Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Six straight AFC Championship games.

Another new record for the GOAT

 

[motobrewer]

I'm curious. What in the world makes you think you were invited?

🙂

I don't want to be invited. Lebowski asked if I was going. Maybe you guys should have a dick meeting beforehand so you can get your dicks all in a row. Tripper will be here to add emojis and teen slang.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I don't want to be invited. Lebowski asked if I was going. Maybe you guys should have a dick meeting beforehand so you can get your dicks all in a row. Tripper will be here to add emojis and teen slang.

I rescind the invitation.

 

[motobrewer]

I rescind the invitation.

That's cute.

"No, I'M dumping YOU!"

Ok, lebowski.

Ok.

 

[paulthenurse]

Lighten up, Francis.

 

[Paps]

Lighten up, Francis.

COMPLETELY unrelated to football trash-talking but....
for some reason i pictured the Salem Witch Trials as they were preparing to set ablaze a condemned witch whom just so happened to be named "Francis"...
something that may have been said by the town mayor/judge......

Then immediately thought of the scene from Monty-Python where they are chanting "burn the witch"........

O.K.
now back to your "regularly scheduled football trash talking."

 

[stratslinger]

^who let that guy in here?

 

[bluemoose]

Playoff riffraff.

 

[motobrewer]

He must be a NE fan.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'm happy that any mention of Roll Tide has disappeared. Lets all give thanks for that big fiery implosion.

 

[paulthenurse]

Pardon me Paps but I'm the guy who makes totally inane, off topic replies. Back off buster, this is a union shop.

 

[day_trippr]

I'm just enjoying watching the Cheesehead Contingent trying not to piss their collective pantaloons while waiting for the inevitable...

Cheers!

 

[GenIke]

Meh, I'm way less worried than I was before Dallas and I barely even worried about them. Why worry when you can just stand back and watch destiny run the table?

 

[Cape Brewing]

4-6

... with no Jordy, Rodgers migrates back to mediocre (4-6) real quick.

 

[motobrewer]

Went into the playoffs as underdogs....

Rogers gets white hot....

Injured at WR and corner positions....

To quote the late, great, Darth Vader:

"I sense something...something I haven't sensed since...." (Super Bowl XLV)

 

[day_trippr]

That's something you ate.

Get better soon

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

ATL D 'nuff said

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pretty good read....

http://www.patspulpit.com/2017/1/21...ing-same-rule-as-colts-who-were-not-penalized

Talks a little about the long standing environment of cheating that the Seahawks have but also talks about the bullshti penalties Goodell just tosses around.

Oh he never missed a snap and it made zero difference?? Oh well Hoppy... fcku off. CHEATER.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Awwwwww. That's a shame....

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18525693/indianapolis-colts-fire-general-manager-ryan-grigson

 

[bluemoose]

Sometimes good things happen to bad people.

 

[jammin]

Pretty good read....

http://www.patspulpit.com/2017/1/21...ing-same-rule-as-colts-who-were-not-penalized

Talks a little about the long standing environment of cheating that the Seahawks have but also talks about the bullshti penalties Goodell just tosses around.

Oh he never missed a snap and it made zero difference?? Oh well Hoppy... fcku off. CHEATER.

this take is a good week old. PKU

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

The funny part of the story is that Petey accidentally leaked the information on the teams end of season press conference. Trying to act like he knew everything and was protecting his player he informed the reporters that Dick was going thru personal and also ACL damage. Then the hornet's nest of reporters telling him that it was illegal came after him.

It is a big deal. Some teams don't even throw one pass if there's a shutdown corner. If they don't know he's injured they won't test him. Look at Revis. Once word got out young receivers were shaming him. Dick's got a lot to recover (ego/physical) while he's watching good teams the next couple of weeks on the couch. At least he won't be another meme for a while.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Plus they're huge cheaters

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I always thought they just plain s*cked but you may be onto something here...

 

[GenIke]

Cheater power rankings for the championship games:

1) Pats. No comment needed. They're the GOATs of cheating.
2) Falcons. They got a draft pick neutered for pumping in fake crowd noise. That's against the rules and also kinda sad.
3) Steelers. They will probably try and trip you and might follow you into a bathroom.
4) Packers. They play the game the way it's supposed to be played. Their fans are strong and handsome.

 

[Cape Brewing]

They'll try TO trip you. "Try and" is dumber than "ain't".

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Dont you have some tailgating and drinking to do

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Speaking of which, what is on the tailgating menu? I need to make it thru eating my oatmeal for breakfast..

 

[Cape Brewing]

Home-made Mexico chorico and melted cheddar dip.

Maybe another dip of some kind

"Four Down" braised short ribs... garlic & cheeses mashed... grilled asparagus w/ kalamata olives.

Sausage pepper and onions for post game

Oh. And maple bacon doughboys

 

[user 574]

Classy
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...pulling-false-alarm-pittsburgh-steelers-hotel

 

[Cape Brewing]

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/01/peo...the-patriots-hotel-in-the-middle-of-the-night

 

[GenIke]

Nothing says defensive like digging up a two year old fake news article.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah

 

[motobrewer]

ChoriZO. Chorico is dumber than "try and"

 

[Cape Brewing]

When you're making sausage, peppers, and onions.... put a few peperoncinis in with the peppers and more importantly, some of the juice from the jar.

You're welcome

 

[HoppyDaze]

Pretty good read....

http://www.patspulpit.com/2017/1/21...ing-same-rule-as-colts-who-were-not-penalized

Talks a little about the long standing environment of cheating that the Seahawks have but also talks about the bullshti penalties Goodell just tosses around.

Oh he never missed a snap and it made zero difference?? Oh well Hoppy... fcku off. CHEATER.

Learned from your wife

 

[HoppyDaze]

Classy
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...pulling-false-alarm-pittsburgh-steelers-hotel

That's just so over the top. Only a Pat's fan. Disgraceful

 

[bob1852]

When you're making sausage, peppers, and onions.... put a few peperoncinis in with the peppers and more importantly, some of the juice from the jar.

You're welcome

Pickled fresno chiles are better.

 

[paulthenurse]

Roger Goddell is thankful that his disguise for the Patriots game arrived just in a nick of time.

View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1485108578.710944.jpg

 

[bluemoose]

Pickled fresno chiles are better.

Hipster.