Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Darwin18]

I honestly just love that we're talking about the plausibility of Patriots employees cheating instead any of the match ups, scenarios, or basically anything about Sunday's game.

ESPN is writing stuff like this:

If Shakespeare were alive and well as a 21st-century football fan, this would be the kind of tragedy he'd dream up -- an organization famous for its Kremlin-like secrecy and paranoia getting caught by the very cameras set up to track the outsiders in its midst.

Instead of how the Pats are going to stop the Lynch or how the Seahawks DBs matchup against the Pats. Win or lose Sunday, the Patriots lose either way. I would imagine the back page of every newspaper outside of New England (and maybe some inside too) to say something like "Patriots Win*" or "Patriots Champions* Again!!" should the Pats pull the upset.

 

[h22lude]

Latest on deflate gate:

http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/01/26/deflategate-equipment-manager-new-england-patriots

Apparently we have a rogue locker room attendant here. Kraft is going to demand a full apology from the NFL. Anyone who believes the locker room attendant acted completely on his own is delusional.

It is funny how you Pats haters keep saying we don't shut up about this but you guys are the ones to keep bringing it up.

And next time you post something, please read up about it. The locker room attendant was gone for maybe 1 minute, if that. He had to pee. Try again Darwin.

 

[bluemoose]

I honestly just love that we're talking about the plausibility of Patriots employees cheating instead any of the match ups, scenarios, or basically anything about Sunday's game.

ESPN is writing stuff like this:



Instead of how the Pats are going to stop the Lynch or how the Seahawks DBs matchup against the Pats. Win or lose Sunday, the Patriots lose either way. I would imagine the back page of every newspaper outside of New England (and maybe some inside too) to say something like "Patriots Win*" or "Patriots Champions* Again!!" should the Pats pull the upset.

Pats are favored. No upset.

 

[h22lude]

I honestly just love that we're talking about the plausibility of Patriots employees cheating instead any of the match ups, scenarios, or basically anything about Sunday's game.

ESPN is writing stuff like this:



Instead of how the Pats are going to stop the Lynch or how the Seahawks DBs matchup against the Pats. Win or lose Sunday, the Patriots lose either way. I would imagine the back page of every newspaper outside of New England (and maybe some inside too) to say something like "Patriots Win*" or "Patriots Champions* Again!!" should the Pats pull the upset.

Ask us if we care. Go ahead, ask.

I'll save you the trouble. We don't care about what your newspaper says. I bet you the Boston newspaper will say "Pats, best team ever. Brady, best QB ever."

 

[finsfan]

It is funny how you Pats haters keep saying we don't shut up about this but you guys are the ones to keep bringing it up.

And next time you post something, please read up about it. The locker room attendant was gone for maybe 1 minute, if that. He had to pee. Try again Darwin.

And he took the game balls with him to do that? Maybe you should read it again.

 

[Cape Brewing]

How much did you wind up with, Cape? Down in western CT we haven't gotten hit too hard so far. Not sure if much more's still coming, but after listening to the weather guys talk about snowmageddon the past few days, I look out and I'll be darned if there's 8 inches in my driveway.



Might not even be 6.



Ah well, cheap work from home day I guess.

We already have a solid foot on the ground and they are saying another foot coming throughout today.

It's super light... Basically powder so no real power outages, etc... Which is nice.

I have a generator, etc so if power does go, it's really a non-issue.

Kicking the kids out into the yard now . They're freakin 7 & 9. I told them they aren't allowed back in until I see a solid freakin fort out there

 

[Cape Brewing]

And he took the game balls with him to do that? Maybe you should read it again.

Yeeeeeah. He unpacked 11 balls, grabbed a pressure gauge, deflated exactly two lbs from each, packed them all back up, and left the bathroom in 90 seconds.

STFU. Stop being a moron

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

He's just trolling.... ignore the noise and brace the hate.

Buddy dropped off an entire suitcase that has an inside specifically designed to transfer beer bottles. Packing all sorts a' beer for Phoenix

Pictures or it didn't happen!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I honestly just love that we're talking about the plausibility of Patriots employees cheating instead any of the match ups, scenarios, or basically anything about Sunday's game.

I honestly just love that I am going to the Super Bowl Friday morning and the Jets absolutely suck.

Wanna trade?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pictures or it didn't happen!

Will send em later... I left it at the brewery.

