Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Darwin18]

If the season ended today, the Seahawks wouldn't even make the playoffs. I guess they're still a "good" team though. The offensive line is probably the worst in the NFL and no matter how good Russell Wilson is, and he's good, he can't be asked to scramble out of the pocket every single play and make something happen. The coaching staff is beyond stupid with Jimmy Graham - "Herr derr! Let's keep taking the best pass catching TE and put him on the line and use him to do what he's worst at - blocking!"

 

[Cape Brewing]

Never mind "if the season ended today"... when the season ends for reals they ain't makin' the playoffs.

Where's that video of Jim Mora when you need it?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Dion Lewis will break the single game all-purpose yards record on Sunday... by a lot

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

The team is not that bad in all reality, just had too many bad moments and meltdowns. They dominated most of the game yesterday but got buried two drives in a row...Hawks will win it all this year; there's really no doubt.

Remember that one time? The Seahawks had that one bad moment and meltdown at the end of the SuperBowl? That was awesome!

 

[Darwin18]

Redskins vs Jets this Sunday - The Redskins injury report includes Matt Jones, Pierre Garcon, DeAngelo Hall, DeSean Jackson, and Jordan Reed. Basically anyone "good" on that team is going to be sitting out. Cake walk.

 

[beerplumber]

Karma is paying a visit to Lucas Oil Stadium this Sunday. The Colts should just forfeit now.

 

[finsfan]

Dion Lewis will break the single game all-purpose yards record on Sunday... by a lot

Please happen.

 

[the_bird]

Redskins vs Jets this Sunday - The Redskins injury report includes Matt Jones, Pierre Garcon, DeAngelo Hall, DeSean Jackson, and Jordan Reed. Basically anyone "good" on that team is going to be sitting out. Cake walk.

Weren't you talking about how easy the Philly game was going to be?

 

[HoppyDaze]

If the season ended today, the Seahawks wouldn't even make the playoffs. I guess they're still a "good" team though. The offensive line is probably the worst in the NFL and no matter how good Russell Wilson is, and he's good, he can't be asked to scramble out of the pocket every single play and make something happen. The coaching staff is beyond stupid with Jimmy Graham - "Herr derr! Let's keep taking the best pass catching TE and put him on the line and use him to do what he's worst at - blocking!"

You are all kinds of fail...seriously. You are stupid, very, very stupid.

Why are all of you so obsessed with the Seahawks?

 

[wobrien]

Next three games for the Jets:

- Home vs Eagles: Easy win. My flag football team could shut the Eagles down right now.
- Home vs Dolphins: Easy win. Tannehill sucks, the Dolphins organization sucks, and Suh signing was a colossal **** up.
- Away vs Redskins: Seriously? Three ****ty QBs in a row? Easy win.

Darwin's flag football team is apparently better than the Jets.

 

[Darwin18]

We are undefeated.

 

[motobrewer]

Pete Carroll Confused. Why We Lose Game? Pete Carroll Sad.

 

[motobrewer]

seriously, cat needs to get his a$$ back here. he's got so much memeing to catch up on

 

[bluemoose]

Can we get punity back? And maybe dataz, ollllllo and wild west?

 

[lschiavo]

Can we get punity back? And maybe dataz, ollllllo and wild west?

I'll pick up the slack. (don't expect me to spew posts like you jackoffs)

Packers will kick all asses...

 

[wobrien]

Rogers has a reputation to pound asses

 

[lschiavo]

^unproven an completely ir·rel·e·vant.

 

[lschiavo]

does @bluemoose work? *******...

 

[1977Brewer]

Dammit wobrien I thought you were one of the good guys.

 

[wobrien]

There are no good guys in this thread

 

[day_trippr]

We are undefeated.

In what Reality is that true?

 

[lschiavo]

In what Reality is that true?

Wasn't that *** football? Oops typo....

 

[lschiavo]

Last post of the night...I WIN. Next post will be by a TOTAL LOOSER and his team will NEVER win the superbowl you big stupid dummy.

 

[1977Brewer]

Last post of the night. Next post will be by a total looser and his team will never win the superbowl you big stupid dummy.

I'm in.

 

[day_trippr]

lol!

Cheers! (wait...what just happened? )

 

[lschiavo]

I'm in.

You totally ruined it.

 

[1977Brewer]

You totally ruined it.

I'm a Pats fan now. I forgot to mention that.


BwaaaashahagahHhfshffbf. I bet they put it on their resumes.

 

[day_trippr]

<shrug> "Life-long Patriots Fan" does suggest tenacity and resolve, excellent character traits...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

does @bluemoose work? *******...

This isn't Twitter

Tool

 

[wobrien]

This isn't Twitter

Tool

Both of your statements are technically correct