Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

you're a whore

 

[Snatchomcfly]

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...eahawks-rips-quarterbacks-deals-reaction-hits

Love the Hawks but he is complementing a Patriot.

 

[Roadliner]

.

 

[AkBrew907]

 

[h22lude]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Trying to get through watching at least some of the Packer-Steeler pre-season game replay..

Ugggggggg

It's like a 'who can suck more' contest.

 

[user 574]

Trying to get through watching at least some of the Packer-Steeler pre-season game replay..

Ugggggggg

It's like a 'who can suck more' contest.

So you're analyzing preseason football? pffft.. I have lost all respect for you (as if there was any initially)

 

[HoppyDaze]

Trying to get through watching at least some of the Packer-Steeler pre-season game replay..

Ugggggggg

It's like a 'who can suck more' contest.

Preseason is effing brutal

 

[GenIke]

What's the point again? every non NFL football team in history can set a depth chart without four pretend games, right?

 

[day_trippr]

It's all about the revenue.
And many/(most?) teams make the season ticket holders buy pre-season games...

Cheers!

 

[fosaisu]

In the last round of negotiations, didn't the owners try to extend the season to 18 games and drop two preseason games, but the union wouldn't agree due to injury risk (to starters, of course)? As is, it's nuts that 1/5 of the tickets a season ticket holder buys are for the preseason.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

What happens to the season ticket holders when there are games in London? Are they forced to buy?

 

[the_bird]

I don't get the bitching about preseason, honestly. From the fans' perspective, yes, but not from the players'. Yes, it's four more games where someone can get hurt - but the star players never play in the fourth game, usually only play a handful of snaps in the first game, and probably play a total of 6-7 quarters in total. If they cut back to two preseason games, how many quarters do you think Aaron Rodgers is likely going to play? Maybe... six or seven quarters to get ready for the season?

The preseason's for the guys who are trying to MAKE the roster, give them an opportunity to make some plays and have some tape on them for other teams to review. When your team does such a good job at finding talent from all over the place - undrafted free agents who make game-winning plays in the Super Bowl, for example - it's nice that there are these kinds of opportunities for the non-stars to distinguish themselves.

 

[GenIke]

I don't get the bitching about preseason, honestly. From the fans' perspective, yes, but not from the players'. Yes, it's four more games where someone can get hurt - but the star players never play in the fourth game, usually only play a handful of snaps in the first game, and probably play a total of 6-7 quarters in total. If they cut back to two preseason games, how many quarters do you think Aaron Rodgers is likely going to play? Maybe... six or seven quarters to get ready for the season?

The preseason's for the guys who are trying to MAKE the roster, give them an opportunity to make some plays and have some tape on them for other teams to review. When your team does such a good job at finding talent from all over the place - undrafted free agents who make game-winning plays in the Super Bowl, for example - it's nice that there are these kinds of opportunities for the non-stars to distinguish themselves.

How come college, high school, Canadian, arena, lingerie, pop warner and flag football teams can all seem to set a roster without some fancy scrimmages?

 

[day_trippr]

"Well, actually"

http://www.cfl.ca/schedule/year/2015/time_zone/0

Don't know about all those other leagues, but if the fans can watch games for free, there's no monetary incentive to add pre-season "scrimmages"...

Cheers!

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Preseason, do they have that in any other sport?

 

[Roadliner]

Football also has the shortest season though.. including preseason and postseason games.

If football had a ridiculous 82 or 162 game season.. there would be more time to inject lower tier and upcoming players to gauge their abilities against other opponents.

 

[user 574]

Preseason, do they have that in any other sport?

Yep. MLB Spring training. As if the regular season isn't painful enough to watch already

 

[wobrien]

Preseason, do they have that in any other sport?

Yes, every other sport.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

guess I spoke too soon shoulda known betta

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm praying to God that BB starts scouting the lingerie league! Imagine the look on Richie's face when the linebacker who steals the next Super Bowl from them is wearing a thong and is packing a pair of 36 DD's under her shoulder pads. I'm giddy with anticipation.

 

[paulthenurse]

Montana... Young.
Brady... Garappalo?

Call me silly.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

too many giddy people

 

[HoppyDaze]

View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1440687064.540504.jpg

 

[the_bird]

^^ Somebody's a ****ing idiot.

EDIT: Two people. Whoever bought all of those jerseys, and Hoppy.

 

[paulthenurse]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...rterbacks-since-daniel-snyder-took-ownership/

That someone would be named Snyder.

 

[GenIke]

if only one of those skins QBs thought to deflate the footballs a little bit they'd probably have turned a decent career.

 

[day_trippr]

Clearly, some people just can't stop talking about DeflateGate.
Soooo....here's something new-ish to talk about...

Cheers! (“Do you want us to put the commissioner in jail?” Yes, please!! )

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

^^ Somebody's a ****ing idiot.

EDIT: Two people. Whoever bought all of those jerseys, and Hoppy.

or has no life with girls

 

[the_bird]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...rterbacks-since-daniel-snyder-took-ownership/

That someone would be named Snyder.

It's not Dan Snyder. There's no semen stains on the RGIII jerseys.