Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

Phhbt. While from the non-stop news you'd think the God Of Weather is a Seahawks fan and s/he's gonna smote the lot of us, it's barely snowing here.



'Course, they keep saying the storm isn't actually here yet. We'll see. I've been through so many of these that break either way I can't get excited.



I gots my wood stove backup, we have a well so I gots my mash tun filled with potable water, bathtub filled with flushing water...and roughly 40 gallons of kegs on tap in a basement that'll probably dive to the 40s if we lose power



Bring it on, baby!



And GO PATS!



Cheers!

Congrats on the wood stove and snow storm. Obviously elite to Pacific NW households.

 

[day_trippr]

Hoppy, stop being inscrutable. Keep it simple - in your wheel house

fwiw, I lived in Eldon for a few years before it became everybody's second home. Started a restaurant and seafood store when Boeing went down the tubes. Loved the Peninsula back in the early 70s. Wonderful place. Poor as all hell but water skiing in the canal, steelheading, or crossing the Spine and seeing the ocean from way up high are memories I won't forget.

But, back on topic, it's too bad you nitwits overran the place...

Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

Sure be a shame if the North East gets snowed in enough to shut down the airports and only Hawk fans can make it to Arizona for the game. I'm sure patty fans will be able to sell their tickets online to good 12's that will put them to use.

 

[jbaysurfer]

People's ability to rationalize knows no bounds. LMMFAO.
I'm an athiest, but thank God for Deflategate. Pure. Entertainment.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGWejAdr7YQunder[/ame] the bus...where they belong. He's just doing his job. :rockin:

 

[ChshreCat]

The most annoying thing about it all is that after the Hawks dismantle the patties everyone will say it was only because belly and his boys weren't able to cheat like the always have before.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Nah. Kind of a bumah. Everything is bettah with ****ies.

Mad King Rogah will probably move to ban cheerleaders soon based on their overinflated ****ies. Or dress them up in farkin burkas.

Aah. Wait for Revere's Ride. Theyre seeming to go for the dramatization. I'm sure they'll latch on to some of the rumors of what some of the other riders were up that night before they took off. Colonists weren't all boring.

 

[Darwin18]

Cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat. Now with fancy graphs!

http://www.sharpfootballanalysis.co...iots-mysteriously-became-fumble-proof-in-2007

 

[stratslinger]

So I just read up the latest on the latest "person of interest" in PSIGate.

The other room the Dude went to was the bathroom.

For 90 seconds.

Which actually begs the question - did he have time to wash his hands in that timeframe? Nothing suspicious there. Just kinda gross...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Alright snow.... Let's go.... Finish falling so we can clean up the streets and I can take a leisurely drive to my flight.... TO THE SUPER BOWL... Friday morning.

 

[bluemoose]

Cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat. Now with fancy graphs!

http://www.sharpfootballanalysis.co...iots-mysteriously-became-fumble-proof-in-2007

Really Darwin?
I've heard the argument that the Patriots are cheating because they haven't lost a fumble at home this year. Not that they haven't fumbled, but that they haven't lost one.
By this logic, the Packers cheated this year because Aaron Rodgers didn't throw an interception at home. CHEEEEATERS!

Why you guys got to hate sooooo much. Does this all stem from getting picked last in gym class?

 

[Darwin18]

Why do you guys got to cheat soooo much? Does this all stem from Brady and Belicheat having inferiority complexes?

 

[Cape Brewing]

He's just trolling.... ignore the noise and brace the hate.

Buddy dropped off an entire suitcase that has an inside specifically designed to transfer beer bottles. Packing all sorts a' beer for Phoenix

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why do you guys got to cheat soooo much? Does this all stem from Brady and Belicheat having inferiority complexes?

Yup.

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[Darwin18]

Embrace the hate Cape. There's going to be a lot of it in Arizona. The entire country, minus the NE, wants the Pats get their asses handed to them.

 

[Darwin18]

Latest on deflate gate:

http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/01/26/deflategate-equipment-manager-new-england-patriots

Apparently we have a rogue locker room attendant here. Kraft is going to demand a full apology from the NFL. Anyone who believes the locker room attendant acted completely on his own is delusional.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Embrace the hate Cape. There's going to be a lot of it in Arizona. The entire country, minus the NE, wants the Pats get their asses handed to them.

Ohhhhh nooooo.... Reeeeeeeally?? Awwwww that makes me sooooo sad.

