Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

I'm thinking at the end of a game and your down 7. Balls at the one and you have someone like marshawn lynch, but he's only a 50% PAT kicker. Do you give it to him or do you maybe let wilson try and sneak it because he's a 90% kicker. Or do you go for two so nobody has to kick? (or do you throw a pick and not even worry about it?)[...]

Obviously, you have Wilson throw a quick look-in pass. Game over!

Oh, wait....

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

So the league office is looking pretty damned squishy right now.

If I'm Tommy Boy, I'm banging Giselle hourly while holding out for a complete acquittal...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

I think they should make the guy that scored the TD have to kick the extra point. That would be way more exciting than moving it back to the 15.

No idea what you're talking about, but do you remember that Golden Tate catch for the WIN?

That was almost as awesome as the Packers meltdown in the NFC title game.

 

[day_trippr]

No idea what you're talking about, but do you remember that Golden Tate catch for the WIN?

That was almost as awesome as the Packers meltdown in the NFC title game.

Ah....this one's too easy to trump...

Cheers! (and Hoppy knows what's up with that )

 

[day_trippr]

SPIKES!

It's ovah before it even starts: Pats own the AFC East.
As usual...

Cheers! :rockin:

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ah....this one's too easy to trump...

Said your mom to the Mexican whore on Cinco de Mayo

 

[HoppyDaze]

^ inebriated post

 

[jbaysurfer]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pats haters be like:

"AAAAAAAARRRRHRHRHR!!! MY AAAAAARMMMM. AAAAAAAARRGGGGG. IT'S BEENNNNNNN SEVERED!!!! Wait.... BOTH ARMS!!!!! SEVERED!!! RIPPED RIGHT OFF AT THE SHOULDERS!!!!! OOOOOHHHHH THE HORRRRRRRRROR!!!"

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[Cape Brewing]

..., AND MY FOOT!!! That too!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

So Kraft just did a complete 180 and is not appealing the sanctions. The ****** factor in this organization is alarming.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"OOWWWWWWWW THE OTHER FOOT NOW TOO!!! AND A KNEE!!! Oooooooooooohhj THE PAIN!!"

 

[bob1852]

So Kraft just did a complete 180 and is not appealing the sanctions. The ****** factor in this organization is alarming.

What's there to appeal?

They got caught cheating.

In return, they won the Super Bowl. I wouldn't appeal either.

 

[HoppyDaze]

"OOWWWWWWWW THE OTHER FOOT NOW TOO!!! AND A KNEE!!! Oooooooooooohhj THE PAIN!!"

I don't get it

 

[Cape Brewing]

See... What I meant is that Pats haters (aka whiny btiches) tend to overreact a bit when it comes to TMDTOTM. I posted a picture of a tiny cut on someone's finger and then pretended to be someone totally overreacting by screaming as if several limbs had been hacked off.

Get it now??

 

[bob1852]

No.

 

[dunnright00]

No.

I think your problem is you're trying to see the humor in this.
There is none.

 

[wobrien]

The Biggest Cheaters of the Milenium - TBCOTM[emoji769]

 

[Darwin18]

Not only is Kraft a cheater but he's a ***** too. Talked a big talk but at the end of the day it didn't add up to anything. If he really felt the pats didn't cheat and the punishment was unjust he would fight the league instead of rolling over. What a puss.

 

[GenIke]

Did you honestly think Kraft would really sue the NFL? Phone records subpenaed, equipment guys squealing like pigs and Tom Brady getting popped for perjury? Long story short, a lawsuit would simply not be a good move when you have a decade and half of institutionalized cheating to cover up.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Not only is Kraft a cheater but he's a ***** too. Talked a big talk but at the end of the day it didn't add up to anything. If he really felt the pats didn't cheat and the punishment was unjust he would fight the league instead of rolling over. What a puss.

Underlines what a dog and pony show that website rebuttal was. It was all about giving apologists some distracting points to bring up on talk radio and internet chat boards. Patriot fans don't care if you cheat, as long as you give them plausible deniability.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No, no... we don't care as long as they keep winning super bowls. Get It right

 

[Cape Brewing]

.... cuz... What's the alternative? Sucking balls like all of your teams do?? (Shuttering). Ewwww, I would hate that.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

RG told RK that if they appeal the "fines", there will be additional penalties.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think history will ultimately treat the Pats like the dominant franchise they are after this ridiculous pile of crap blows over. Look at Curly Lambeau. Like I was saying the other day, he cheated so badly he got the Packers kicked out of the league... but... hell... they named the freakin' field after the guy. So all of those "championships"? Asterisks... every one of em. But Packer fans don't seem to remember the cheating part so much... And I think everyone will ultimately be that way with the Pats too

 

[user 574]

10 years since last and finally reset the injury counter. Sounding like 13th man fans. "It's in da baaag for 2015"...

I look forward to the youtube letdown vids from the east coast next January

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

I think history will ultimately treat the Pats like the dominant franchise they are after this ridiculous pile of crap blows over. Look at Curly Lambeau. Like I was saying the other day, he cheated so badly he got the Packers kicked out of the league... but... hell... they named the freakin' field after the guy. So all of those "championships"? Asterisks... every one of em. But Packer fans don't seem to remember the cheating part so much... And I think everyone will ultimately be that way with the Pats too

you really are dense

 

[jbaysurfer]

Championships don't count when the world knows you got them by cheating. That's the whole point of all your vein attempts at defending yourselves...and the pathetic website that said the "deflator" was a reference to his diet.

Legacies matter and yours is one of cheating. I love poetic justice. So glad so many Pats fans acted the fool when you won the Superbowl. Makes this pathetic legacy implosion that much more satisfying. Proud to be a Dolphins fan today. Pats fans universally mocked. Karma, gotta love it.

 

[jbaysurfer]

you really are dense

It's willful denial. Which is actually worse than just being dense.

 

[bluemoose]

Proud to be a Dolphins fan today.

I never thought I would live long enough to have some one say that. Although naturally I question both sanity and sobriety.