 

[h22lude]

And he took the game balls with him to do that? Maybe you should read it again.

He was moving the balls from the testing room to the field. He had to pee on the way and didn't want to leave them unattended. So yes he brought them with him.

Love that people are trying to keep this a big thing when nothing has come out of it or will come out of it.

Pats are #1!!!

 

[jbaysurfer]

He was moving the balls from the testing room to the field. He had to pee on the way and didn't want to leave them unattended. So yes he brought them with him.

Love that people are trying to keep this a big thing when nothing has come out of it or will come out of it.

Pats are #1!!!

Nothing will come out of it because your QB is a freakin' liar and everyone on earth who's not swinging from his balls knows it.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Ask us if we care. Go ahead, ask.

I'll save you the trouble. We don't care about what your newspaper says. I bet you the Boston newspaper will say "Pats, best team ever. Brady, best QB ever."

Yeah, you don't care. Bwahahaha! That's rich.

 

[Darwin18]

Truth.

 

[Cape Brewing]

nothing will come out of it because your qb is a freakin' liar and everyone on earth who's not swinging from his balls knows it.

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[h22lude]

Nothing will come out of it because your QB is a freakin' liar and everyone on earth who's not swinging from his balls knows it.

Ok so if he is a liar, prove it. I'll wait.

Yeah, you don't care. Bwahahaha! That's rich.

Yeah, what another city's newspaper writes about my local sports team has a lot of effect on me. Hahaha that's great. Keep thinking that if that makes you feel any better. I won't be losing sleep. I'm sure you guys have trying to figure out why the Pats have been so good for so long.

 

[motobrewer]

the facts are in....

dolphins fans are still the worst fans in history.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Ok so if he is a liar, prove it. I'll wait.



Yeah, what another city's newspaper writes about my local sports team has a lot of effect on me. Hahaha that's great. Keep thinking that if that makes you feel any better. I won't be losing sleep. I'm sure you guys have trying to figure out why the Pats have been so good for so long.

Why bother. If you Cheatriot fans have proven anything is that you're undeniably the world champions at rationalizing.

There could be direct video evidence of Tom instructing the ball boy to do it, the ball boy doing it, and Belicheat would stand up and say Tom was confused about what balls they were, and the ball boy was just taking the ball's temperature to make sure they didn't have Swineflu, and all you sycophant simpletons would be like: "Yeah! That's what I got out of it too!"

 

[jbaysurfer]

the facts are in....

dolphins fans are still the worst fans in history.

Shh. Grown ups talking.

 

[day_trippr]

Snowpocalypse!

Epic. No end in sight, either.

Anyway, Pats rule, 'Hawks suck, and nobody gives a crap about any other team 'til next year.

True facts.

Cheers!

 

[h22lude]

Why bother. If you Cheatriot fans have proven anything is that you're undeniably the world champions at rationalizing.

There could be direct video evidence of Tom instructing the ball boy to do it, the ball boy doing it, and Belicheat would stand up and say Tom was confused about what balls they were, and the ball boy was just taking the ball's temperature to make sure they didn't have Swineflu, and all you sycophant simpletons would be like: "Yeah! That's what I got out of it too!"

That bold part. See where you said "There could be". So your argument as to why you aren't giving me evidence is that even if you did have evidence we would still say they are innocent. That right there shows you have no hard evidence that anything happened. Thanks for trying.

 

[jbaysurfer]

^ tl dr

 

[skidad75]

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[h22lude]

^ tl dr

Shows your reading and writing comprehension right there. Can't read two sentences and can't type "too long, didn't read". Also shows you have nothing to back up your statements.

It is nice your mom let's you use the computer during the school week. Shouldn't you be in home economics right now?

 

[wobrien]

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Wow, came in guns blazing, huh?

 

[skidad75]

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[skidad75]

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[Cape Brewing]

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There could be direct video evidence of Tom instructing the ball boy to do it, the ball boy doing it....!"

And when that video shows up, you can shove it in all of our faces. In the mean time you should feel free to STFU

 

[skidad75]

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[finsfan]

He was moving the balls from the testing room to the field. He had to pee on the way and didn't want to leave them unattended. So yes he brought them with him.

Love that people are trying to keep this a big thing when nothing has come out of it or will come out of it.

Pats are #1!!!

That's a great cover story. No cameras in the bathroom to see him deflate the balls.