Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

We're just letting the Pats fans enjoy these next two weeks since the game won't be any fun for you.

Very gracious of you.

Total bullsh!t, of course. If you had any sense at all you'd be pissing your pantaloons...

Cheers!

 

[GenIke]

I guess since I'm now an objective football observer, the Pats are the better team.

 

[ChshreCat]

Jeez... act like you've been here before.

 

[day_trippr]

LOL! WTF is that?

After a whole year of you lame-@ss 'Hawks fans praying that the Patriots went down, you think we're gonna take our foot off the gas pedal now?

Ahahahahahahahhahaha! As IF!

No amount of Adderall is gonna save your team this year,
SeaHawks are gonna get totally pasted.

Book it.

Cheers!

Seriously though, how cool is it that The Most Dominant Team Of The Millennium (Extended Director's Cut) is going to the Super Bowl Yet Again!

What else? Well, it's pretty obvious that neither Luck nor Wilson are anywhere near Elite status...

 

[ChshreCat]

Sounds like you're trying very hard to convince yourself. Keep it up.

 

[day_trippr]

LOL! There's that Grave Yard Whistle again! I keep hearing it here. Weird

Anyway, of the plethora of awesome plays in a complete and total dominant blow-out AFC Championship victory was this play. How cool is it for an O-Line to score! Gotta love it.

Yup. The Seattle bandwagon is about to run off the rails...

Cheers!

[Aaron Rodgers on Packers' collapse: 'We gave it away'. Well, duh. Yeah you did]

 

[HoppyDaze]

Whewwww. That was close!

Man your oven already

 

[HoppyDaze]

I guess since I'm now an objective football observer, the Pats are the better team.

I guess since I'm now not caring about your opinion. Wait. Da fuq is you?

 

[ChshreCat]

LOL! There's that Grave Yard Whistle again! I keep hearing it here. Weird

Anyway, of the plethora of awesome plays in a complete and total dominant blow-out AFC Championship victory was this play. How cool is it for an O-Line to score! Gotta love it.

Yup. The Seattle bandwagon is about to run off the rails...

Cheers!

[Aaron Rodgers on Packers' collapse: 'We gave it away'. Well, duh. Yeah you did]

Glad your JV game has you full of confidence. Seattle only needs 5 minutes and a one-armed Sherman to win in the real conference.

 

[day_trippr]

Aww, c'mon Hoppy, be cool. It's not like your team backed into a dicey situation facing the New England Football Patriots.

Oh - wait. It's totally like that.

So I was just informed that today was actually a Bye Week for the Patriots.

Puzzled, but I'm ok with it...

Cheers!

[Oh yeah - a shout out to Pittsburg for giving us Blount back! *********! ]

 

[ChshreCat]

LOL... the patties threw everything they had into this game because they knew it would be their last hurrah.

 

[day_trippr]

Wow.

Seriously, you should read what you write before hitting Submit, because that's so seriously lame that it's obvious you don't even believe it.

Sheesh...

45 - 7. Awesome Sauce. And less one bad decision by Brady it could easily have been 52 - zip...

Cheers!

[btw: How big of a MORON is Ray Lewis? Answer: galactic.]
[ps: I managed to totally miss this until right now:

The lad has ball balls

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Money to be made. Vegas odds out NE -1. That's gonna change alot!

 

[Punity]

Money to be made. Vegas odds out NE -1. That's gonna change alot!

Started at Sea -2.5 so I can see some back and forth as the weeks go on.

 

[bob1852]

Money to be made. Vegas odds out NE -1. That's gonna change alot!

Actually opened at NE +2.5....

 

[day_trippr]

Actually opened at NE +2.5....

In the third friggin' quarter of the complete and total destruction job NE pulled on sad little Indy.

Evidence that there are lots of stoopid people in Las Vegas.
And their post-blow-out back-tracking was awesome!

SeaHens are toast. Bank it.
'Cuz we're Patriots Strong!

Cheers!

[omg, she's stellar! ]

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'm not saying who but I say it gets to at least a touchdown.


ViewFromVegas of #SuperBowl line...MGM now has New England -1 over Seattle, Caesars at pick 'em...offshores also mostly pick 'em now
— Dave Tuley (@ViewFromVegas) January 19, 2015

 

[day_trippr]

Not to pile on, but....no. This isn't happening.
The sad Pacific Northwest has much larger delusions and will trump Luck's next contract with a colossal waste of money on young Wilson...

Tragic.

Will probably result in Seattle being non-competitive for a decade or longer...

Cheers!

[btw: quote from Colts safety Mike Adams: "So close, but so far".
Ummm......"Close"?
He should be playing for Seattle. ]

[another ps: Luck in his post-game presser: "They obviously played better than us". Yea, verily, brilliance resides in Cro-Magnum form ]

 

[h22lude]

H22lude: we'll be revisiting this thread after the Super Bowl to serve you some crow...

Did you watch both games? Seattle couldn't get out of their own way. Pats rolled. Give the Pats the rings now.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Good evening gentlemen

 

[Cape Brewing]

How was everyone else's evening?

 

[day_trippr]

How was everyone else's evening?

Cathartic.

And you?

Hope you were wearing Survival Gear

Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

Glad cape's here. Trippr has been busy trying to keep his hopes alive. Glad there's a real obnoxious a**hole here to take over. LOL

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cathartic.

And you?

Hope you were wearing Survival Gear

Cheers!

I was... I have a pretty heavy duty legit rain suit so I stayed dry as a bone.

I had the little tailgate camper and the little tent city set up so we were able to watch that earlier contest of which team could out-suck the other one in toasty dryness. We went with some mussels and little necks in this chorizo and white wine broth that was quite nice. Lobster bisque. A hot pork queso dip. And then rib-eyes and 20 fcuking pounds of king crab leg (for 13 people). View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1421646450.840993.jpg

Here's some of the shrapnel.

(Yawn)

Welp.... I must say... I'm a bit tuckered out. It's almost as if there was TOO much to cheer for. Every time I tried to just sit for a second and they're... all.... again, with the touchdowns. They're non-stop with the touchdowns.

Jeez. I had just had a disgusting amount of meat and seafood... can they let me digest for two effin minutes?

 

[day_trippr]

^LOL! Awesome! Though I was quite content to sit in front of a warm glowing fireplace and enjoy the game with a friggin' boatload of homebrew (obligatory HBT-relevant comment ) and a lovely pork and veggie stir-fry.

I figure I saved a cool grand by staying home :rockin:

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think what I am looking forward to the most...is just the tsunami of "you mad bro?" Tweets Pats fans are going to shower Dick Sherman with after the Super Bowl ass fckuing he's gonna get.

 

[day_trippr]

So, just watching Sports Center and Russell Wilson's "highlight reel" from tonite's game - and totally wondering why Seattle fans aren't rushing to Lake Washington to drown themselves en masse.

Seriously, that performance was friggin' awful. It's a testimony to Green Bay's ability to lose a game through incompetence.

I'm just worried that Green Bay will fire that bad-cholesterol-bloated coach of theirs and hire McDaniels.

Yup. It's a real concern...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey that Marshawn Lynch... what a role model huh? Am I right?

Just oooooozing class... All the time.

He's really an inspiration.

I'm just bummed out I'm not a Seahawks fan so I don't get many chances for my kids to learn from his shining example.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Was Wilson's night that bad? I was kinda occupied eating crab legs.

Now I gotta look up his stats.

 

[Cape Brewing]

PFFT!!!! Bwaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!