going on a hike as planned. Enjoy, bros.

 

[wethorseblanket]

Oh, and ISO.

 

[wethorseblanket]

So...has anyone opened any MS variants yet? How are they from the bottle?

 

[cibola]

Bottles I opened were fantastic. Cognac was more mellow than draft.

 

[FoudreGuy]

Got a doctor appointment tomorrow at 3 in West Seattle, but hopefully I can snag a bottle of Hollow Tide (Whitewood Cider collab) tomorrow on my way home. Shouldn't be a problem seeing how the Instagram post only has three comments and a complete lack of ISO ISO ISO ISO posts.

 

[FoudreGuy]

Swung by and grabbed a couple Hollow Tide bottles, that was the busiest I've seen a weekday bottle release there in a long time. The nice weather probably helped, too.

 

[NAD1983]

Swung by and grabbed a couple Hollow Tide bottles, that was the busiest I've seen a weekday bottle release there in a long time. The nice weather probably helped, too.

Hoping bottles last until I'm not lazy. Sounds tasty.

 

[FoudreGuy]

Hoping bottles last until I'm not lazy. Sounds tasty.

I couldn't tell how many bottles there were, but saw lots of people getting the max of three bottles. I only bought two so maybe that helps your chances.

 

[wethorseblanket]

Looks like Hollow Tide bottles are still available. Apples just aren't the kind of fruit that gets the hypeboyz all worked up.

 

[FoudreGuy]

Looks like Hollow Tide bottles are still available. Apples just aren't the kind of fruit that gets the hypeboyz all worked up.

It also hit distribution along with True Will.

 

[user 305169]

No buzz about tomorrow's release?

Get ready for surge fares from Fremont to HM around 11:15am tomorrow.

 

[wethorseblanket]

I have to move back and forth from Capitol Hill and West Seattle today, so I'm hoping there will be bottles sometime around 1. No time for a line today.

 

[evanw1]

Silent release of Guava Gin Table today, 1pp

 

[wethorseblanket]

Seattle's latest insta-whale.

"Why didn't Holy Mountain announce this bottle! If I had known about it, I'd have gone to Fremont last!"

-someone, probably

 

[wethorseblanket]

good luck with your ISO FoudreGuy. Apparently the going rate for this beer is B1K + HoG + an AO set.

https://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/ft-guava-gin-table-iso-kbbs.530238/

This could also be shitlord manipulation. And when did they allow comments on the trade forum again?

 

[NAD1983]

good luck with your ISO FoudreGuy. Apparently the going rate for this beer is B1K + HoG + an AO set.

https://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/ft-guava-gin-table-iso-kbbs.530238/

This could also be shitlord manipulation. And when did they allow comments on the trade forum again?

LOL

Watching this while drinking Yuengling from WV has been hilarious. People take this **** way too seriously. I suggest these "new age" Seattle chuckledicks do the following (in this order):

1. Close BTS.
2. Find some real friends, not a bunch of beer butt buddies.
3. Discover legitimate hobbies (sorry, waiting in line for beer is not a hobby).
4. Learn to enjoy beer.
5. Profit?