Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[GenIke]

It's always fun to pummel the little brothers of the NFC north. It's even better when the leading receiver does while wearing a hoodie.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Haven't heard from you in a few weeks.

 

[GenIke]

Or two days.

 

[wobrien]

Where does mark "ragarm" "buttfumble" fvcking Sanchez get the stones to call out Darren sproles for not running the right route? This team fvcking sucks. Demarco Murray goes from the leagues leading rusher to sliding in the middle of the field to avoid a hit?! Are you kidding me? The Eagles lose to the dam dolphins and Bucs at home?! Chip Kelly is a total fraud and can't leave town fast enough. I hope he leaves for USC and takes his five offensive plays with him. And that chickensiht owner doesn't have the balls to fire him. How do you give a guy right out college the GM job after one season of NFL experience??

This team blows and next they get to ruin thanksgiving. Thanks a lot.

And I owe finsfan beer because the 6.5 point favorite Eagles couldn't beat the pathetic Dolphins, coached by a roided up tightends coach. AT HOME!

 

[bluemoose]

I love the moment of realization. When what we have been saying all season finally sinks in week 11, and you realize that your team sucks and the Patriots are going to win another Championship.
Remember when the Jets were 4-1?

 

[the_bird]

Was that two Ryan Fitzpatrick interceptions that we saw in the last three minutes of the JETS game?

Pretty sure my prediction was that NY would love Fitzy for... oh, about the first nine or ten weeks or so.

Of course, the fact that the NY media is already talking about kicking Fitz to the curb for... Geno Friggin' Smith...

 

[Darwin18]

**** this team...I hate them so much....

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think you're being a little hard on them Darwin. Just think of the great draft pick they're lining themselves up for!

 

[wobrien]

And here I am being forced to root for Darwin's sloppy seconds

 

[finsfan]

And I owe finsfan beer because the 6.5 point favorite Eagles couldn't beat the pathetic Dolphins, coached by a roided up tightends coach. AT HOME!

This is the only thing the Dolphins will win this year, beer.

At least I can drink till I forget.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Where does mark "ragarm" "buttfumble" fvcking Sanchez get the stones to call out Darren sproles for not running the right route? This team fvcking sucks. Demarco Murray goes from the leagues leading rusher to sliding in the middle of the field to avoid a hit?! Are you kidding me? The Eagles lose to the dam dolphins and Bucs at home?! Chip Kelly is a total fraud and can't leave town fast enough. I hope he leaves for USC and takes his five offensive plays with him. And that chickensiht owner doesn't have the balls to fire him. How do you give a guy right out college the GM job after one season of NFL experience??

This team blows and next they get to ruin thanksgiving. Thanks a lot.

And I owe finsfan beer because the 6.5 point favorite Eagles couldn't beat the pathetic Dolphins, coached by a roided up tightends coach. AT HOME!

Classic Philly fan. Doesn't know **** about the game and tells everybody by yelling at them. Lol.

 

[wobrien]

Please, by all means, enlighten me.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You know the dude in the mirror? Not a 1/4 as smart as Chip Kelly. You can lead the horse to water... Maybe let him have a full year with his own guys? Maybe realize he's won10 games his first two years in the league. Maybe just don't be so epic Philadelphia fan retarded.

 

[wobrien]

So how long do you give a guy who's never won at any level and has gotten progressively worse each year? It's his third season and all the signs are pointing him losing the locker room.

When did I say I was smarter than chip? You're attacking me instead of the message because it's obvious that it isn't working.

Leading the horse to water...Kelly blames the players after every loss, it's amazing. It's always about execution. He can't keep blaming the lack of talent when he's the freaking GM. This team is almost all his players.

 

[wobrien]

Not to mention that it's not exactly a bunch of juggernauts he's losing to.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Chip Kelly probably underestimated how hard it is to keep a locker room full of entitled Prima Donnas with 7th grade level education and millions of dollars.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape, what's on the menu tonight at the Stadium parking lot? Hoppy goes all highbrow for Sea Hawks games and had this day glow orange cheesey stuff for his nachos. Sometimes he gets really crazy and puts some on a hot dog.

Pacific NW Haut Cuisine with an espresso.

 

[day_trippr]

Ugh....All that loser talk from The Usual Suspects is too maudlin for this thread.
Fortunately, relief is only a few hours away!

Cheers! (Game time can't come soon enough :rockin::rockin::rockin

 

[GenIke]

I thought they're moving the Patriots to London?

 

[wobrien]

Ugh....All that loser talk from The Usual Suspects is too maudlin for this thread.

Fortunately, relief is only a few hours away!

Cheers! (Game time can't come soon enough :rockin::rockin::rockin

I hope they lose and it ruins your night

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hey Cape, what's on the menu tonight at the Stadium parking lot? Hoppy goes all highbrow for Sea Hawks games and had this day glow orange cheesey stuff for his nachos. Sometimes he gets really crazy and puts some on a hot dog.

Pacific NW Haut Cuisine with an espresso.

No one knows what you're talking about. Do you?

 

[paulthenurse]

Pretty touchy there, Sport.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I think ptn is having a stroke, you guys

 

[motobrewer]

For Christ f--king sake daytrippr stop using the word "maudlin".

I bet the only friends you have are "online friends". Like cape.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Cape isn't real. He's a virus created by TxBrew that went out of control.

 

[paulthenurse]

I actually know the real Cape and count him among my real friends and even I can't disagree with that. Weird.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I met Cape. He said you were a d*ck.

 

[paulthenurse]

I am. What's your point?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

^^^ relevant fact.

 

[user 574]

Shouldn't you guys be busy biting your fingernails instead of typing?