Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[dtgrdn]

Here's a relevant fact... Aaron Rodgers was bangin' this dude... View attachment 247585

THAT is a relevant fact right there..

Or NOT:

 

[bluemoose]

I like Rodger's beard in that picture.

 

[GenIke]

That a homeless guy in the background? Pic must've been taken out east somewhere...

 

[user 574]

I could give a sh!t if sometimes Aaron likes brats and other times tacos. Just keep being the best QB in the league. And with that little calf tear he'll just be downgrading his skills to Peyton & Brady's level.

 

[Thetonymartin]

This

 

[GenIke]

Oh super, A cowboys bandwagoner just showed up...

 

[finsfan]

Da fuq you been all season?!

 

[bluemoose]

That a homeless guy in the background? Pic must've been taken out east somewhere...

Not the beard I was referring to.

 

[stratslinger]

Is it just me, or does Rogers' beard look really not thrilled to be there?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I like Rodger's beard in that picture.

Baaa-zinnnnnnga

 

[Cape Brewing]

A fckuing Cowboys fan?!? NOW!?

You sir are the worst kind of person... worse than Aaron Rodgers' jilted man-lover.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Is it just me, or does Rogers' beard look really not thrilled to be there?

She's thinking, "two more hours... two more hours... Fckuing check better clear"

 

[day_trippr]

A Cowboys fan? In here?
Did the bouncer take the night off?

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I know, right??

Romo goes ONE fckuing playoff game without gagging up his entire lower intestine and all of a sudden the Eagles still suck.

(Shaking my head in disgusted disappointment)

 

[ChshreCat]

The only thing worse than the Forty-Whiner fan that vanishes when his team goes in the crapper is the Cow fan that shows up for the first time when Romo shows a glimmer of hope. On well, all the more fun to watch his dreams get dashed this weekend.

Speaking of which, it'll be nice when the ****** Bowl is over so the winner can come to Seattle and take their horrifying loss to the Hawks. I hope it's the Packers and I hope every Seahawk touchdown is a simultaneous catch. Then Wisconsin will be deserted because they'll all have strokes. It'll look like a post-plague scene from some apocalyptic movie. Cheeseheads sprawled across the countryside being picked apart by birds and rats for as far as the eye can see.

 

[user 574]

Wooh, luckily I live right across the border and will still survive the cardiac beatdown.

Educational post of what is jacked up about MN? I can't buy liquor, wine, beer on Sundays. Not even a county thing, a STATE thing. Puritans. This is why I moved where I can drive 6 miles east to reload in a pinch in the drunk state. dafuq

 

[GenIke]

Do you know why the NFL wont put a professional football team in Iowa?

Because then Minnesota would want one too.

 

[GenIke]

Not the beard I was referring to.

Aaron Rodgers is so straight he eats his brats from the middle.

 

[ChshreCat]

Aaron Rodgers is so straight he eats his brats from the middle.

Except "brats" is his pet name for skinny barely-legal guys.

 

[Thetonymartin]

But wait...

 

[wobrien]

But wait...

Typical Cowboys fan, no self awareness and not even from Texas.

 

[Thetonymartin]

Typical Cowboys fan, no self awareness and not even from Texas.

So a person has to be from the same state as their team is... Got it. I guess I'll be moving soon.

Go Ravens!!!

 

[ChshreCat]

Hey! Anyone remember this?!?

 

[Thetonymartin]

Huh?

 

[ChshreCat]

Well looky here... Seattle already has this Super Bowl sown up so they've already been named favorites for the next one!

http://www.thescore.com/nfl/news/677003

 

[wobrien]

Hey! Anyone remember this?!?

Good times

 

[wobrien]

So a person has to be from the same state as their team is... Got it. I guess I'll be moving soon.

Go Ravens!!!

Right, most people are fans of the home team, not a random team that they like the colors or pretty star...

 

[Darwin18]

Hey be nice! We need someone to get Lebron company in this thread.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hey! Anyone remember this?!?

I was there

 

[bob1852]

Watching on red zone doesn't count as being there...