Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

Ha! Nate Solder is a pvssy

 

[day_trippr]

Your face is a pvssy.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You mean undefeated and Super Bowl champion Nate Solder?

 

[HoppyDaze]

No, I mean pvssy can't play with a sore arm Nate Solder.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh... I thought you meant too huge of a pvssy to play on a 2-3 team like Marshawn Lynch....

Sorry. I was confused

 

[HoppyDaze]

oh burn! NOT!!

 

[bluemoose]

does @bluemoose work? *******...

#independentlywealthy
#betteratlifethanyou

 

[Cape Brewing]

#BOOOOoM

 

[Cape Brewing]

oh burn! NOT!!

Whatever. Nate Solder tore a bicep. Marshawn Lynch chapped a nipple

 

[day_trippr]

Man, reading the Indystar articles leading up to the premier game this weekend is like reading an obituary while the patient is still in the OR.

Good thing there aren't any Colts fans here. They'd have a lot of 'splaining to do...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

So Colts fans would need to explain Indstar's article content? I don't get how you massholes think.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't get how you massholes think.

... which makes sense. We're from the most highly educated state in the country and you're half a shade off retahded.

... I can easily how you would be confused.

PM me your address. I'll send you something shiny to play with.

 

[HoppyDaze]

most educated = lazy

 

[day_trippr]

Wow.

You're underestimating, him. Cape.
That's hella more than "half a shade"...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

so you're one of those idiots who thinks education = smart?

 

[Cape Brewing]

No... He thinks educated = stupid

Like I said.... half a shade off retahded

 

[motobrewer]

... which makes sense. We're from the most highly educated state in the country and you're half a shade off retahded.

... I can easily how you would be confused.

PM me your address. I'll send you something shiny to play with.

boston! highly educated!!

you crack me up

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Not for nothin' but mechanical engineer does fall into the retahded spectrum.

 

[stratslinger]

boston! highly educated!!

you crack me up

Um. Since when's Boston a state?

Who's uneducated in this exchange again?

Edit: But while we're at it:
- Harvard
- MIT
- Boston College
- Holy Cross
- Northeastern
- Need I go on?

 

[HoppyDaze]

that's super neat you guys. I one time heard someone claim that Louisiana has the smartest people in the country because it has the most rocket scientists. Well, it turns out that NASA HQ is in Louisiana. There's no correlation; it's simply a coincidence. Oh what am I doing? No way you people would understand the point...enjoy yer team ya loser cheaters.

 

[Cape Brewing]

What are you doing? Rooting for felons apparently.

 

[paulthenurse]

All those rocket scientists in Louisiana got their education in Massachusetts.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Um. Since when's Boston a state?

Who's uneducated in this exchange again?

Edit: But while we're at it:
- Harvard
- MIT
- Boston College
- Holy Cross
- Northeastern
- Need I go on?

Someone graduating from one of those schools would be wicked smaht.

 

[motobrewer]

Um. Since when's Boston a state?

Who's uneducated in this exchange again?

Edit: But while we're at it:
- Harvard
- MIT
- Boston College
- Holy Cross
- Northeastern
- Need I go on?

Cambridge isn't Boston, *******.

Cambridge + Boston might net out to zero. might.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I bet you guys are jerking off to Good Will Hunting right now...

 

[1977Brewer]

I bet you guys are jerking off to Good Will Hunting right now...

You mean you aren't?

 

[Cape Brewing]

The thing with the Seahawks.... just a low-class organization.

As soon as a classy organization like the Patriots found out they could possibly have a freakin FELON on the team.... they freakin cut him. They didn't even blink. The Pats had to eat a huge salary cap hit (and won the Super Bowl while doing it I might add) but did they care? No.

The Seahawks??? Wellllllll... Let's just suspend our FELON for a little while. Letttttttt's not rush to any judgements just yet over there in Seattle. Mehhhhhhh. So the guys a felon, they need a blocker right???

Atta boy Hoppy... way to root for the lowest of the low.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Maybe the Seahawks should change their name to the Seattle Jailbirds.

See what I did there? Kept with the whole "bird theme". That shti is smaht!

Or since they are obviously just a scumbag organization they should change it to the Seattle Baby Seal Clubbers.... or... Seattle Buddies Who Hit on Your Wife.

 

[HoppyDaze]

that person shouldn't have been standing there.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't know how you live with yourself