Official Drink A Beer And Write a Haiku Thread

[AnnArborJoe]

Solo Crooked Stave?
I can join you later on.
Turn frown upside down?

Yes! Bonar achieved.
Oh how I love Matt Libbey
Eric crushed my dreams

 

[Previously]

Yes! Bonar achieved.
Oh how I love Matt Libbey
Eric crushed my dreams

I am terrible
I hope you can forgive me
One day, one day, one...

 

[yamar68]

Drunker than you are
You wanna fight about it?
Thanks Arbitrator

 

[quirkzoo1]

Two ingredients, both alike in dignity,
In fair Chicago, where we lay our scene,
From ancient gruit break to new zymurgy,
Where wild yeast makes wine barrels unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers ;
Whose intermingling arouses my senses
Do with their fermentation bury AB-InBevs' strife.
The fearful elixir which i have markintihar'd,
And the continuance of BA's harass,
Which, but this beer's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic in my glass;
The which if you with palates attend,
What here blackberries and funk will mend.

Not a haiku, zero ***** given.

 

[Previously]

quirkzoo rocks my world
Regardless of poetry
Zero ***** given

 

[MarkIntihar]

Two ingredients, both alike in dignity,
In fair Chicago, where we lay our scene,
From ancient gruit break to new zymurgy,
Where wild yeast makes wine barrels unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers ;
Whose intermingling arouses my senses
Do with their fermentation bury AB-InBevs' strife.
The fearful elixir which i have markintihar'd,
And the continuance of BA's harass,
Which, but this beer's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic in my glass;
The which if you with palates attend,
What here blackberries and funk will mend.

Not a haiku, zero ***** given.

reported

 

[Previously]

There ain't no party
Like a Bruery party
Cuz a Bruery...

The Bruery Bottleworks XII

 

[mixed_master7]

Third row disappeared
***** are no longer given

MarkIntihar'ing
***** will still not be given
Forty-eight ounces

 

[4balance]

Thanks ehammond1
Double arrogant bastard
I am not worthy

1st time

 

[4balance]

Pliney the Elder
Thank you much ehammond1
California rocks

 

[4balance]

Firestone Walker
Sixteenth Anniversary
I am so in love

 

[vonnegut21]

Sweet Belgian nectar!
Only way I can express
'Dem Cantillon feels

 

[lb304854]

Really miss this thread
Thanks for reviving big guy
Don't even like beer

 

[4balance]

Victory at sea
Swashbuckler skeleton dude
Zero fuks given

 

[FTowne1]

Off the shelf monster
Old man loves ultra boozy
Never did haiku

 

[FTowne1]

First leaves falling down
Old man loves pumpkin style beer
**** off libbey srs

 

[Skittle34]

Drinking dat Old Chub
In fact gives me a chubby
Who? What? Where? When? Why?

 

[Fingolfin]

Sippin' dat fresh hop
My favorite time of year
Time to grow a beard

 

[libbey]

San Diego bound
Elusive Markinthebar
Just star crossed lovers?

 

[4balance]

Jimmies are rustled
Fifteen percent by volume
Contains alcohol

 

[FTowne1]

Drunk as ****, you guys
Jamming on 80's music
Wish I had some coke

 

[4balance]

Coop Ale Works F5
West style made in Midwest
Face shattering hops

 

[libbey]

Razzleberry skins
Dat barnyard and lacto Funk
Trady is the best

 

[beerindex]

I drank a Dark Lord
Now I have diabetes
So much for Chocolate Rain

 

[4balance]

Anti hero ***
Revolution brewing ***
Haiku for the win

 

[ExPimp]

Tacos everyday
I dream of ******* tacos
No not like *******

I need a new job
One where I can drink at work
That would be the life

Service industry
Can suck my sweaty *******
Customers are ****

 

[Lognar]

Lactobacillius
Wheat, Salt, and Coriander
Make a gose tasty

 

[Fingolfin]

Beer trading dot org
Is easier for haikus
Than beer talk dot com

 

[thomasaurus rex]

Dem Nat Sherms
styling profiling
FTowne is that you?

 

[Kirkse]

The label says that
This pairs well with Roomano
Now I want some cheese