Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

dafuq is goin on around here? Watched the Hawks first pre-season game. I honestly don't see how any team will beat them again, ever.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

dafuq is goin on around here? Watched the Hawks first pre-season game. I honestly don't see how any team will beat them again, ever.

as long as they dont throw the ball 1 yard from the endzone

 

[seatazzz]

as long as they dont throw the ball 1 yard from the endzone

Zing!!!! We were on the road in EW where there was no cell service so missed the end of the game. I've been a Hawks fan almost all my life (minus a brief period in my tender years when I liked Miami because 1) dolphins are cute, 2) Bob Griese was hot, and 3) the SeaHawks weren't even a team yet) and love them no matter what. Also we found a new bar to watch games in Lakewood (motto: Duck!!) with REALLY cheap beer.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I hope you have thick skin... it's savage in here once the season starts. There's also a couple of people who are 100% mentally handicapped who think they're funny.

 

[WI_Wino]

Don't listen to hoppy. Once the games start to count we all hold hands and sing kumbaya.

This is a safe zone.

 

[HoppyDaze]

you shut your whore mouth

 

[smurfjuice]

WOW ...

 

[WI_Wino]

you shut your whore mouth

<insert your mom joke here>

 

[wobrien]

I inserted myself into your mom last night

 

[WI_Wino]

See, right on command. Like a cute puppy.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nice... the first "bangin' Hoppy's mom" joke of the year. DAMN... It's like kickoff is just around the corner!

 

[HoppyDaze]

It was clearly Wino's mom who was penetrated in this scenario.

 

[stratslinger]

It was clearly Wino's mom who was penetrated in this scenario.

Keep telling yourself that, sparky.

 

[day_trippr]

It was clearly Wino's mom who was penetrated in this scenario.

Don't sound so sad about that, your mom will be pulling trains before the pre-season is over...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha! It's funny cuz its troo

Hey Hoppy... got your tix for Nov 13th yet??

 

[motobrewer]

I love hoppy's redone analyses. They're so full extra chromosome 21's.

In related news, I analized his mom the other night

 

[paulthenurse]

Hope you wore a raincoat.

 

[day_trippr]

...and a paper bag...

 

[WI_Wino]

Otherwise she would have known it wasn't hoppy

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oooooooooooo. A good Moto/Hoppy slap fight!! We haven't had one of those in months!

 

[WI_Wino]

Shut up Cape. You're just jealous moto got there first.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh hey.... good luck with the Packer PED suspensions that are coming. Fcku Clay Mathews... effin 'roid-head. 'Bout time he got busted.

 

[WI_Wino]

You're right Cape. Everything Goodell says is correct and we should all thank him for upholding the integrity of the game.

 

[motobrewer]

some butt-f**ked Egyptian newspaper no longer operating in this country told me cape brewing sucks big floppy donkey dicks. it, must be true.

 

[bluemoose]

Think not submitting to an interrogation is worth 4 games? Seems about right to me.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ooooooh.... holllllllld on.... THEY'RE NOT COOPERATING!! If they weren't such arrogant a-holes, they would just cooperate!! What are they hiding!?!?

Why the fkcu don't they just ADMIT IT AND GET IT OVER WITH!?!?!?

 

[wobrien]

I agree

 

[WI_Wino]

I agree with you Cape. Goodell is correct.

 

[bob1852]

Ooooooh.... holllllllld on.... THEY'RE NOT COOPERATING!! If they weren't such arrogant a-holes, they would just cooperate!! What are they hiding!?!?

Why the fkcu don't they just ADMIT IT AND GET IT OVER WITH!?!?!?

Obsessed.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I wonder how many more of the Packers' D are huge cheaters. I seriously doubt its just Mathews and Peppers.