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The balls were tested a half hour before the game started. They lost over 15% weight in one half due to temp fluctuation? My raft doesn't lose near that much going from 70F to 40F in a four hour float. GTFO cheaters
 
Re: Deflategate

From the ideal gas law, P2 = P1*T2/T1, where T is absolute temperature.
T1 = 70°F = 294.26 K
T2 = 40°F = 277.59 K
P1 = 12.5 psi (minimum legal pressure) @ 70°F
P2 = 12.5 * 277.59 / 294.26 = 11.79 psi @ 40°F​
If the Pats balls were 2 psi under low limit, they would have been 10.5 psi, which is 1.3 psi less than could be accounted for just by a temperature change.

But then if the balls were initially checked at 70°F, then they were probably rechecked at 70°F.

Temp changes aren't going to make Deflategate go away.

So what is an appropriate punishment for the Pats? How about we make Brady play with balls inflated to 15.5 psi (2 psi over upper limit), and have the Pats' kickers play with balls at 10.5 psi in the Super Bowl? :ban: Seems like the punishment would fit the crime.
 
^The Patriots would still win by 3 touchdowns.

Then what happens?

Cheers! ;)

[I gotta say, this whole thing is intriguing, if only to understand how it was done - and without anyone noticing for half the game]
 
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Nah

I actually decided to watch that. You cocks love the total win angle. No self awareness whatsoever. Just throw stats out and lend your white sisters out to make rent. Lol


LOL!!!!

Hold on.... A Seattle fan.... accusing someone of not having any self awareness??? That's tremendous.

A Fan That Blows... Who's team has won one Super Bowl... and then talks about the team like it's one the dominant dynasties in all of sports.... accusing Pats fans of not having any self awareness!!

That's epic.
 
"Total win angle". More classic...

Yeah... What idiots we are... measuring how good a team is by how many games they win. Where the hell did we come up with that crazy "angle"??
 
Blah blah blah I need to find reasons why the Pats have dominated for years so we will use deflated balls. Everyone hates the Pats so I guess I will too blah blah blah

That is what you guys sound like. Shut up.
 
Cape - I'd feel you if your team didn't have such a history of bending, **** it - CHEATING, the rules. Here's how it's going to play out:

Scenario #1 - Pats win next Sunday. Anytime a Pats fan ventures beyond the friendly confines of New England you'll hear about how much a cheater the Pats, Brady, and Belicheck are. You won't be able to say "nu huh" because they've been caught so many times. Sure in this scenario they've won the Superbowl and that's exciting, but you'll never really get to enjoy it when you'll have to constantly hear about from the nay sayers.

Scenario #2 - Pats lose next Sunday. Deflate gate takes a back seat. The Pats maybe lose a low round draft pick. Brady is chastised by the talking heads and responds by rolling around in a huge bed filled with money and his supermodel wife. Life is hard.

Blah blah blah I need to find reasons why the Pats have dominated for years so we will use deflated balls. Everyone hates the Pats so I guess I will too blah blah blah

That is what you guys sound like. Shut up.

This is exactly why America hates the Patriots. The Patriots are the Cowboys of the 90's / early 2000's - the most hated team in America.
 
Cape - I'd feel you if your team didn't have such a history of bending, **** it - CHEATING, the rules. Here's how it's going to play out:

Scenario #1 - Pats win next Sunday. Anytime a Pats fan ventures beyond the friendly confines of New England you'll hear about how much a cheater the Pats, Brady, and Belicheck are. You won't be able to say "nu huh" because they've been caught so many times. Sure in this scenario they've won the Superbowl and that's exciting, but you'll never really get to enjoy it when you'll have to constantly hear about from the nay sayers.

Scenario #2 - Pats lose next Sunday. Deflate gate takes a back seat. The Pats maybe lose a low round draft pick. Brady is chastised by the talking heads and responds by rolling around in a huge bed filled with money and his supermodel wife. Life is hard.



This is exactly why America hates the Patriots. The Patriots are the Cowboys of the 90's / early 2000's - the most hated team in America.

Scenario #1 - Pats win and we don't give a f@ck what anyone else says.

Scenario #2 - Pats lose and on to next season.

You can use anything you want to make you feel better about the Pats dominating so much.


I think you have it backwards. People don't hate the Pats because we are the way we are. We are the way we are because people hate the Pats for no reason. People will always hate a team that dominates for so long. You guys talk sh!t, we come back at you. Can't take it, don't talk sh!t.
 
Cape - I'd feel you if your team didn't have such a history of bending, **** it - CHEATING, the rules. Here's how it's going to play out:

There in lies the fckuing stupidity of all of this... ten fckuing years ago... for the 18,985,345th time... the Pats used a camera instead of a fckuing notebook. The ******* masses have droned on for a fckuning decade how "Ooooo the Pats are cheaters, they stole signals!!"

