Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bob1852]

Says the guy with 54,000 posts

So jelly.

 

[bluemoose]

If I had known you were going alone, I would have gone.

 

[bluemoose]

I love scotch, BBQ, and Tom Brady!

 

[bluemoose]

Just like Giselle.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

And the rest of america.

 

[day_trippr]

Brady is not only he sleeps on a darned nice mattress.
The Spousal Unit and I went over to Jordan's and tested what they had and I was an eyeblink from falling asleep on one.

May have to buy a Beautyrest Black just on principle.
Gonna wait 'til next week to pull the trigger though.
If the Pat's somehow lose they may be discounted

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Never has there been a more pathetic and sad post.

 

[paulthenurse]

never has there been a more pathetic and sad post than the one following 39036.

ftfy

 

[paulthenurse]

My Mom after Malcom Butler took advantage of the stupidest call in Super Bowl history. I'll have to go find the old girl another bottle of that same cheap champagne for tomorrow. She sure enjoyed the hell out of the last one.
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Plus, she only has 1/3 a glass, leaving the rest of the bottle for my underaged nieces and nephews to sneak, pissing off my sisters, which is always a fun time.

 

[day_trippr]

Never has there been a more pathetic and sad post.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Staying local for the game

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[stratslinger]

Already gearing up for tomorrow View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1486252734.395808.jpg

 

[bob1852]

Staying local for the game

Do they have that in Houston?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Congrats to Matt Ryan on MVP! I've never found a reason not to like that guy.

 

[GenIke]

Dang, Someone posted a pic of their mom and nobody even said anything. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

 

[day_trippr]

Congrats to Matt Ryan on MVP! I've never found a reason not to like that guy.

That'll be a nice consolation award for him...

 

[wobrien]

Dang, Someone posted a pic of their mom and nobody even said anything. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

Who, stratslinger?

 

[paulthenurse]

Dang, Someone posted a pic of their mom and nobody even said anything. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

My mom's always been fond of wicked pissah winners like me, Teddy Ballgame and TB12.

She'd probably crack that bottle upside any loser Seahawks fan's melon who started talking smack.

Luv ya, Mom.

 

[GenIke]

My mom's always been fond of wicked pissah winners like me, Teddy Ballgame and TB12.

She'd probably crack that bottle upside some loser Seahawks fan who started talking smack.

Luv ya, Mom.

I was going to make a joke about your mom, BUT I just spent the week in the pacific northwest for work and I would pay at least $100 to see your mom pummel some bearded/straight brimmed hat/rolled up jeans wearing wimp with a wine bottle.

 

[paulthenurse]

Save your money. She'd probably do it for a cup of Dunkin' Donuts Decaf. She's pushing 90. She stays away from stimulants. Skim milk. No sugar. Put her next to Hoppy for 20 minutes and for $1.50 your dreams could come true.

 

[Scturo]

The line for the game hasn't changed in 2 weeks. So the betters are split over who will win. Should be a good o' shootout. Can't wait.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think you're a little confused about what a betting line is

 

[Scturo]

I think I have a pretty good idea how it works. But I'm always willing to learn.

 

[Cape Brewing]

So if the Pats are -14 for two weeks "bettors are split over who will win"?

 

[Scturo]

The Patriots opened as a 3 point favorite to win. Two weeks later the Patriots are still a 3 point favorite to win. This means that equal money is being bet on either side of the game. Otherwise the line would move. So betters are as convinced that the Falcons will win or at least cover the spread. At least that's how I think it works.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Equal money is being bet on the Pats winning by 3. If all bettors thought the Falcons and Pats had an equal chance to win the game (what you're suggesting), the line would be 0

The line hasn't moved because the bettors have simply consistently believed the Pats will win by 3 and no huge money has gone to either side enough to push the line one way or the other

 

[Scturo]

It's the Super Bowl. Huge money is being bet today on both sides for sure. Betters don't set the line, Vegas does. Betters only move it.

 

[bluemoose]

What Cape is saying is the line clearly shows the Pats will win by double digits.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's the Super Bowl. Huge money is being bet today on both sides for sure. Betters don't set the line, Vegas does. Betters only move it.

No shti. That's what I just said.

Except you were suggesting that the stability of bets suggests the bettors think the Pats and Falcons have an equal chance of winning. That's not true. They think there is an "equal chance" that the Pats are going to win by three

 

[HoppyDaze]

Dang, Someone posted a pic of their mom and nobody even said anything. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

She's really old.