Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[wobrien]

Every time there is a "sure thing" in the NFL.... The end result is a huge surprise to everyone

I've been thinking that almost every week this season. But...there's no way the Eagles don't beat the Giants this week.

 

[paulthenurse]

Any given Sunday... The IRS could find that they owe you $800,000.00. The sun could start blinking Feliz Navidad in Morse Code. The Queen of England could have a sex change operation. And the Colts COULD make a game of this.

Ya. That's what I though too.

 

[bob1852]

Every time there is a "sure thing" in the NFL.... The end result is a huge surprise to everyone

The Wheel!!!

 

[Ridire]

Any given Sunday... The IRS could find that they owe you $800,000.00...

I think the IRS is closed on Sundays...

 

[wobrien]

"I don't like Matt Stafford that much. He's from Dallas, and Dallas, (that's where) they killed the president. It's where JFK, one of the great presidents, died. So I just have a little hatred towards him." - Seahawks DE Michael Bennett, on Lions QB Matthew Stafford

Obviously he's not one of those smaht guys from Boston...

 

[paulthenurse]

JFK was from Boston. And wicked smaht. How else could a son of a bootlegger parlay one of the single worst acts of seamanship in the annals of the U.S. Navy into the presidency? Wicked smaht.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hehehehe... you said "anals"

 

[bluemoose]

JFK was from Boston. And wicked smaht. How else could a son of a bootlegger parlay one of the single worst acts of seamanship in the annals of the U.S. Navy into the presidency? Wicked smaht.

Didn't his brother also have one of the single worst acts of seamanship in a delta88 that kept him from becoming president?

 

[paulthenurse]

And kept him from getting his NASCAR card.

 

[Ridire]

Didn't his brother also have one of the single worst acts of seamanship in a delta88 that kept him from becoming president?

Tough crowd. I can't talk football ****...I'm a Lions fan...everyone point and laugh.

 

[1977Brewer]

Tough crowd. I can't talk football ****...I'm a Lions fan...everyone point and laugh.

Cowboys fans can't. I do enjoy this thread though.

 

[Cape Brewing]

everyone point and laugh.

.... Lions fans aren't worth that level of effort

 

[wobrien]

Don't forget Ted sailing off a bridge in his car, preventing him from becoming president...

 

[motobrewer]

my gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's car.

 

[wobrien]

Aaron Hernandez can't say that.

 

[wobrien]

Boom, roasted

 

[HoppyDaze]

Didn't his brother also have one of the single worst acts of seamanship in a delta88 that kept him from becoming president?

What kind of a sissy dies in a kitchen? That's a woman's place to die.

 

[day_trippr]

Colts (away)
Dolphins (home)
Redskins (home)
Giants (away)
Bills (home)
Broncos (away)
Eagles (home)
Texans (away)
Titans (home)
Jets (away)
Dolphins (away)

Seriously, unless Brady goes off-line, what team has a prayer of taking a game from the 2015 New England Football Patriots??

16-0, here they come

Cheers! (book it!)

 

[the_bird]

.... article about Belichick's one season (way back in 1975) coaching for the Colts...

The Colts finished 10-4 and lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers in the playoffs during Belichick’s lone season on staff. Irsay invited members of the 1975 team to the Colts' facility in Indianapolis about three years ago to give them division championship rings for winning the AFC East that year and to reminisce about the season. Belichick couldn’t make it, but Irsay made sure to send a ring to the coach.

What other franchise would make up rings for a DIVISION title nearly four decades prior? I mean, as much as the Packers cream themselves for beating up on the Portsmouth Spartans and Providence Steam Roller in 1931, even THEY wouldn't do that!

 

[the_bird]

"Sorry, Jim, unless this is a cock ring I really don't have any more room."

 

[Cape Brewing]

Colts (away)

Dolphins (home)

Redskins (home)

Giants (away)

Bills (home)

Broncos (away)

Eagles (home)

Texans (away)

Titans (home)

Jets (away)

Dolphins (away)



Seriously, unless Brady goes off-line, what team has a prayer of taking a game from the 2015 New England Football Patriots??



16-0, here they come



Cheers! (book it!)

Even I can't get there yet...

They make it through Denver it'll be all over.

That's a long road though.

 

[the_bird]

I'll never be relaxed when facing the Giants. Better in the regular season, though.

 

[bluemoose]

Don't forget Ted sailing off a bridge in his car, preventing him from becoming president...

I thought that was pretty clear from my post. I guess I gotta dumb stuff down here for those of you that didn't go to school in New England.

 

[wobrien]

I thought that was pretty clear from my post. I guess I gotta dumb stuff down here for those of you that didn't go to school in New England.

Your father committed the single worst act of semenship

 

[paulthenurse]

Your father committed the single worst act of semenship

Ladies and Gentlemen, I think we have a winner. Why don't we just close this thread now and leave it at that?

 

[HoppyDaze]

This game is way too obvious... the whole planet thinks the Pats are going to win by 85 points. It'll probably end up being a freakin 13-10 game or something

This. Pats probably lose.

 

[j1laskey]

Your father committed the single worst act of semenship

I don't comment much. But this ^^^^ was pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty funny!

 

[bluemoose]

Do the Browns hate to win?

 

[day_trippr]

These undercard games are taking forever...

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[Cape Brewing]

Do the Browns hate to win?

I texted those exact words to a in-law, who is a Browns fan, not too long ago.