Now... take a whole ten seconds and really think about that sentence.

For the 18,985,346th time... there was no rule, and STILL is no rule, against stealing signals. But facts? Nahhh... that's irrelevant... they were told NOT to it with a camera, they were ******** and did it, they got caught, and they got a nasty slap on the wrist... and for THAT, they now have a "such a history of cheating" because they used a camera instead of a notebook? One incident!

So, WTF are you talking about??

The Pats filed a greivance against the Jets a few weeks back for tampering given Woody johnson's comments about Revis, who is a free agent this summer.

OHHHHH!!!!! JETS ARE FCKUING CHEATERS!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! CHEATERS!!!! Woody Johnson is going AGAINST NFL rules to try to steal one of the Pats best players!!! CHEATERS!!!!! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATERS!!!!!

Now listen to that for ten fckuing years. Then, in ten years, I'll say, "Oh well... yeah... the Jets have such a history of cheating, remember Woody Johnson tampering with the Pats??? hmmm?? "

That's how fckuing stupid all of this sounds.

Now... everyone is up in arms like the Pats were out raping orphanded babies. Everyone is calling for Belichick's head. Fcking seriously??? Like Belichick is holed up in his Evvvvvvvil lair in Foxboro... scheming... "MUAAAA AHHH AHHHH!!!! I'll show Goodell... I'll SHOW EM ALLL!!!! Get me the equipment manager on the phone immediately!!!!! "

"Ok... here's what I want you to do... take... two lbs.. of pressure out of the footballs. MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! What??? You don't want to!?!?1 DOOOOOO IT OR I'LL EAT YOUR SPLEEN!!!!!"

It's all so fckuing retarded.

If this was any other team, this wouldn't make a single headline. The Pats have been kicking the fcku out of most teams for almost 15 years now and the universal hatred comes from THAT. If the Pats deserve a kick in the dick for anything it's not appreciating that fact and not going way, way out of their way to ensure that this kind of bullshti ammunition doesn't get created.
 
How's it feel to write a wall of text defending your team because they're a bunch of cheaters instead of how awesome they are to be in the Superbowl? You should just pull a Revvy and save that block of text for copy/paste jobs going forward. You'll need it every time you step out of NE.

Also, Woody Johnson is an idiot and a terrible owner. He should be fined and punished by the league. However, there's a clear difference in saying, "Yeah we'd love to have a player like Reavis on the team next season" and say videotaping opposing defensive practice schemes or, better yet, deflating game balls AFTER the officials have inspected them to give your teammates an advantage. The pathetic thing is that Brady didn't need to do that. The Pats were a vastly better team than the Colts last week.
 
Alright, so Belichick just handed the whole mess off to Brady.

Let's get this straight, he takes the time to mess practice balls up as much as he can. He pays attention to every single ******* detail of the practice balls, but he has never so much as even touched a game ball. Belichick came off like a lying sack of sh!t. At least he looked happy to be at the press conference.
 
That was a good press conference deflect blame to the Qb who'll be out of the league in a few years and keep your integrity intact. Solid job Mr. Bil
 
I think you have it backwards. People don't hate the Pats because we are the way we are. We are the way we are because people hate the Pats for no reason. People will always hate a team that dominates for so long. You guys talk sh!t, we come back at you. Can't take it, don't talk sh!t.

People hate cheaters. I'm willing to let Spy-Gate go because the Pats were caught and punished and there three Superbowl wins sullied. The team gets caught cheating AGAIN and you wonder why people hate them? It's not because you win. People love winners like Russell Wilson, Peyton Manning, even Drew Brees. America tends to hate cheaters which is exactly who the Pats are. Cheaters. Go ahead and defend that, **** get behind it even, but at the end of the day the Pats are cheaters. Brady and Belicheck are first ballot hall of famers. You will see stories about how they were cheaters when they're enshrined.
 
How does it feel to go season after season after season knowing your team blows?

Honestly, not great. I stopped wearing all Jets gear when people would stop me and tell me how great a Christian Tebow is. They're a bad team, a bad organization, and a bad group of fans but they're not cheaters.
 
People hate cheaters. I'm willing to let Spy-Gate go because the Pats were caught and punished and there three Superbowl wins sullied. The team gets caught cheating AGAIN and you wonder why people hate them? It's not because you win. People love winners like Russell Wilson, Peyton Manning, even Drew Brees. America tends to hate cheaters which is exactly who the Pats are. Cheaters. Go ahead and defend that, **** get behind it even, but at the end of the day the Pats are cheaters. Brady and Belicheck are first ballot hall of famers. You will see stories about how they were cheaters when they're enshrined.


