Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

It amazes me the limited teams representing smack talking here. Bandwagoners or wine drinkers I guess

I think a ton of fans probably just accept the fact that the Pats will beat their team anyway and therefore find trash talk a waste of effort.

... that's why I always give Darwin credit

 

[day_trippr]

^troo

Cheers!

 

[JonGrafto]

It's hard to trash talk when you're team has been done with their season for two weeks already. At least I don't have that problem.

 

[motobrewer]

Dude, seriously, check yourself with that sh!t. It's juvenile and embarrassing yourself.

Besides, I have a face ripping IPA (well over 120 IBUs on paper anyway) that'll cost you your teeth (and in your case, probably whatever's actually left of ************).

Show up anytime.
Just yell out to the dobies that you're "Moto" first...

Cheers! :cross:

Lol! Rachael, get yourself together.

"120 IBUs on paper!!"

Ahhahahhahaha!!!

Cape, seriously, what's with this guy??

 

[GenIke]

It's hard to trash talk when you're team has been done with their season for two weeks already. At least I don't have that problem.

Those teams are lucky. They get sit down, relax and watch the Packers in the playoffs.

 

[paulthenurse]

An Drew Luck
You Beat My Ass

 

[user 574]

... that's why I always give Darwin credit

Thought of Darwin whilst I typed.

 

[day_trippr]

Lol! Rachael, get yourself together.

"120 IBUs on paper!!"

Ahhahahhahaha!!!

Cape, seriously, what's with this guy??

Why ask Cape for remedial reading help?

You clearly have issues - with medical names that nobody here can pronounce, never mind cure...

Cheers! (And good luck with that...)

 

[day_trippr]

Right, then.

The Patriots will play the Seahawks in Arizona...

Cheers!

 

[user 574]

Anytime I hear the confidence level exude out of your bung holes I think of the 1997 SB where the Packers were 12 pt favorites.

Now I just chill and wait to see the end results.

 

[day_trippr]

Oh, fer chrissakes, of course anything could happen.
Hell, the Colts could bury the Patriots at mid field under their home turf next weekend.

Totally, utterly unlikely, but sure, sh!t occasionally happens.
Can't let that stop the repartee, can we?
Where's the fun in that?

So 'Hawks open at a piddling -7, Patriots open at a humongous -7.5.
Patriots win! See you next year!

Cheers!

 

[stratslinger]

Look at that - another record for Peyton Manning. Guy's truly amazing...

 

[day_trippr]

Had to look that one up.

"Manning, who joined the Broncos in 2012 after his release from Indy, has gone one-and-done in the playoffs a record nine times in his otherwise stellar career."

Ouch.

And speaking of "ouch"...

Cheers!

[edit] btw, does anyone, anywhere, take anything this nitwit has to say at face value?

 

[paulthenurse]

Could you please be more specific? There are an abundance of nitwits in this thread.

 

[day_trippr]

True, this group is blessed with an overabundance of "persons of nitwit persuasion", but the linked nitwit in question is from The Outside.

Aikman's a moron. Yet somehow he parlayed that into a decent on-air career.
Amazing...

Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

You scared Hoppy? Scared the Pack are coming to the Clink (or whatever you homos call your stadium) to clean house?

The only way Rodgers will clean up at the CLink is if he brings this outfit along:

 

[JonGrafto]

True, this group is blessed with an overabundance of "persons of nitwit persuasion", but the linked nitwit in question is from The Outside.



Aikman's a moron. Yet somehow he parlayed that into a decent on-air career.

Amazing...



Cheers!

I can't stand listening to the ambiguously gay duo of Aikman/Buck.

I mute the TV and turn the radio on.

 

[ChshreCat]

btw...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

The only way Rodgers will clean up at the CLink is if he brings this outfit along:

Hey. Broadway Joe wore pantyhose right?

 

[day_trippr]

Yikes. That Jerry pic is genuinely disturbing.

And apt.

Cheers!

 

[user 574]

That's becasuse Jerry is a wesen. He changes to that when he gets startled or angry.

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[jammin]

^Cat did you actually laugh and think to yourself this crew would think that pic is funny too?

Peyton jokes are seriously so busted. Back to the drawing board, girl

 

[Darwin18]

Rexy to the Bills....that defense is going to be sick.

 

[jammin]

^and hopefully well conditioned. They'll be on the field a lot

 

[Cape Brewing]

Please.... Please come back for another year Peyton. I'm begging you. Come back and give us all the pleasure of watching you get benched around Week 6 because you can't throw a football as hard as Aaron Rodgers' boyfriend can.

Ladies and gentlemen... Prepare for the Brock Osweiler era!

 

[bob1852]

Ladies and gentlemen... Prepare for the Brock Osweiler era!

Collingsworth: Now here's a guy who's really tall.

 

[Darwin18]

**Two years in the future**

Please.... Please come back for another year Brady. I'm begging you. Come back and give us all the pleasure of watching you get benched around Week 6 because you can't throw a football as hard as Aaron Rodgers' boyfriend can.

Ladies and gentlemen... Prepare for the [insert whatever 5th round QB Belicheck drafted the year prior] era!

 

[bob1852]

Prepare for the [insert whatever 5th round QB Belicheck drafted the year prior] era!

Yeah, cuz that hasn't worked out for the last friggin' 20 years.

 

[jammin]

2 years in the future...

Jesus, you guys STILL have an akward man crush on Brady?