Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

That's all you got, sad man?
Sheesh...

 

[davidabcd]

decent thrower of the ball"?

It might be an ungainly phrase but I don't see anything grammatically incorrect. I could be not right.

 

[davidabcd]

There's pizzas on the table.
Still stinging from the blowout a few weeks ago. Michigan is either going to turn the corner or go out in Thelma and Louise style.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Easily, Brady is not even a decent thrower of the ball. His assets: o-line, Belichick, longevity and clutch teammates. He does nothing special

(Yawn)

 

[bob1852]

There's pizzas on the table.
Still stinging from the blowout a few weeks ago. Michigan is either going to turn the corner or go out in Thelma and Louise style.

Blank stare

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wait.... what???

 

[bluemoose]

Whoops.

 

[Kent88]

Chicago is going to have to overcome the return of Mitch trubisky if they have any chance of beating the ain'ts.

 

[day_trippr]

Chicago fans are idiots. Booing their team at the half in spite of their D holding NO to just 12 points so far...

 

[Imhoppy]

If you add up the total distance my hops travel while in motion in the brew kettle and fermenter, it's more yards that the Bears can make. Go Hops Go!!

 

[bob1852]

Chicago is going to have to overcome the return of Mitch trubisky if they have any chance of beating the ain'ts.

Ooooohhhh, clever!!!

You took the "S" off of Saints so it spells ain'ts instead. I get it!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!!!!!! Seachickens!

Hoppy just spiked his beer.

Classic

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Seattle should practice holding onto the football instead of rehearsing dance moves in the end zone.

 

[Cape Brewing]

They should practice not sucking.

I get that’s tough to do in the shtty NFC but still.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I’m devastated

 

[Cape Brewing]

It must be tough seeing the window on that team being at least decent close so quickly.

 

[Kent88]

Ooooohhhh, clever!!!

You took the "S" off of Saints so it spells ain'ts instead. I get it!!!

I'm glad you are entertained by that, but I thought my implying that Chicago's starting QB is worse than their backup was better.

 

[Kent88]

Just saw that Andy Reid got his 200th regular season win, so in honor of Mr. Reid:

 

[day_trippr]

Cripes, I just looked at the latest Patriots injury report and it's like they were in a plane crash.
Not feeling particular confident about tonight. Edelman better have himself a game because there isn't much left to the offense behind him...

 

[Kent88]

They're playing the Jets, who are quarterbacked by some dude with an almost ruptured spleen.

The only possible purpose I could see in your post is that you're going to try to set it up as some big win against a tough opponent. You're giving the jets too much credit.

 

[bob1852]

Can y'all let me know when it's almost halftime so I can see the Star Wars trailer?

I'd rather rearrange my sock drawer than watch this dreck.

 

[day_trippr]

The Pats are expected to win, so there's no setting that up as anything else.

But they've had a checkered history playing atop Hoffa's grave with healthier teams than this, and the JETS beat up Dallas (loved that, btw - any time Dallas loses is a good day) so they think they actually have something going on.

Hopefully the Pats D thoroughly disproves that and the offense can put some points on the board...

 

[Kent88]

Nah, you aren't going to see anything different from your team that you didn't already see when they played Miami, Washington, or in the first game against the jets. The jets are a team that got dismantled by the freaking browns in an effort to show that if you want to be the worst, you have to get beat by the worst.

Because I've sworn to always root against defenses coached by Gregg Williams, I hope you put up 50 points on these guys. I still wish they'd get 40 on you at the same time, though, but again, their quarterback might rupture his spleen if someone sneezes at him.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ted Nugent is so money

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You guys should turn on the game. It's really good.

 

[day_trippr]

Beautiful lob pass by the Goat.
So far so good...

 

[Imhoppy]

That "GOAT" would probably deflate the CO2 out of opposing beer kegs too if he were to enter a home brew competition.

 

[bob1852]

That "GOAT" would probably deflate the CO2 out of opposing beer kegs too if he were to enter a home brew competition.

You don't submit kegs to homebrew competitions, silly.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Holy shti.

Someone actually just typed that. On purpose

 

[day_trippr]

Haters gonna hate.

Anyway, from all appearances my concerns were misplaced. The Patriots can still kick ass even with an entire teams worth of offense players on report...

Trailer was awesome, btw...