Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

I do honestly think you're a moron.

Ravens have zero chance in this game.... I would be mildly surprised if Garrapollo wasn't in by mid-forth quarter.

No one in the AFC is going to stop the Pats... and no one out of the NFC scares me.

 

[motobrewer]

yeah I donno-

the "brady playoff choke" coefficient has never been higher

 

[motobrewer]

the last time the patriots won a superbowl, Bush was re-elected.

facebook was launched.

Apple released the iPod mini

cape brewing loses his virginity

 

[JonGrafto]

I do honestly think Baltimore has a real shot at winning. It's going to be soooooo funny when it happens.

ftfy

 

[Cape Brewing]

Welp... luckily we'll all know the outcome in just a couple short days.

That... and the Dolphins still suck

 

[JonGrafto]

Welp... luckily we'll all know the outcome in just a couple short days.

That... and the Dolphins still suck

^true story.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Welp... luckily we'll all know the outcome in just a couple short days.

That... and the Dolphins still suck

Guess you didn't read the good news. We signed Tannenbaum. The league is considering letting the fins into the post season next week based on extenuating circumstances of Dolphin awesomeness. Superbowl here we come!

 

[HoppyDaze]

how many batches of beer will jbay be on by the time he posts something relevant?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Infinity

 

[jbaysurfer]

Go Ducks!

108.

Infinity is just a motivational goal.

 

[Darwin18]

Guess you didn't read the good news. We signed Tannenbaum. The league is considering letting the fins into the post season next week based on extenuating circumstances of Dolphin awesomeness. Superbowl here we come!

So in the next few weeks we should expect an contract extension for Tannehill....7 years $150 mill sounds about right for Tannenbaum.

In all seriousness though, Tannenbaum fills the "Ireland blowing money on ****ty FAs" role for the Dolphins very nicely. Should pay off with lots of post season wins. Or maybe a post season appearance - that would be a good starting point.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Darwin... congrats on the big upgrade at GM. You must be encouraged.

 

[bluemoose]

What did I miss? Did the Jets hire a monkey?

 

[Cape Brewing]

No... The post is vacant at the moment, as far as I know.

 

[NewWestBrewer]

been vacant for a couple of years now hasn't it?:cross:

 

[jbaysurfer]

So in the next few weeks we should expect an contract extension for Tannehill....7 years $150 mill sounds about right for Tannenbaum.

In all seriousness though, Tannenbaum fills the "Ireland blowing money on ****ty FAs" role for the Dolphins very nicely. Should pay off with lots of post season wins. Or maybe a post season appearance - that would be a good starting point.

Revisionist history ignores the good players he brought you guys and the fact that those players are the reason you reached 2 consecutive AFC Championship games, but nevertheless, I threw up a little when signing was announced just because he's got the stench of gangegreen all over him.

 

[Darwin18]

Hey Darwin... congrats on the big upgrade at GM. You must be encouraged.

Very excited. So long as don't fill the GM with someone from the Seattle organization, again, the outlook is positive.

 

[Darwin18]

Revisionist history ignores the good players he brought you guys and the fact that those players are the reason you reached 2 consecutive AFC Championship games, but nevertheless, I threw up a little when signing was announced just because he's got the stench of gangegreen all over him.

Sanchez role filled. Check. Santonio Holmes role filled. Check. Inept coach in way over his head role filled. Check. Tannebaum role filled by...Tannebaum!?!. Check. The Dolphins are going to burn in 2015.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Sanchez role filled. Check. Santonio Holmes role filled. Check. Inept coach in way over his head role filled. Check. Tannebaum role filled by...Tannebaum!?!. Check. The Dolphins are going to burn in 2015.

Yeah, the first line is too stupid to indulge the rest of the post. Add Sanchez to Geno Smith and you get a QB that's still not half as good as Tannehill.

 

[Darwin18]

Lots of playoff wins. Any playoff wins? Well surely some playoff appearances! No playoff appearances.....I'm sure he's still a good QB.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Lots of playoff wins. Any playoff wins? Well surely some playoff appearances! No playoff appearances.....I'm sure he's still a good QB.

Same criteria you ignore when insulting Tannenbaum conveniently enough.

Not a GM in the league would take Buttfumble over Tannehill right now, and you know it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

hehehehe... Dolphins fan and a Jets fan in a slap fight...

Now that's funny right there.

"No... YOUR team stinks"
"Nuh-uh... YOURS does"

Uh... Gentlemen.... Hate to break it to you butttttttttt....

 

[motobrewer]

the seahawks will blow up just like the whale they blew up in 1970

 

[jbaysurfer]

hehehehe... Dolphins fan and a Jets fan in a slap fight...

Now that's funny right there.

"No... YOUR team stinks"
"Nuh-uh... YOURS does"

Uh... Gentlemen.... Hate to break it to you butttttttttt....

....fumble.

 

[Darwin18]

Same criteria you ignore when insulting Tannenbaum conveniently enough.

Not a GM in the league would take Buttfumble over Tannehill right now, and you know it.

Actually, Buttfumble is in line for quite the pay raise this year. It's pathetic, but is there honestly a better QB FA?

 

[HoppyDaze]

All of them

 

[dtgrdn]

the seahawks will blow up just like the whale they blew up in 1970

You mean like this:

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vmnq5dBF7Y[/ame]

 

[motobrewer]

the last time the patriots won the superbowl....

google went public

motorola razr v3 was released

estee lauder died

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!! People from Oregon are *********.

 

[Darwin18]

Was Brady paying child support the last time the Pats won the Superbowl? Legitimate question and don't want to look up "Brady, child support, Bridget Monyahan" on my work computer.