Yeah... People love Drew Brees because his team has never been caught breaking the rules... or.... CHEATING

We'll just gloss over the fact their head coach was banned for a fckuing year.

I usually give you props Darwin but you sound like a drooling retard right now.
 
I do believe Belichick when he says he had no idea that the balls were deflated. I mean, if he was really behind this, do you really think he wouldn't have flattened all twelve?
 
People hate cheaters. I'm willing to let Spy-Gate go because the Pats were caught and punished and there three Superbowl wins sullied. The team gets caught cheating AGAIN and you wonder why people hate them? It's not because you win. People love winners like Russell Wilson, Peyton Manning, even Drew Brees. America tends to hate cheaters which is exactly who the Pats are. Cheaters. Go ahead and defend that, **** get behind it even, but at the end of the day the Pats are cheaters. Brady and Belicheck are first ballot hall of famers. You will see stories about how they were cheaters when they're enshrined.

You are right. People don't hate winners. People hate teams that dominate for so long. Russell Wilson has won 1 SB. Peyton Manning has won 1 SB. Drew Brees has won 1 SB. Winning a SB is great and does make each QB a winner. Tom Brady has won 3. The Patriots have the best record since 2000 with 163 wins. The 3 QBs you mentioned are very good. The Patriots blow them out of the water. That is why people hate them. You are going to go on and on about cheating and blah blah blah. I don't buy it. You just jumped on the "Patriots can't win without cheating" bandwagon. You can't say how good your team is so you need to say something bad about another team. Not blaming you. It will happen with the next destiny team and continue on forever. People need to hate the best team around.
 
Yeah... People love Drew Brees because his team has never been caught breaking the rules... or.... CHEATING

We'll just gloss over the fact their head coach was banned for a fckuing year.

I usually give you props Darwin but you sound like a drooling retard right now.

Exactly!!! And what about Suh. He is known for intentionally trying to injury players. He gets suspended for stepping on Rodgers leg but can still play his next game in the playoffs. No one cares. The only reason this is big is because it is against the Pats because they dominate teams. Look at the Vikings. They were told not to heat the balls up but they did. No one cares. Because the Vikings suck.

As the Great BB would say "On to Seattle". Pats are going to kill them!!! Brady will get his 4th ring and be the best QB of all time.
 
Yeah... People love Drew Brees because his team has never been caught breaking the rules... or.... CHEATING

We'll just gloss over the fact their head coach was banned for a fckuing year.

I usually give you props Darwin but you sound like a drooling retard right now.

The Saints weren't caught cheating. They were caught maliciously trying to injure people. It's not a huge difference either way.

As the Great BB would say "On to Seattle". Pats are going to kill them!!! Brady will get his 4th ring and be the best QB of all time.

Except, you'll have lots and lots of people saying he's a cheater. He might end up with four, or even more, rings but he will always be mentioned as a cheater.
 
Honestly, not great. I stopped wearing all Jets gear when people would stop me and tell me how great a Christian Tebow is. They're a bad team, a bad organization, and a bad group of fans but they're not cheaters.

I thought you stopped wearing Jets gear because you were caught knocking out that chick on videotape?
 
The Saints weren't caught cheating. They were caught maliciously trying to injure people. It's not a huge difference either way.



Except, you'll have lots and lots of people saying he's a cheater. He might end up with four, or even more, rings but he will always be mentioned as a cheater.

Yup lots and lots of people hating success. And that doesn't bother me. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Maybe one day the Jets will dominate (hahahaha) and you will see everyone hating them for it.
 
People hate cheaters. I'm willing to let Spy-Gate go because the Pats were caught and punished and there three Superbowl wins sullied. The team gets caught cheating AGAIN and you wonder why people hate them? It's not because you win. People love winners like Russell Wilson, Peyton Manning, even Drew Brees. America tends to hate cheaters which is exactly who the Pats are. Cheaters. Go ahead and defend that, **** get behind it even, but at the end of the day the Pats are cheaters. Brady and Belicheck are first ballot hall of famers. You will see stories about how they were cheaters when they're enshrined.

Remind me how those three Superbowls are sullied, when what they got in trouble for in 2007 didn't become illegal until 2006?

(Helpful Hint: they won all three Superbowls before 2006)
 
Remind me how those three Superbowls are sullied, when what they got in trouble for in 2007 didn't become illegal until 2006?

(Helpful Hint: they won all three Superbowls before 2006)

Like I keep saying, people need to find a reason to hate a dominating team. This ball deflating this is a great example. The NFL hasn't even said the Pats did anything yet and people are hating. Hating for no reason.

People can hate because they will keep hating when the Pats beat Seattle.
 
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