Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Boring.

What the hell is tonight's suckfest? I don't even know who's playing.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Panthers fan accusing others of getting on bandwagon..

Irony is at Level Epic

wat? there's a Panthers bandwagon?

 

[day_trippr]

What the hell is tonight's suckfest? I don't even know who's playing.

I had to look it up just now.

You don't wanna know...

 

[Snatchomcfly]

Tonight's game is going to be EPIC.....said no one ever.

 

[motobrewer]

wat? there's a Panthers bandwagon?

Seattle isn't the only one. Hard to imagine for you, your bandwagon is so giant it dwarfs them all.

Altho I bet it's getting lonely with all the jumpers.

Exhibit A: cat. And that guy with the Wilson volleyball from castaway as is avatar. So, two exhibits.

 

[motobrewer]

Tonight's game is going to be EPIC.....said no one ever.

"Said no one ever"...?

Is it tough being stuck in 2012?

 

[GenIke]

Toughest part of 2012 for many of us was the world ending with that Mayan calendar thing. Spooky stuff.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus.... Sooooo many shtty teams this year. Does anyone honestly think the Pats aren't rolling to a fifth ring for the GOAT this year??

 

[GenIke]

Doubt it. But dont you think the Jags uniforms are the exact same color as hangover pee?

 

[day_trippr]

Fifth Ring is assumed - and I know that's totally the Prime Directive at Casa Belichick, undefeated season be damned. But it would please me immensely if they could also stuff a bottle of champagne up the ass of every living member of the 1972 Miami Dolphins in the bargain.

Especially that ****** Shula.

I don't know if the Patriots have enough survivors to pull that part off. If they can get past this weekend maybe they get enough warm bodies back from the ER...

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

What was the point of playing football in rather hideous pajamas again?
I must've missed the memo.

The teams playing tonight are the NFL equivalent of "chum".
Fortunately, football fans will be rewarded when - once again - the New England Patriots grace Prime Time on Monday :rockin:

Cheers!

 

[WI_Wino]

Thank god we aren't wasting network TV time on them this week.

 

[day_trippr]

They don't put arena football on network tv...

 

[slym2none]

What was the point of playing football in rather hideous pajamas again?
I must've missed the memo.

The teams playing tonight are the NFL equivalent of "chum".
Fortunately, football fans will be rewarded when - once again - the New England Patriots grace Prime Time on Monday :rockin:

Cheers!

Yay! We get to see how they cheat to win again...

 

[bluemoose]

Another one note Charlie, slym?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yay! We get to see how they cheat to win again...

Go with "Cheatriots".... or... "Belicheat". Everyone will be impressed with your wit.

 

[Darwin18]

Let's call a spade a spade. It's jealousy. The Pats are going far in the playoffs but that undefeated season is over without Edelman.

 

[wobrien]

Let's call a spade a spade.

Racist

 

[Darwin18]

#allsuitsmatter

 

[Cape Brewing]

Let's call a spade a spade. It's jealousy. The Pats are going far in the playoffs but that undefeated season is over without Edelman.

... who should be back for the playoffs no problem.

You should try watching football some day. It's fun.

 

[stratslinger]

Darwin, who've they got left to beat in the regular season that's not beatable without Edleman? Especially now that they've signed another TE - the 4 TE set is coming back and gonna run roughshod over the second half of the season...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Let's call a spade a spade. It's jealousy. The Pats are going far in the playoffs but that undefeated season is over without Edelman.

Perfect illustration of why it is so awesome being a Pats fan. The above is what we get for trash talk. You're actually trying to talk trash by saying the Pats won't go undefeated... or... have the greatest season in the history of the game.

Talk about setting the bar kinda high.

 

[Darwin18]

Darwin, who've they got left to beat in the regular season that's not beatable without Edleman? Especially now that they've signed another TE - the 4 TE set is coming back and gonna run roughshod over the second half of the season...

There's only a few competitive games left on your schedule.

- 11/23 - Buffalo. I doubt Rexy can pull it off but that's a competitive game.

-11/29 - @ Denver. Yeah, I know Peyton is done, but that defense is still very good. And you're playing at Denver which has difficult conditions. This isn't a gimmie game.

-12/27 - @ NYJ. The Jets had a 4th quarter lead last time they played the Pats in Foxboro. This isn't a pushover game, and it's our Superbowl. Playing in the Meadowlands in late December is not easy.

 

[j1laskey]

There's only a few competitive games left on your schedule.

- 11/23 - Buffalo. I doubt Rexy can pull it off but that's a competitive game.

-11/29 - @ Denver. Yeah, I know Peyton is done, but that defense is still very good. And you're playing at Denver which has difficult conditions. This isn't a gimmie game.

-12/27 - @ NYJ. The Jets had a 4th quarter lead last time they played the Pats in Foxboro. This isn't a pushover game, and it's our Superbowl. Playing in the Meadowlands in late December is not easy.

HAHAHHAHA....remember that one time when the Pats were dow in the 4th quarter...yeah that was scary....hahahhahaha

 

[Darwin18]

Yeah, because I didn't receive PMs from notoriously obnoxious Pats fans before the game about how they didn't like the matchup and then during the game how they were impressed with how the Jets played. Come on now.

 

[motobrewer]

Yeah, because I didn't receive PMs from notoriously obnoxious Pats fans before the game about how they didn't like the matchup and then during the game how they were impressed with how the Jets played. Come on now.

ohhhh man!!!!! PMGATE!!!!!!

 

[Darwin18]

I can't wait for my account to get hacked and all my PMs erased. I'm telling you, just watch.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Playing in the Meadowlands in late December is not easy.

Suck is an all season affair in the Meadowlands. Not just December.

 

[Cape Brewing]

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Its funny cuz its troo

 

[day_trippr]

So the Phins get totally Romo'd, while the J-E-T-S are "extremely upset" after yakking up a loss - to the Texans?

AAAaaand the New England Patriots gain ground without even playing...

Cheers! (Fantastic! )