Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Kent88]

If BB had Kaep for that game, NE would be playing next week.

Assuming Kaepernick had a few weeks to learn the offense.

 

[seatazzz]

Sorry if I sound a little hoarse....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT PICK 6 WAS THE BEST PLAY I'VE SEEN ALL YEAR, BRADY LOST, BELLICOSECHICK IS EVIL, yes I know we have a snowball's chance in hell to beat philly today with most of our players out, but I DON'T CARE THE PATS LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope Cleveland signs him now he's a free agent. That would be EPIC.

 

[kh54s10]

If BB had Kaep for that game, NE would be playing next week.

Assuming Kaepernick had a few weeks to learn the offense.

That is HILARIOUS!!!!!

 

[jlinz]

I hope Cleveland signs him now he's a free agent. That would be EPIC.

Yes, please.

 

[paulthenurse]

And now they’re all going to come out of the sewers, ranting about how they called it all along.

All dynasties end, *****enozzles. The Greeks, the Roman Empire, the British Empire, (some might argue the USA). The Yankees, the Canadiens, the Celtics, the Cowboys and now the Patriots. Mountains fall, rivers flood and ten billion red Chinese don’t give a ****.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go listen to Maureen McGovern sing ‘There’s Got to be a Morning After’ till my ears bleed.

 

[Kent88]

That is HILARIOUS!!!!!

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

 

[day_trippr]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Thank god for the block function.

 

[Zuljin]

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Look! It's showing us its giant butt hole!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yer mom is there?

 

[Cape Brewing]

You have to admit... you can’t unsee it.

 

[HoppyDaze]

http://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1213904109759336453

 

[Rodent]

Henry played a stellar game. given his size and agility, he reminded me at times of Gronk in his prime

sure has been a great 20 years drinking the tears of other team fan's crushed souls. for all the Pats haters, it's great to know you'll have be reminded of BB and TB12 for decades to come by sportscasters as they endless replay and discuss how we killed your NFL dreams from 2000-2019

Long live the greatest dynasty ever to rule the NFL!!

 

[bob1852]

Henry played a stellar game. given his size and agility, he reminded me at times of Gronk in his prime

sure has been a great 20 years drinking the tears of other team fan's crushed souls. for all the Pats haters, it's great to know you'll have be reminded of BB and TB12 for decades to come by sportscasters as they endless replay and discuss how we killed your NFL dreams from 2000-2019

Long live the greatest dynasty ever to rule the NFL!!

tl:dr

 

[Kent88]

Who dat going to watch the next round of playoffs from the couch? Drew Brees and Sean Payton, dat!

All I need now is for the Seachickens to lose and I'm good with this weekend in football.

 

[bob1852]

Underdogs are 2-0-1 against the spread so far, and 2-1 straight up.

That's now 10-0-1 ATS for the dogs the last three wild card weekends.

Y'all can thank me for your winnings...

 

[jammin]

All I need now is for the Seachickens to lose and I'm good with this weekend in football.

that mean you’ll get back on your meds & (fingers crossed) take a long break from the internet?

 

[user 574]

Josh McCown?

 

[Kent88]

How did they get him out of retirement?

 

[day_trippr]

Do these two NFC teams even football?

 

[Rodent]

the local Pee Wee team could beat either of the two NFC teams playing the late game today.

 

[bob1852]

Do these two NFC teams even football?

At least they're still playing football, unlike the Patriots.

 

[user 574]

Do these two NFC teams even football?

No. But getting better

 

[Kent88]

Ryan Tannehill and Kurt Cousins each have more playoff wins this decade than Tom Brady and Drew Brees combined.

 

[jafo28]

Ryan Tannehill and Kurt Cousins each have more playoff wins this decade than Tom Brady and Drew Brees combined.

But when you always have a first round bye, you play fewer games.

 

[bluemoose]

Upside, Tom Brady getting much needed rest. He hasn’t had a January off since the Reagan administration.

 

[user 574]

Ryan Tannehill and Kurt Cousins each have more playoff wins this decade than Tom Brady and Drew Brees combined.

Wtf, had 10+ comebacks; pulled back to zero. Still weak sauce truth though

 

[day_trippr]

That's all he knows how to cook...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Who is Joe Judge? lol

 

[brewbama]

Dallas hired McCarthy

 

[WI_Wino]

Who is Joe Judge? lol

Next greatest coaching flop. The Belichick coaching tree is like Cape's family tree, basically branchless.

 

[bluemoose]

Next greatest coaching flop. The Belichick coaching tree is like Cape's family tree, basically branchless.

It’s not Belichicks, nor the Patriots fault that these teams are hiring coffee gophers from the MDTOTM for their head coaches.

 

[WI_Wino]

Dallas hired McCarthy

AazJerry Jones

I've actually mentioned it before in this thread. Not that it really matters.

Tonight, everyone is a Titans fan.

I'm slow and suck at the internet. You must be a Bears fan.

 

[Kent88]

Eww. Thats gotta be in the top five worst insults I've ever received in this thread.

 

[day_trippr]

tl;dr

 

[HoppyDaze]

Eww. Thats gotta be in the top five worst insults I've ever received in this thread.

Nope, you still have all five, hack

 

[user 574]

ok, so with NE homers having zero play in this...

Let's kick this OFF!

 

[user 574]

Funny going back to 2009 of the initial thread when Lil' sparky was talking about the Cowboys. Some of us have been on this forum a LONG time... Kudos for it not being closed (talking to you kent... )

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Eyeroll)

 

[paulthenurse]