Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

So after reading up on this deflategate thing a little bit it is clear that the pats are still a bunch of cheating losers. How pathetic is it to cheat against a team that you're better than?

I see what you did there

 

[GenIke]

I've read that the Pats might end up losing their 31st overall pick in the upcoming draft.

 

[JohnSand]

The whole accusation is an outrage! Bill Belichick is an honorable man who would never cheat. Except that one time he got caught, and the time before that he got caught. And maybe this weekend. But no other times as far as we know.

 

[Roughster]

Link to Deflate-gate: http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...=3340481&utm_source=FB - NBC Sports&utm_tags=

Agree, the Pats will cheat whenever they think can get away with it. Just the facts.

 

[bob1852]

So I'm sure the Colts have video of the ball boys over inflating the balls when the Colts were on offense?

I mean, if the allegations are true, how come Luck and his receivers ducked so bad?

 

[Punity]

So I'm sure the Colts have video of the ball boys over inflating the balls when the Colts were on offense?

I mean, if the allegations are true, how come Luck and his receivers ducked so bad?

Spygate obviously.

 

[stratslinger]

What gets me about this "deflate gate " thing is that, in pregame interviews leading up to the New England / Green Bay game earlier this year, Rodgers explained how he always uses over inflated balls because they're easier for him to handle.

So, why is manipulating pressure in the balls in one direction OK for Rodgers, but the suspicion of the Pats doing it the other way is a cause for sandy vadge all over the place? And talking about potentially losing draft choices? Puh-lease...

 

[Darwin18]

So we're going to get to listen Deflate-Gate for the next two weeks? Thanks a lot Indy....

 

[paulthenurse]

So if it's cheating to use balls that are at the lower end of the 12.5 - 13.5 PSI range because they are easier to grip is it also cheating to cut the infied grass really short because you have a vacuum for a shortstop and he'll get to balls that a merely avearge shortstop won't? For years the Orioles played on a pool table on the left side of the infield because Brooks Robinson didn't need a shag carpet to slow the balls down, that allowed his team to sneak some hits out. Every team in any sport manipulates what they can. If the Pats were smart enough to lower the pressure to make the ball easier to grip it's not their fault that Indy's staff didn't think to do so.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

and after the game, on his way home, he helped people in an overturned vehicle. turns out paul was leaning too far to the left

 

[bob1852]

The Detroit Pistons have informed the NBA that they're suing because Bird knew where all the dead spots were on the floor in the Garden.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ha! Patriots got caught cheating again. What an embarrassment to the sport. Why aren't they disqualified?

 

[h22lude]

Ha! Patriots got caught cheating again. What an embarrassment to the sport. Why aren't they disqualified?

Haha this is great.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ha! Patriots got caught cheating again. What an embarrassment to the sport. Why aren't they disqualified?

Huh, Some guy from the Pacific Northwest whining that the Pats should be disqualified before getting a chance to slap the Seahawks around. Go figure.

 

[bluemoose]

So excited that Seattle won. It looked like the Pats were going to get a tough matchup for the Super Bowl. Should be a cakewalk to get the fourth championship.

 

[GenIke]

Yeah no doubt that America wanted Pats vs Packers.

 

[Punity]

Yeah no doubt that America wanted Pats vs Packers.

Should have the paid the refs more then.

 

[ChshreCat]

So, now that deflating balls has been figured out, what are the patties going to do to cheat against the Seahawks?

 

[bluemoose]

I would guess spiking the punch in the Seahawks hotel with adderal, but my guess is sneaky Pete has already taken care of that.

 

[res291que]

Now this is some funny s... http://rilenews.com/stories/sports/nfl-investigating-bill-belichick-black-magic/

 

[day_trippr]

Gotta love the brave front Seahawk fans are putting up after that debacle of a game - in that open-air lunatic bin of theirs.

Otoh, the camera shots of the parking lots being flooded with bandwagoners leaving the bin at the end of the third quarter is a solid testimonial to their dedication to the game. :rockin:

Anyway...there's no doubt the Patriots will beat the snot out of the Seahawks. Hell, GB still almost won their game with a leg supposedly tied behind the presumed 2015 NFL MVP's back (what a joke) and a coaching staff comprised totally with members of the Gallus gallus domesticus family.

cluck cluck

The New England Patriots have the best quarterback in history being coached by the best coach in history. with too many assets on offense to stop 'em all and enough assets on defense to be more than competitive with any team in the league.

And they've clearly peaked at the right time.

Seattle had an "ok" run for a bunch of drug-addled sociopaths and an old woman for a head coach, but it's the end of the line for them...

Cheers!

 

[user 574]

Total ****ing choke job by Green Bay. The dude who couldn't catch the onside kick attempt even though it hit him right in the ****ing facemask; they should make him walk home. The desperate heave on the two-point conversion that Clinton-Pecker somehow didn't knock down. Giving up that huge, what was it - third and 21? - conversion. Even at the beginning of the game, failing at the one yard line and settling for six points instead of 14.

Green Bay lost that game.

epic fail of the millennium. I was kicking dogs and beatin my *******.

And day_trippr? Crack pipe... put it down.

 

[ChshreCat]

Man, I hope the patties are just as stupid as their inbred fans are and they think Seattle is going to play the way they did in the first half of yesterday's game. LOL

 

[GenIke]

Speaking of Russell Wilson, did you guys see that Golden Tate will be slipping into... the pro bowl?

 

[Roughster]

As I said before, we will be revisiting this thread after the Superbowl. So enjoy it right now Pat fans, as I told a Packers fan on Friday, "Right now is the best you are going to feel football-wise this weekend."

Pat fans are next.

 

[ChshreCat]

The patties have never experienced anything like the Seahawks. Oh wait.. they have... and they lost.

 

[bluemoose]

Really, a game from two years ago is relevant, but that sh!tshow from yesterday you can shrug off? That's cute.

Can anyone else see Lynch and Blount sitting by the pool eating a bowl full of skittles together?
" Yeah, thanks for axing"

 

[HoppyDaze]

Racism reported

 

[bluemoose]

Don't be so uppity, bro.

 

[ChshreCat]

Really, a game from two years ago is relevant, but that sh!tshow from yesterday you can shrug off? That's cute.

You're right, it's not. Because the Hawks are so much better now. While Brady is just... older.