Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Darwin18]

The Seahawks were 26th in the NFL last year in passing yards and they're 31st this year....

(Number 4 in rushing last year and number 1 this year.. Which is weird... Cuz... Ya figure with how awesome Russell Wilson is, they would take advantage and throw more. Ohhhhh, i get it, they don't want too score TOO many TDs. Got it.)

And for that, they get to pay the awesome QB that put up those huge numbers a tanker truck of money this off-season and they're gonna lose their top RB next year.

Sounds like a SOLID plan... I wish the Pats could get a guy like Schneider.

You're ignoring the 754 rushing yards and 5 rushing TDs Wilson has so far this season. Passing wise, he's 2,897 yards / 18 TDs / 6 INTs. ****, I'd take those numbers in a heart beat.

The Seahawks are a run-first team with a great defense. Wilson's value is that he keeps opposing defenses honest so that they can't focus on just shutting down Lynch to keep Seattle for winning. When they put Wilson on a bootleg he's either getting a 1st down or completing a pass for 15 - 20 yards down the field. He rarely makes very bad decisions, but he needs to reduce his fumbles.

What happens when an offense is one dimensional and the opposing defense schemes against it perfectly? (hint: Superbowl 2012).

 

[Punity]

You're ignoring the 754 rushing yards and 5 rushing TDs Wilson has so far this season. Passing wise, he's 2,897 yards / 18 TDs / 6 INTs. ****, I'd take those numbers in a heart beat.

The Seahawks are a run-first team with a great defense. Wilson's value is that he keeps opposing defenses honest so that they can't focus on just shutting down Lynch to keep Seattle for winning. When they put Wilson on a bootleg he's either getting a 1st down or completing a pass for 15 - 20 yards down the field. He rarely makes very bad decisions, but he needs to reduce his fumbles.

What happens when an offense is one dimensional and the opposing defense schemes against it perfectly? (hint: Superbowl 2012).

Shhhhh don't bring up facts

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're ignoring the 754 rushing yards and 5 rushing TDs Wilson has so far this season. Passing wise, he's 2,897 yards / 18 TDs / 6 INTs. ****, I'd take those numbers in a heart beat.



The Seahawks are a run-first team with a great defense. Wilson's value is that he keeps opposing defenses honest so that they can't focus on just shutting down Lynch to keep Seattle for winning. When they put Wilson on a bootleg he's either getting a 1st down or completing a pass for 15 - 20 yards down the field. He rarely makes very bad decisions, but he needs to reduce his fumbles.



What happens when an offense is one dimensional and the opposing defense schemes against it perfectly? (hint: Superbowl 2012).

Ahhhh. So his real value is that he's a "running QB". Yeah, cuz those types of QBs always work out so well.

My only point is that if he was such an awesome QB, they wouldn't be a "run first team".... And this year, they are even more so.

 

[finsfan]

too score TOO many TDs.

"to score too many" you floccing illiterate.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Capes a Fvcking wetod. Thinks passing yards has something to do with wins.

 

[Punity]

Capes a Fvcking wetod. Thinks passing yards has something to do with wins.

50 passing tds must equal Sb right Cape?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Listen you ignorant sonsabtches... When the hell did I say the Seahawks as a TEAM needed "50 passing TDs" to win a SB or when did I say the SEAHAWKS were bad?

I didn't

I said Russell Wilson sucks.

Big effin difference.

The Hawks have one of the best running games in the league (which is gonna disappear next year when Wilson gets paid) and one of the best D's in the league... which is already on the decline from last year.

I never said the Seahawks need to pass for jack shti to win anything. I said if Russell Wilson was such an awesome QB, they wouldn't be a "run first" team who was 31st in the league in passing yards.

Not a difficult concept... So you nimrods can try to twist that all up however you want. The fact still remains that he's average at best and is gonna cost the Seahawks a mountain of money next year because everyone talks him up so much.

 

[Darwin18]

Ahhhh. So his real value is that he's a "running QB". Yeah, cuz those types of QBs always work out so well.

My only point is that if he was such an awesome QB, they wouldn't be a "run first team".... And this year, they are even more so.

If you win a championship doing so and no one is stopping you yet, why would you change the formula?

 

[finsfan]

If you win a championship doing so and no one is stopping you yet, why would you change the formula?

Because Wilson sucks! Duh.

(Cape style reasoning)

 

[HoppyDaze]

This is why no one in the country takes Boston fans (of any sport) seriously. They're just really effing dumb. It could be entertaining but they ruin that with their stupid accents

 

[Cape Brewing]

If you win a championship doing so and no one is stopping you yet, why would you change the formula?

When the fcku did I say they should change the formula???

Is this a game of "let's all put words in Cape's mouth" that I wasn't told about??

Let me put it in a way some of you might grasp...

If the John Elway had a stroke and the Denver Bronco's traded Peyton Manning to the Seahawks for a ten minute Hoppy fluffer session... And Peyton Manning was magically on the Seahawks.... Would they still be a "run first" team to the extent that they are now?

 

[finsfan]

this is why no one in the country takes boston residents seriously. They're just really effing dumb. It could be entertaining but they ruin that with their stupid accents

ftfy

 

[HoppyDaze]

Run first team!! A durrrr. 30th passing stats derkadur. I's in bean town! Brady!

 

[finsfan]

Tannehill has a much better passing completion percentage than Brady. I bet the Dolphins win the SB this year!

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're both idiots.

 

[Punity]

The defense hasn't dropped off at all still tops in the league. I know it's hard for people to fathom just ruins most arguments.

 

[Punity]

Oh look the Hawks just resigned two more core defensive players and still have money for Wagner and Wilson. Shocking it's like they know what they are doing.

BTW Pats thanks for the Branch trade back to you that pick we got was great (KJ Wright)

 

[motobrewer]

wow. the amount of stupid that just happened here is hard to fathom.

"never before, in the history of man, has so much stupid been said to so many by so few."

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh... So because of the Branch trade the Pats have no shot at winning the SB???

How stupid.


(Channeling my inner Hoppy/Finsfan)

 

[Cape Brewing]

The defense hasn't dropped off at all still tops in the league. I know it's hard for people to fathom just ruins most arguments.

Russell Wilson blows

 

[Cape Brewing]

And I mean "blows" figuratively... not literally like Aaron Rodgers.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Bazinga!!!!

 

[motobrewer]

cape, if you're this slow at the office, just go home....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nope... At a bar enjoying a delicious beer from this awesome brewery I know of.

(Now channeling my inner batch-count guy)

 

[Cape Brewing]

All my shti is done and I'm outta the day job until Jan 5.

Just THINK of all the 411 I can drop on you punks for the next two weeks.

Yayyyyyyyy!

 

[Punity]

All my shti is done and I'm outta the day job until Jan 5.

Just THINK of all the 411 I can drop on you punks for the next two weeks.

Yayyyyyyyy!

Did you at least get to batch 100 before you left.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Did you at least get to batch 100 before you left.

Oh Christ no... We're not THAT big time.

 

[Punity]

Oh Christ no... We're not THAT big time.

Small potatoes huh? It's ok at least you have a goal

 

[Cape Brewing]

Some day (fingers crossed)

 

[bob1852]

I had a sweet potato saison the other day. It was actually pretty good.