Don't worry, I have been practicing my "go fcku yourself" in multiple languages.

 

[Cape Brewing]

latest on deflate gate:

http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/01/26/deflategate-equipment-manager-new-england-patriots

apparently we have a rogue locker room attendant here. Kraft is going to demand a full apology from the nfl. Anyone who believes the locker room attendant acted completely on his own is delusional.

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[Cape Brewing]

Latest on deflate gate:

http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/01/26/deflategate-equipment-manager-new-england-patriots

Apparently we have a rogue locker room attendant here. Kraft is going to demand a full apology from the NFL. Anyone who believes the locker room attendant acted completely on his own is delusional.

LOL!! Yeah... You nailed it. He was given a DIRECT order... To go take a piss.

LOL!!

*****.

 

[stratslinger]

Latest on deflate gate:

http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/01/26/deflategate-equipment-manager-new-england-patriots

Apparently we have a rogue locker room attendant here. Kraft is going to demand a full apology from the NFL. Anyone who believes the locker room attendant acted completely on his own is delusional.

I know reading comprehension is tough for some people, but seriously - read my post like 8 posts back.

It's been confirmed since Jay Glazer, that genius, reported this, that the "other area" the guy went to was the bathroom. And he was in and out in 90 seconds.

Seriously, the only controversy there is whether the guy actually washed his hands.

 

[stratslinger]

Alright snow.... Let's go.... Finish falling so we can clean up the streets and I can take a leisurely drive to my flight.... TO THE SUPER BOWL... Friday morning.

How much did you wind up with, Cape? Down in western CT we haven't gotten hit too hard so far. Not sure if much more's still coming, but after listening to the weather guys talk about snowmageddon the past few days, I look out and I'll be darned if there's 8 inches in my driveway.

Might not even be 6.

Ah well, cheap work from home day I guess.

 

[Darwin18]

I honestly just love that we're talking about the plausibility of Patriots employees cheating instead any of the match ups, scenarios, or basically anything about Sunday's game.

ESPN is writing stuff like this:

If Shakespeare were alive and well as a 21st-century football fan, this would be the kind of tragedy he'd dream up -- an organization famous for its Kremlin-like secrecy and paranoia getting caught by the very cameras set up to track the outsiders in its midst.

Instead of how the Pats are going to stop the Lynch or how the Seahawks DBs matchup against the Pats. Win or lose Sunday, the Patriots lose either way. I would imagine the back page of every newspaper outside of New England (and maybe some inside too) to say something like "Patriots Win*" or "Patriots Champions* Again!!" should the Pats pull the upset.

 

[h22lude]

Latest on deflate gate:

http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/01/26/deflategate-equipment-manager-new-england-patriots

Apparently we have a rogue locker room attendant here. Kraft is going to demand a full apology from the NFL. Anyone who believes the locker room attendant acted completely on his own is delusional.

It is funny how you Pats haters keep saying we don't shut up about this but you guys are the ones to keep bringing it up.

And next time you post something, please read up about it. The locker room attendant was gone for maybe 1 minute, if that. He had to pee. Try again Darwin.

 

[bluemoose]

I honestly just love that we're talking about the plausibility of Patriots employees cheating instead any of the match ups, scenarios, or basically anything about Sunday's game.

ESPN is writing stuff like this:



Instead of how the Pats are going to stop the Lynch or how the Seahawks DBs matchup against the Pats. Win or lose Sunday, the Patriots lose either way. I would imagine the back page of every newspaper outside of New England (and maybe some inside too) to say something like "Patriots Win*" or "Patriots Champions* Again!!" should the Pats pull the upset.

Pats are favored. No upset.

 

[h22lude]

I honestly just love that we're talking about the plausibility of Patriots employees cheating instead any of the match ups, scenarios, or basically anything about Sunday's game.

ESPN is writing stuff like this:



Instead of how the Pats are going to stop the Lynch or how the Seahawks DBs matchup against the Pats. Win or lose Sunday, the Patriots lose either way. I would imagine the back page of every newspaper outside of New England (and maybe some inside too) to say something like "Patriots Win*" or "Patriots Champions* Again!!" should the Pats pull the upset.

Ask us if we care. Go ahead, ask.

I'll save you the trouble. We don't care about what your newspaper says. I bet you the Boston newspaper will say "Pats, best team ever. Brady, best QB ever."

 

[finsfan]

It is funny how you Pats haters keep saying we don't shut up about this but you guys are the ones to keep bringing it up.

