Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bob1852]

Everyone remembers the '72 Dolphins.

Everyone's memory of the '14-'15 Patriots will be deflated balls.

 

[HoppyDaze]

And it's only because they're epic dicks. Ha!

 

[Cape Brewing]

And it's only because they're epic dicks. Ha!

Relevant fact...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Everyone's memory of the '14-'15 Patriots will be deflated balls.

... which will just go to prove what galactic pssies "everyone" is.

"They let a pound of PSI too much out footballs for half a game that was a total blowout.... and my vag is STILL full of sand about it!!"

Enjoy your memories.

 

[bluemoose]

Nobody that really matters cares about it. Just the boo how crowd and people who hate awesomeness.

 

[wobrien]

... which will just go to prove what galactic pssies "everyone" is.

"They let a pound of PSI too much out footballs for half a game that was a total blowout.... and my vag is STILL full of sand about it!!"

Enjoy your memories.

You saying the pats only cheated that one time is like Bill Clinton saying he only cheated on Hillary that one time.

Nobody that really matters cares about it. Just the boo how crowd and people who hate frauds.

Agreed.

 

[h22lude]

Championships don't count when the world knows you got them by cheating. That's the whole point of all your vein attempts at defending yourselves...and the pathetic website that said the "deflator" was a reference to his diet.

Legacies matter and yours is one of cheating. I love poetic justice. So glad so many Pats fans acted the fool when you won the Superbowl. Makes this pathetic legacy implosion that much more satisfying. Proud to be a Dolphins fan today. Pats fans universally mocked. Karma, gotta love it.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Cape Brewing]

I will go on record once again an state that "fixed that for ya" is still, by far, the gheyest and douchiest thing someone can do on HBT.

I never understood that whole thing... at all...

"I'm going to take your quote and change the words!! Hahahahaha!! Isn't that funny!?!?!"

No... It's not. You're a jerk off.

 

[wobrien]

Awfully pissy this morning. Are you having cramps too?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I just freakin' hate that... It's so weak and I have just never understood how that is funny.

 

[wobrien]

It's pretty clear there's a lot you don't understand.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's pretty clear you don't enjoy being anally fisted as much as I do.

Get it!?! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I hate "fixed that for ya" more than conicals.

There.... THAT'S how much I fckuing hate "fixed that for ya"

 

[wobrien]

Get it!?! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Not funny

I hate "fixed that for ya" more than conicals.

There.... THAT'S how much I fckuing hate "fixed that for ya"

Conicals? What do you have against conicals? Nevermind, I don't really care.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Not funny.

See?? Told ya

Conicals on a homebrew-scale are retahded. Anything less than, maybe 50 gallons, is a huge waste of money and make zero sense..., Unless the brewer just wants to toss money around and pimp out the system as much as possible. Other than that, they're stupid.

 

[motobrewer]

See?? Told ya

Conicals on a homebrew-scale are retahded. Anything less than, maybe 50 gallons, is a huge waste of money and make zero sense..., Unless the brewer just wants to toss money around and pimp out the system as much as possible. Other than that, they're stupid.

EEYYEERROOLLLLL

translate: "I'm from boston, so I have little-dick syndrome. I bought a bunch of "big" conicals for my nano so any conical smaller than mine is useless and people who buy them are stupid"

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Sigh).

I have railed against stupid conicals on HBT for years... well before the brewery... which is why I made the crack in the first place.

So... you're dead wrong again... per usual

 

[HoppyDaze]

Everyone is so sandy this morning...buncha a-holes around here. Love it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You are

 

[HoppyDaze]

that's mature

 

[bob1852]

See?? Told ya

Conicals on a homebrew-scale are retahded. Anything less than, maybe 50 gallons, is a huge waste of money and make zero sense..., Unless the brewer just wants to toss money around and pimp out the system as much as possible. Other than that, they're stupid.

I thought when you're big time, you measure in bbl and not in gallons. Guess not.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

I will go on record once again an state that "fixed that for ya" is still, by far, the gheyest and douchiest thing someone can do on HBT.

I never understood that whole thing... at all...

"I'm going to take your quote and change the words!! Hahahahaha!! Isn't that funny!?!?!"

No... It's not. You're a jerk off.

I think this is the first comment ever, that You made that I agree with

 

[bob1852]

I think this is the first comment ever, that You made that I agree with

Da fuq are you capitalizing "You" for??? Christ. As if Cape doesn't already have a god complex...

 

[Cape Brewing]

... if the shoe fits....

That's all I'm sayin'

 

[Cape Brewing]

And for the record, I do not think I'm "God"... I just think I'm way better than all of you.... Big difference.

 

[motobrewer]

well, obviously, God doesn't have little-dick syndrome.

 

[Cape Brewing]

We need a noob to stumble in and hook us up with a new quote. Duldrums of the season right now.

 

[user 574]

We need a noob to stumble in and hook us up with a new quote. Duldrums of the season right now.

Agree. In the off-season I just come in here randomly half-baked/drunk & post something and see how stupid it was the next day. I think I did a pretty good job of achieving my object last night.

I might become a CHI HBTer (if the offer is right) that I expect to get in the next day or so. So I'd have lived in 3 of 4 states of the NFC North which is obviously the most awesome division of the millennium. I'd shoot myself if I ever contemplated living in MI.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Da fuq are you capitalizing "You" for??? Christ. As if Cape doesn't already have a god complex...

go away little girl, nobody was talking to YOU.

 

[bluemoose]

Wonder where notcapebrewing is these days. He's always good for a quote.