Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Rodent]

Gronkowski returns to football ...

https://nesn.com/2019/10/ex-patriot-rob-gronkowski-to-join-fox-nfl-sunday-crew-as-regular-analyst/

... but not as a player

 

[Kent88]

I guess his gig we saw on shark tank fell through.

 

[day_trippr]

PSA: Looks like full wet suits are in order for TNF attendees.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Are the Pats going to cover 16.5?

 

[day_trippr]

Good question.

In favor, what talent the Giants had apparently isn't going to start, the Pats D has been relentless, the weather reports claim it's gonna be frightful inside the Razor, and Brady has a history of playing well in crazy weather - I would not be surprised to see him come out throwing...

 

[bob1852]

Smart play is on the under...

 

[Kent88]

At the kickoff of the packers-lions game, it will have been something like 1017 days since the packers last beat the lions.

I had to amend the streak I had been keeping track of because whoever is taking his turn on the vikings qb carousal messed the bed.

@davidabcd

 

[day_trippr]

If the forecasts hold there probably won't be many kicking points scored - including PATs.
So, yeah, the under may be the one play most likely to pay off...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Smart play is on the under...

not if it was the Super Bowl, we all know how to bet Pats Giants in a Super Bowl

 

[Rodent]

Q for tonight's game: will Eli make a Q4 cameo in a failed last ditch effort by NY to steal a W at Gillette?

 

[day_trippr]

There are a few ways we might see Eli tonight. An exorcism would be nice

btw, right now it's looking like the weather forecast might have been half over-wrought...

 

[bluemoose]

Q for tonight's game: will Eli make a Q4 cameo in a failed last ditch effort by NY to steal a W at Gillette?

Super hard to come back in the 4th quarter when you are down by half a billion.

 

[day_trippr]

Pats O be playing fuglyish. Hopefully the second half looks like the Redskins game...

 

[HoppyDaze]

They’re terrible

 

[bluemoose]

How do you beat a team with this many offensive weapons?

 

[bob1852]

How do you beat a team with this many offensive weapons?

Play a decent schedule...

 

[bluemoose]

Daniel Jones doesn’t look too bad. Might work out some day, especially with The lack of talent in the NFC.

 

[day_trippr]

So the weather was nothing like the forecast, the Over won, and Pat's beat the spread.

All of that is why I don't gamble...

 

[day_trippr]

Excellent Super Man form by Van Noy!

Patriots defense and special teams have scored more touchdowns than the Dolphins and Jets combined...

 

[ZmannR2]

Patriots defense and special teams have scored more touchdowns than the Dolphins and Jets combined...

Wow.....why the HELL didn't I draft that defense this year???!!

 

[user 574]

At the kickoff of the packers-lions game, it will have been something like 1017 days since the packers last beat the lions.

I had to amend the streak I had been keeping track of because whoever is taking his turn on the vikings qb carousal messed the bed.

@davidabcd

 

[Kent88]

Cool. Maybe you can watch a documentary about it on the history channel later?

 

[day_trippr]

So congrats to the Seahawks for that upset victory over the Browns! Huge accomplishment!

 

[user 574]

Cool. Maybe you can watch a documentary about it on the history channel later?

Have you ever even posted what team you root for? All I've seen is whiny biotch banter

 

[Kent88]

Actually yes, in response to you making the query previously.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Smart play is on the under...

Oh... obviously

 

[Cape Brewing]

So congrats to the Seahawks for that upset victory over the Browns! Huge accomplishment!

Their whole schedule is a joke

 

[HoppyDaze]

Which QB will be the last to throw a pick? The reigning MVP, the Seahawk, or the former Duck?

Answer: Seahawk

 

[day_trippr]

Seems logical

What're the odds that tonight's NFC game won't totally suck?

 

[WI_Wino]

Color rush unis suck