And next time you post something, please read up about it. The locker room attendant was gone for maybe 1 minute, if that. He had to pee. Try again Darwin.

And he took the game balls with him to do that? Maybe you should read it again.

 

[Cape Brewing]

How much did you wind up with, Cape? Down in western CT we haven't gotten hit too hard so far. Not sure if much more's still coming, but after listening to the weather guys talk about snowmageddon the past few days, I look out and I'll be darned if there's 8 inches in my driveway.



Might not even be 6.



Ah well, cheap work from home day I guess.

We already have a solid foot on the ground and they are saying another foot coming throughout today.

It's super light... Basically powder so no real power outages, etc... Which is nice.

I have a generator, etc so if power does go, it's really a non-issue.

Kicking the kids out into the yard now . They're freakin 7 & 9. I told them they aren't allowed back in until I see a solid freakin fort out there

 

[Cape Brewing]

And he took the game balls with him to do that? Maybe you should read it again.

Yeeeeeah. He unpacked 11 balls, grabbed a pressure gauge, deflated exactly two lbs from each, packed them all back up, and left the bathroom in 90 seconds.

STFU. Stop being a moron

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

He's just trolling.... ignore the noise and brace the hate.

Buddy dropped off an entire suitcase that has an inside specifically designed to transfer beer bottles. Packing all sorts a' beer for Phoenix

Pictures or it didn't happen!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I honestly just love that we're talking about the plausibility of Patriots employees cheating instead any of the match ups, scenarios, or basically anything about Sunday's game.

I honestly just love that I am going to the Super Bowl Friday morning and the Jets absolutely suck.

Wanna trade?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pictures or it didn't happen!

Will send em later... I left it at the brewery.

 

[h22lude]

And he took the game balls with him to do that? Maybe you should read it again.

He was moving the balls from the testing room to the field. He had to pee on the way and didn't want to leave them unattended. So yes he brought them with him.

Love that people are trying to keep this a big thing when nothing has come out of it or will come out of it.

Pats are #1!!!

 

[jbaysurfer]

He was moving the balls from the testing room to the field. He had to pee on the way and didn't want to leave them unattended. So yes he brought them with him.

Love that people are trying to keep this a big thing when nothing has come out of it or will come out of it.

Pats are #1!!!

Nothing will come out of it because your QB is a freakin' liar and everyone on earth who's not swinging from his balls knows it.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Ask us if we care. Go ahead, ask.

I'll save you the trouble. We don't care about what your newspaper says. I bet you the Boston newspaper will say "Pats, best team ever. Brady, best QB ever."

Yeah, you don't care. Bwahahaha! That's rich.

 

[Darwin18]

Truth.

 

[Cape Brewing]

nothing will come out of it because your qb is a freakin' liar and everyone on earth who's not swinging from his balls knows it.

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[h22lude]

Nothing will come out of it because your QB is a freakin' liar and everyone on earth who's not swinging from his balls knows it.

Ok so if he is a liar, prove it. I'll wait.

Yeah, you don't care. Bwahahaha! That's rich.

Yeah, what another city's newspaper writes about my local sports team has a lot of effect on me. Hahaha that's great. Keep thinking that if that makes you feel any better. I won't be losing sleep. I'm sure you guys have trying to figure out why the Pats have been so good for so long.

 

[motobrewer]

the facts are in....

dolphins fans are still the worst fans in history.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Ok so if he is a liar, prove it. I'll wait.



Yeah, what another city's newspaper writes about my local sports team has a lot of effect on me. Hahaha that's great. Keep thinking that if that makes you feel any better. I won't be losing sleep. I'm sure you guys have trying to figure out why the Pats have been so good for so long.

Why bother. If you Cheatriot fans have proven anything is that you're undeniably the world champions at rationalizing.

There could be direct video evidence of Tom instructing the ball boy to do it, the ball boy doing it, and Belicheat would stand up and say Tom was confused about what balls they were, and the ball boy was just taking the ball's temperature to make sure they didn't have Swineflu, and all you sycophant simpletons would be like: "Yeah! That's what I got out of it too!"

 

[jbaysurfer]

the facts are in....

dolphins fans are still the worst fans in history.

Shh. Grown ups talking.

 

[day_trippr]

Snowpocalypse!

Epic. No end in sight, either.

Anyway, Pats rule, 'Hawks suck, and nobody gives a crap about any other team 'til next year.

True facts.

Cheers!