Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

I hope you sprain your vagina today

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's not a relevant fact

 

[GenIke]

And the Jimmy Garoppolo era begins tonight. That's sorta factual

 

[Cape Brewing]

Not really

 

[paulthenurse]

Roger Goodell. The most un-interesting man in the world.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Roger Goodell. The most un-interesting man in the world.

Pretty good read actually...

 

[GenIke]

Thanks for posting the hatchet piece written by a no-ethics communist who happens to call Boston home.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're so obsessed with the Patriots. Its weird

 

[GenIke]

Just all fired up about the game tonight. Tom's not even gonna show up, is he?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

The majority of teams are run by people that won the sperm lottery and never did anything in their lives other than inherit money. Goodell is a good poster child for them. Look at the wads and their lawyers spear heading this defamation of a hero like Tom Brady (Indy, Balt, NY) There were complaints a couple of years ago that the Pats were running up scores. I seem to remember Balt bitchin about that. It's a travesty to give these ****s any consideration in a court of law. You thought 45-7 was a blowout? Get ready for real butt hurt.

 

[h22lude]

Just all fired up about the game tonight. Tom's not even gonna show up, is he?

You get fired up over pre-season games?

 

[Cape Brewing]

We're talkin' bout practice

 

[h22lude]

We're talkin' bout practice

Practice is more exciting than pre-season. At least the starters play in practice.

 

[motobrewer]

Haters be like, circumstantial is a word so I'll use it instead of showing actual evidence

those are big straws.

 

[day_trippr]

So far in his illustrious career, every time one of Goodell's disciplinary actions has made it to a federal court, he got bitch slapped.
And usually got rung up for outright lying in the process - just like he got caught doing in this case.

Four trips to court and Goodell is Zero and Four. A career loser.

And now he's trying to save his ass - because you can bet the owners are just about done with this clown...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I can't believe you guys are even still talking about Deflategate

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Why not? Yesterday's meeting was awesome. I don't know what courtroom Tweet was best: the one where the judge said Brady played better with the replaced balls or the judge saying he couldn't comprehend why Seattle didn't run the ball.

 

[day_trippr]

Ok, I don't care who you root for: ^that^ is effing hilarious!

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

You get fired up over pre-season games?

Not everyone just watches one team so they can brag on the internet. Some people actually like the sport of football. Not that you would understand

 

[day_trippr]

Do you really think pre-season scrimmages = "football"?
Like, when the starting line-up is all scrubs and walk-ons, and the "real" team doesn't even take the field?

That's just totally Hoppy right there...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

When you're a ****** do you know you're a ******; or do you walk around thinking you're awesome?

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Hoppy,

Tonight when Russel Wilson is working against the preseason scrubbinies and future accountants playing defense for the opposition? And he marches his team down to the goal line? Do you think he's going to pass?

I'm just curious.

 

[bluemoose]

Hey, I don't only watch one team! I also watch the games of a college I never went to.

 

[day_trippr]

hahahaha!

Cheers! ("Ouchie!" )

 

[user 574]

This thread should be put into lockdown until Sep 10th. Ok, maybe Sep 3rd.

I think I say this annually. One of you rookies look through the stats to confirm

 

[user 574]

Wondering now, how many of you were not out of HS since I've been here, when 100 posts a day got Tx all giddy

 

[bluemoose]

I remember you saying that last year. It was post # yousuck

 

[user 574]

You obviously sit when you pee.

 

[bluemoose]

Member since 05? Please b!tch.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Like, when the starting line-up is all scrubs and walk-ons...
...



Cheers!

You mean like college football?