Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus.... That's right!! The Pack was up a ton too!!

Christ... I have GOT to pay more attention to the minor league conference. I usually just casually observe to see who the Pats are going to beat in the Super Bowl but there is some real great stuff to enjoy.

Jeeeeeesus. That was just an all-out collapse across the board.

LOL!!!

I gotta watch some more.

 

[the_bird]

It's like Xmas morning in August

You know what else is like Christmas? Winning Super Bowls.

Actually, it's more than that. It's like Christmas, and your birthday combined. And you're sixteen and you just bought your first car. And it's something awesome. And the trunk's full of beer. And the hottest chick in your homeroom just gave you your first *******.

It's like all of that, and more. That's what winning a Super Bowl feels like.

I kind of feel bad you fellas that root for ****ty teams.

 

[user 574]

yawn

I'm old, I need a nap. But I can still slay the ********

 

[Cape Brewing]

yawn

I'm old, I need a nap. But I can still slay the ********

I'm skeptical

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[HoppyDaze]

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[HoppyDaze]

The Patriots starting Tom Brady in a preseason game was dumber than Deflategate

 

[bluemoose]

The Patriots starting Tom Brady in a preseason game was dumber than Deflategate

You wanna talk about whiney b!tches? Damn!

 

[Darwin18]

Excellent article Hoppy.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Man... You guys are OBSESSED with the Pats

 

[JonGrafto]

The Patriots starting Tom Brady in a preseason game was dumber than Deflategate

And what a playmaker. Stats were out of this world. 1 for 4 with 10 yards passing.

Pffft...

 

[motobrewer]

another dominating win by the Green Bay Packers.

 

[JonGrafto]

Another solid showing by the best QB in the game with Rodgers. 11-19 with 117 yards passing.

 

[HoppyDaze]

watch Aaron Rodger watching golf
here

 

[the_bird]

watch Aaron Rodger watching golf
here

You sure that footage isn't from last February?

 

[HoppyDaze]

your trash talk game has officially reached zero.

 

[fosaisu]

This is the argument that cracks me up the most. "Brady would certainly know how the ball feels and would know that the balls were underinflated." Over the weekend I was going for a bike ride and my tires were too low so I pumped them back up. I usually have them at 80PSI. Just for laughs, I tried inflating them to 78 and then 79PSI, feeling them and then at 80PSI. I couldn't tell a single difference. I even tried it at lower PSIs, like around 20PSI and 40PSI.

I didn't know Lance Armstrong was a HBT member, welcome Lance!

If I'm wrong and you're not a professional bike racer though, what they hell are you blathering about here? Your feel for bike tires has zero correlation to Brady's feel for footballs.

 

[HoppyDaze]

bikers are the worst...get off my road you creepy spandex wearing weirdo

 

[Cape Brewing]

bikers are the worst...get off my road you creepy spandex wearing weirdo

This. + 100

Note to fat guys: the fkcuing spandex shirt is hiding ZERO fat rolls.... and I don't care wtf type of shirt it is... it ain't cuttin down that much wind resistance.

I always want to swerve my truck and accidentally kill those guys.

 

[Natdavis777]

There is a road biker that is on the CT table currently from wrecking. He is decked out in the spandex. What a coincidence.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... I hear ya. The Packers do suck.

 

[bluemoose]

Yeah... I hear ya. The Packers do suck.

I disagree. They seem to look really good in August. January and February on the other hand...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Actually... If we're really being honest.... Even around that time of year, they look really good. It's just that whole forth quarter when up big and have the game in hand.

Whoooooo boy... Then they really REALLY suck.

 

[paulthenurse]

Geez Cape. I don't know. You always seem glad to see me when I swing by your house in my bike shorts when I'm out for a ride

 

[Darwin18]

Big floppy sweaty man ******* and a very, very sad bicycle.

*Shudders*

 

[day_trippr]

What are you talking about? PTN is Adonis incarnate...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Even I feel sorry for my bike saddle.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I feel bad for your wife...poor lady. You should buy her something nice.

 

[bluemoose]

Like one of those cute little outdoor pizza ovens.

 

[Natdavis777]

Let me preface that I am over the whole Deflategate crap nor do I care about Brady's involvement. I'm just ready for some Sunday football.... With that said, this made me laugh out loud today

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