Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Do Browns fans come in here? No. Do Raider fans come in here? No. Do Jacksonville fans come in here?? Well.... ok.. there was that time last year when that guy said "Blake Bortles". Haha. That was awesome. But other than that? No.

But Hoppy and Darwin are in here ALL the time.

Well played gentlemen. Welllll played.

(Continuing slow clap)

 

[the_bird]

I have to say, I miss Dataz. I mean, ****; the Ravens are 1-4. They just let JOSH ****ING MCCOWN throw for 450 yards!

It should be noted, the Ravens have absolutely SUCKED since they bitched about Belichick's completely legal play design in last year's playoffs. The Colts are hardly much better since making up that "Deflategate" nonsense. And the Texans have been an absolute joke since showing up in New England wearing those lettermen jackets a couple seasons ago. After Greg Hardy's nonsense, I bet the Cowboys don't win two more games this season.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I know. The F U tour continues onto Indy. I hope the Pats really put it together for them. Too bad it doesn't visit Baltimore. There's no way in hell they'll meet them in the playoffs. They are off to a franchise worse record this year. Congratulation Harbaugh!

 

[1977Brewer]

I have to say, I miss Dataz. I mean, ****; the Ravens are 1-4. They just let JOSH ****ING MCCOWN throw for 450 yards!

It should be noted, the Ravens have absolutely SUCKED since they bitched about Belichick's completely legal play design in last year's playoffs. The Colts are hardly much better since making up that "Deflategate" nonsense. And the Texans have been an absolute joke since showing up in New England wearing those lettermen jackets a couple seasons ago. After Greg Hardy's nonsense, I bet the Cowboys don't win two more games this season.

Greg Hardy can eat all the dciks. While contributing to six sacks and untold pressure, but he can still eat em. The Boys will win more than two, but probably not much more. Damn bones and their breakability.

 

[bluemoose]

Do Browns fans come in here? No. Do Raider fans come in here? No. Do Jacksonville fans come in here?? Well.... ok.. there was that time last year when that guy said "Blake Bortles". Haha. That was awesome. But other than that? No.

But Hoppy and Darwin are in here ALL the time.

Well played gentlemen. Welllll played.

(Continuing slow clap)

I have to agree. All I keep hearing is the thump, thump, thump of people falling off the Seattle Bandwagon. ( probably Oregon too), but Hoppy continues to come in here and snipe at the good teams that still have a chance. Remember last year, we have mememan and the other guy? They fell off the bandwagon, and hoppy, being the dedicated fan, backed the bandwagon over them.

Sure, Hoppy could have lots of 'countin to do, but he mans up and takes his lumps here.
Here's to you mr last man on the bandwagon rolling downhill on fire toward a sewage treatment plant.
If I ever meet Hoppy, I'm going to buy him a bud light!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Greg Hardy can eat all the dciks. While contributing to six sacks and untold pressure, but he can still eat em. The Boys will win more than two, but probably not much more. Damn bones and their breakability.

Nano bubbles can prevent that.

 

[1977Brewer]

Nano bubbles can prevent that.

If anyone is going to send his players out in nano bubbles first, it's Jerry Jones.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I thought he was more into glory holes?

 

[1977Brewer]

I thought he was more into glory holes?

Local sports radio still plays that sound bite every chance they get. The man is a wealth of lols.

 

[Darwin18]

But Hoppy and Darwin are in here ALL the time.

Well played gentlemen. Welllll played.

(Continuing slow clap)

I have been summoned.....

Something, something, illegal pick plays, something something, New England Patriots suck.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I'll never forget the glory hole days.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Look on the bright side man... The Seahawks will have a really good draft pick and that guy they have... you know, the most savy GM in the history of organized sport... He can do magic again!

Yayyyyyy

 

[user 574]

I'd still be here if the Packers sucked. I'm old and saw the dumpster years and stuck with it. But that hasn't been a problem in 20+ years so can't say for sure.

 

[HoppyDaze]

The team is not that bad in all reality, just had too many bad moments and meltdowns. They dominated most of the game yesterday but got buried two drives in a row...Hawks will win it all this year; there's really no doubt.

 

[wobrien]

The team is not that bad in all reality, just had too many bad moments and meltdowns. They dominated most of the game yesterday but got buried two drives in a row...Hawks will win it all this year; there's really no doubt.

Good luck getting through philly

 

[Cape Brewing]

just had too many bad moments and meltdowns.

Uhhh.... that's actually what makes a team bad

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's like saying, "yeah, the Raiders are actually awesome, they just don't score as much as other teams"


Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Cape Brewing]

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Hmmmmmmmmmm. Let..... me...... see.....


Mayyyyyybe it's that the D isn't what it used to be even just a year ago given the impossibility of maintaining it with the salary cap.... Lynch doesn't look right and is now out... and they have the most overrated athlete in the history of sport at QB that can't carry that team unless it has the best D and best RB in the league on it.

 

[day_trippr]

^That^ checks out.

Don't tell Hoppy though. It's more fun that way...

Cheers!

 

[user 574]

Damn, you guys are teetering on bullying. But that's expected being a masshole.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Shouldn't your teeth be in a jar and you be sound asleep this late at night??

Dinner at 4:00 and bed by 7:30?

 

[user 574]

Not yet, I'm still bangin your mom and 20 yr old sister

 

[Cape Brewing]

There isn't enough Viagra in this country that could make that happen

 

[wobrien]

You mean rufies?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Cosby jokes? Real classy.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Lazy analysis Cape. Just wait till the O line starts to jell. Then you'll be even more jelly.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Just wait until the Seahawks are good again and then they'll be good again!"

Blah blah blah blah...

 

[day_trippr]

Seeing Rivers lose in the last second was the only redeeming quality of this game...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

"Just wait until the Seahawks are good again and then they'll be good again!"

Blah blah blah blah...

Seahawks are still good assface. They're just giving pretend football fans fodder to jerk off too. Got em right were they want em.

 

[bluemoose]

Seahawks are still good assface. They're just giving pretend football fans fodder to jerk off too. Got em right were they want em.

Remember last year when Hoppy referred to. The Hawks as "we"?