Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

PFFT!!!! Bwaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!

Nooooo!

According to our resident PNW football bandwagoners, Wilson submitted a spectacular performance!

Cheers! (Ahahaha! Yeah, ok, in "Real Life" (tm) he totally sucked ass, but lives another day due to the spectacular failure of Green Bay to close a lock.)

(btw, did you score your tix yet? )

 

[bob1852]

How much did you pay Paul for the crab and stuff? I'm sure he was out in the LSU all morning picking stuff up...

 

[day_trippr]

Apparently, our PTN had better sense.
"The weather outside was dreadful"

...and all that.

Cheers!

[ps: Dead Man Walking

]

 

[day_trippr]

Oh fer f@cks sake! Now it's "DeflateGate"!
Hide the wimmin an' childrin!

Jeeze.

Of course that's why the game ended 45-7!
Soft footballs!

Cheers! (honestly, I'm thinking about moving to Mars, where it's reasonably sane....)

 

[the_bird]

Was Wilson's night that bad? I was kinda occupied eating crab legs.

Now I gotta look up his stats.

His first half made Geno Smith shake his head.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I just watched the absolute goat rodeo that was the end of the Seattle/Green Bay game... And the Pats are supposed to be nervous???

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hollllllllllllly effin crap... ESPN is gargling Wilson's nuts for his fckuing "courage" and just never giving up?? You gotta be effin kiddin me. He gagged up the whole effin' game, tosses up a complete freakin' prayer and now he's "courageous"??

That's hilarious.

 

[h22lude]

Wilson crying after the game. Come on bro, act like you've been there before. Man up. And Baldwin after the game freaking out about no one believes in them. Get over yourself. You barely won at home against a hurt QB. After the spanking the Pats put on them in 2 weeks, Seattle will wish they lost last night.

 

[the_bird]

Hollllllllllllly effin crap... ESPN is gargling Wilson's nuts for his fckuing "courage" and just never giving up?? You gotta be effin kiddin me. He gagged up the whole effin' game, tosses up a complete freakin' prayer and now he's "courageous"??

That's hilarious.

Total ****ing choke job by Green Bay. The dude who couldn't catch the onside kick attempt even though it hit him right in the ****ing facemask; they should make him walk home. The desperate heave on the two-point conversion that Clinton-Pecker somehow didn't knock down. Giving up that huge, what was it - third and 21? - conversion. Even at the beginning of the game, failing at the one yard line and settling for six points instead of 14.

Green Bay lost that game.

 

[h22lude]

Green Bay lost that game.

This right here! Seattle didn't win. GB lost it. Seattle had a few really good plays but GB had a lot more bad ones.

 

[the_bird]

That defensive back, too, who picked off Wilson with about five minutes to go, took two steps, then slid on his backside. WTF? Keep running, dude! Game ain't over! No one was anywhere close to you! You had a friggin' teammate right there to block for you!

Green Bay played passive football. Didn't go for the throat at the 1 yard line. Didn't target Sherman after his arm got busted (how's he going to break up a pass playing with his arm in an invisible sling?) They got up 16 and then just tried to hold on.

 

[GenIke]

Wow, looks like Don Shula knew what he was talking about.

 

[Punity]

6 pts off of 5 turnovers. There's a reason for the loss. It's amazing that a team with Rodgers couldnt salt the game away with that many short field opportunities.

 

[Darwin18]

The Colts are a 4 - 5 win team without Luck. There wasn't much talent on the field. I'm not sure what Pats fans are crowing about. Seattle is a much better team than anyone in the Pats played this year in the AFC. Did you see what they did to Aaron Rogers? I don't care if he was hurt, he's still Aaron Rogers.

 

[the_bird]

The Colts are a 4 - 5 win team without Luck. There wasn't much talent on the field. I'm not sure what Pats fans are crowing about. Seattle is a much better team than anyone in the Pats played this year in the AFC. Did you see what they did to Aaron Rogers? I don't care if he was hurt, he's still Aaron Rogers.

That's weird. I thought he had a calf injury, but apparently he's been struggling with a missing "D".

How the **** can you not know how to spell "Rodgers"?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think this "deflated ball" thing is fascinating. I wouldn't expect fans or media members to have such massive sandy vag's that THIS is what they now need to latch onto, praying, hoping that there is some magical reason why their team blows.

Apparently my expectation was incorrect.

Why isn't the fine journalists over at the Indystar wiping their pssuies over how "deceitful" the Pats were with the eligible/ineligible receivers like that fckuing pssuy Harbaugh did??


"BUT!!! But!!! That evil Bill Belicheat threw the ball to a lineman!!!! OWWWW!!! That hurts my ovaries!!!"

 

[the_bird]

....

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

That's weird. I thought he had a calf injury, but apparently he's been struggling with a missing "D".

How the **** can you not know how to spell "Rodgers"?

Please it's the NFC. I could barely watch the game yesterday expecting to see Rodgers drag his limp leg across the field in pain until the snap of the ball. Or maybe it was the SEA QB crying like a little b- Or some OG holding his elbow when the camera was on him but perfectly fine when the play was in motion. Now we get to see 2 weeks of these drama queens get in depth reports on their struggles.

We on the other hand have the jovial Belichick saying "We're onto Seattle" with a post game interview letting us know it's only football.

 

[Darwin18]

What's the deal with the deflated ball?

 

[HoppyDaze]

No one knows what you're talking about, Cape.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The Indystar is reporting that the Pats supposed deflated the footballs during the game and the "NFL is investigating"

Unfukcing real.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

what a great game

 

[HoppyDaze]

BTW. Rodgers only acted hurt once sh!t went bad. He realized they were gonna lose so he pulled the injury card. No ones buying it

 

[HoppyDaze]

The Indystar is reporting that the Pats supposed deflated the footballs during the game and the "NFL is investigating"

Unfukcing real.

Why would you read Indystar? For thread fodder? Pathetic

 

[the_bird]

Yahoo! Sports picked it up, too. Of course, if the balls were deflated enough to make a difference, you'd think maybe the referees - who touch the ball after every single play - might have noticed?

 

[F_R_O_G]

good thing keash redemed himself at the end there. the seahawks wanted i more than greenbay, that was obveious.

we shut down Manning last year and we'll shut down Brady this year. GO HAWKS!!!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

BTW. Rodgers only acted hurt once sh!t went bad. He realized they were gonna lose so he pulled the injury card. No ones buying it

Aaand Sherman got hit on the funny bone before the comeback. It's like a little kid looking for an excuse. I always hate when a team looses and then reports come out "Oh! He had a torn quad" I guess it's the nature of over reporting. Happens on the Pats side too. You loose. Congratulate the other team and make tee times for tomorrow.


EDIT: Whoa! Someone has MLK day off up in the green state of WA.

 

[HoppyDaze]

No one can understand what you're saying

 

[HoppyDaze]

So after reading up on this deflategate thing a little bit it is clear that the pats are still a bunch of cheating losers. How pathetic is it to cheat against a team that you're better than?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why would you read Indystar? For thread fodder? Pathetic

No fcku-tard... It is on ESPN as "the Indystar is reporting....."