Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

We definitely have an NFC showcase tonight.

 

[day_trippr]

Seems legit...

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[HoppyDaze]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[fosaisu]

Seems legit...

You've been duped. Someone photoshopped out Tommy's "Make America Great Again" hat.

 

[Homercidal]

Well, that's it for the Lions Season. Coming up: against the Cowboys. After that loss they take on The Packers in a winner-takes-all match up.

The odds are too great for Detroit.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Well, that's it for the Lions Season. Coming up: against the Cowboys. After that loss they take on The Packers in a winner-takes-all match up.

The odds are too great for Detroit.

Most boring internet post in the history of ever.

 

[day_trippr]

Well, that's it for the Lions Season. Coming up: against the Cowboys. After that loss they take on The Packers in a winner-takes-all match up.

The odds are too great for Detroit.

You're not doing this right. Ya gots to bring the attitude, dude!
Dallas has holes, and the Vikes could beat the Pack on the Frozen Tundra.

I know, I know, it's Detroit and losing critical games is kinda their thing, but there's still hope...

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

You are talking about the only team, until this year, to lose every game of the season. Fans don't get over that kind of **** for decades.
Cut the poor Bastid some slack.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You're also talking about a sports town who loathed Joey Harrington but loved Rasheed Wallace. Detroit is simply the worst.

 

[user 574]

Well, that's it for the Lions Season. Coming up: against the Cowboys. After that loss they take on The Packers in a winner-takes-all match up.

The odds are too great for Detroit.

You're not doing this right. Ya gots to bring the attitude, dude!
Dallas has holes, and the Vikes could beat the Pack on the Frozen Tundra.

I know, I know, it's Detroit and losing critical games is kinda their thing, but there's still hope...

Cheers!

Rodgers is gimpy with his hammie and calf. Almost looks like Brady lumbering around out there if you exclude the 60 yard bombs to win it all.

 

[user 574]

Anyway, you Pats fans should be more worried about Eli. Looking like sh!t early and coming in hot. Sounds familiar

 

[day_trippr]

Too Shakespearean.
Anyway, I don't think the G'ints have the legs to get that far...

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

Shouldn't you Packers fans be worried about Eli? Their path to the Super Bowl typically goes through Green Bay.

 

[user 574]

Shouldn't you Packers fans be worried about Eli? Their path to the Super Bowl typically goes through Green Bay.

yah, always stepping in the way for a 1996 season rematch aren't they

 

[HoppyDaze]

Desert,
They know anything about football outside their circle jerk. You know this, man.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's like Richard Sherman has some of douchenozzle quota that he has to meet, is way behind for the month of December, and is trying to make it all up asap

 

[HoppyDaze]

like you guys in this thread?

 

[bluemoose]

Desert,
They know anything about football outside their circle jerk. You know this, man.

Clearly you don't know what we are talking about since you only became a football fan when the Seahawks got good 4 years ago.

 

[HoppyDaze]

good one bluemoose....

 

[motobrewer]

I think your new catchphrase should be, "Account for that!!"

Example... "Russell Wilson doesn't suck! Account for THAT!!"

I like it

Man that IS catchy.

 

[motobrewer]

Yeah this guy's totally not a thug and a genius like all loser seahawk fans say:

Sherman: “You don’t want to go there. You do not. I’ll ruin your career.”

Moore: “You’ll ruin my career?”

Sherman: “Yes. Yes, I will.”

Moore: “How are you going to do that?”

Sherman: “I’ll make sure you don’t get your media pass anymore.”

Moore: “Oh, is that right?”

Sherman: “Yes. Yes it is.”

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Stanford thug.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You guys realize that at thug is like someone who commits crimes and stuff, right? How is it not racist to call him a thug?

Sherman:

I appreciate the role the media plays and they have a tough job. I let it get personal today and I regret that. Next one should be fun

A real man take responsibility for his actions, makes no excuses and learns from them.

 

[motobrewer]

yeah you're right. he totally issued that on his own accord and wasn't at all pressed by the seahawks organization.

hoppy insinuating somebody is a racist is the definition of "pot calling the kettle black".

 

[day_trippr]

[...]hoppy insinuating somebody is a racist is the definition of "pot calling the kettle black".

He likes to have fun...

 

[day_trippr]

Clearly you don't know what we are talking about since you only became a football fan when the Seahawks got good 4 years ago.

But...But...He watches Redzone!

 

[day_trippr]

Yup.

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[fosaisu]

Yup.

That flag offends me because I'm not blind. Did you photoshop that up yourself or is someone actually selling that garbage?

 

[day_trippr]

So, your team sucks.
It totally works!

 

[paulthenurse]

Is it too late to have one delivered before the big day?

By which I obviously mean the Super Bowl. Duh.

Hoppy, I've misplaced your address. Please resend.