Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[ChshreCat]

The wind's picked up again...

[edit] But to address the "question", Patriots fan look at the asylum ringed with 67 thousand people who paid good money to see who could actually eject the most brain matter through their face holes during what was explained to them was a "football game".

And know that outside of that looney bin, the SeaChix are dead meat.

So, see you in Arizona for the barbecue.
We'll be serving Seahawk.

Cheers!

And you're going to be working the grill while Seattle is beating Denver again?

 

[day_trippr]

And you're going to be working the grill while Seattle is beating Denver again?

LOL! Good one

But...for a moment, let's put away the drunken rambling and mindless mumbling, and be honest: Manning's worst fear is winning tomorrow, because it means Yet Another Trip To The House Of Belichick.

And he hates those trips.

With a passion.

And the lad has good reason for that Nth Degree Trepidation.

Anyway...I don't think the outcome of tomorrow's AFC game is anywhere near certain. Manning's been having obvious issues lately, probably nursing a shoulder injury. I could easily see an alternate ending...

Cheers!

 

[1977Brewer]

I'm actually looking forward to the AFC game more than the NFC tomorrow. Cowboys V packers is just down to who shows up.

 

[day_trippr]

[...]Cowboys V packers is just down to who shows up.

Ok, I confess the fresh keg of triple chocolate imperial honey stout I've been hammering to bring me down from the post-playoff-game-high is starting to take its toll, but I don't get it.

That's different from every game of competition ever played in the history of mankind - how?

Cheers! (yes, i'm getting close to )

 

[ChshreCat]

Just fyi, but statistics don't matter...

 

[bob1852]

Just fyi, but statistics don't matter...

Who the feck is Ken Anderson?

 

[HoppyDaze]

LOL! Good one



But...for a moment, let's put away the drunken rambling and mindless mumbling, and be honest: Manning's worst fear is winning tomorrow, because it means Yet Another Trip To The House Of Belichick.



And he hates those trips.



With a passion.



And the lad has good reason for that Nth Degree Trepidation.



Anyway...I don't think the outcome of tomorrow's AFC game is anywhere near certain. Manning's been having obvious issues lately, probably nursing a shoulder injury. I could easily see an alternate ending...



Cheers!

Wtf does the AFC have to do with anything? Seriously. Did you watch Seattle? And if for some godforsaken miracle GB or Dallas wins at the Clink, same ... AFC has no shot. Doubt you'll get by your next game anyway. Sorry you still suck. Evolve already (cheating is not evolving btw)

 

[bob1852]

Ok, I confess the fresh keg of triple chocolate imperial honey stout

Sounds like something the Bog Inn would make.

 

[liquiditynerd]

ya know, just because this thread is......... Newton is lucky he made out so well. Sherman couldva had two picks. Chancellor got his due, I mean for F4(!$ sake he hurdled the front line TWICE, pick six AND then some.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Sham Newton actually played a pretty good game. He was throwing bullets on the dart board in the first half. Made first downs ....but the Hawks defense is hard to deal with for four quarters. Sh!t went bad like it does @Seattle. NE fans ... Best of luck. Hopefully you believe in luck

 

[HoppyDaze]

Earl Thomas and Kam Chancellor are the best safety duo in the history of ever. Not because of some ridiculous irrelevant accumulated stat line, but because they simply are. Watch football, stop looking at numbers on your screen. You're not Billy Beane, and if you were you'd start looking at what Seattle is doing. Then get the coaches to teach it then get the players to do it then get the culture to amplify it. Easy peasy. No cheating though. You know who you are

 

[ChshreCat]

If teams throw everything they have into it, they can manage to keep up with Seattle for a quarter or two. Then they just run out of steam and the Seahawks leave them in the dust.

 

[Punity]

If teams throw everything they have into it, they can manage to keep up with Seattle for a quarter or two. Then they just run out of steam and the Seahawks leave them in the dust.

Can we just start in the 4th quarter so we can go home early.

 

[ChshreCat]

Can we just start in the 4th quarter so we can go home early.

What's the fun in that? It's much better to watch a team spend the first half thinking they can do it, then realizing they were being toyed with the whole time.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Ok, I confess the fresh keg of triple chocolate imperial honey stout I've been hammering to bring me down from the post-playoff-game-high is starting to take its toll, but I don't get it.



Cheers! (yes, i'm getting close to )

That's such a girlie beer......Rachael

 

[day_trippr]

You Left Coast people seem obsessed with gender identification issues.
Get help.

Meanwhile, one shoe hits the floor.
Looks like we'll have Rex to kick around for awhile longer!

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

Wtf does the AFC have to do with anything? Seriously. Did you watch Seattle? And if for some godforsaken miracle GB or Dallas wins at the Clink, same ... AFC has no shot. Doubt you'll get by your next game anyway. Sorry you still suck. Evolve already (cheating is not evolving btw)

Haters gotta hate. We get that.

What little I saw of the Asylum Bowl was a team that shouldn't have even been in the playoffs losing.

BFD. If you think that was an actual test, you're delusional...

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

And so we're the Bengals what's your point.

I'm gonna say that the Bengals were not a NFC playoff team. I might be going out on a limb there.

 

[motobrewer]

Ok, I confess the fresh keg of triple chocolate imperial honey stout

Wow! You ARE Rachael Ray!!

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Wow! You ARE Rachael Ray!!

bet he/she has whipped cream and a cherry with it too

 

[jammin]

Wow! You ARE Rachael Ray!!

You probably don't even brew moto...

bet he/she has whipped cream and a cherry with it too

Says the guy who buys pre-made kits ... lol. I remember when I first learned how to brew

 

[day_trippr]

I don't think any of these NFC efftards actually brew.

What's not to love about a kick-ass chocolate stout at and around midnite?
Nitro or Not, it's a pretty tasty soporific...

Cheers! (GO PATS! :rockin

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

I don't think any of these NFC efftards actually brew.

What's not to love about a kick-ass chocolate stout at and around midnite?
Nitro or Not, it's a pretty tasty soporific...

Cheers! (GO PATS! :rockin

I see you know how to pour a girlie beer....tons of head

 

[bob1852]

I've been known to brew a time or two.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

You probably don't even brew moto...



Says the guy who buys pre-made kits ... lol. I remember when I first learned how to brew

you are just plain ignorant

 

[jammin]

you are just plain ignorant

Don't be too ashamed... at least you're not doing extract

 

[Punity]

I'm gonna say that the Bengals were not a NFC playoff team. I might be going out on a limb there.

Good job.

 

[Punity]

I've been known to brew a time or two.

Whoa whoa whoa we don't want the brew king to come in here again and shame us all for our piddly amounts of beer we've "made".

 

[bluemoose]

I've been known to brew a time or two.

Have you made more than 108 brews?

 

[user 574]

Whats this brewing thing you guys are talking about?